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Keto Wolf
@ketowolf.bsky.social
Equal parts geek and hornball. I’m a gay wolf with more hobbies than I have time for. I don’t take social media seriously. #Horror #Food #PersonalElectricVehicles

Art Account: @ketowolf-art.bsky.social
AD: @ketowolf-AD.bsky.social
Me with my friends, when they have food.
May 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A little snowboarding w/ @zatofoto.bsky.social

He looks fucking awesome, even having not snowboarded in 7 years lol.

I’ve been running on fumes and feeling like shit all month, so I did my best and had fun regardless :3

Sadly I need to modify or retire the hood, cause it’s TOO tight.
February 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
FINALLY!

It took so long that they literally skipped “28 Months Later” and skipped to “28 Years Later,” but it’s finally officially announced with a trailer!

Trailer looks great, and I’m so excited! The 28 series is one of the best zombie franchises.

youtu.be/mcvLKldPM08?...
28 YEARS LATER – Official Trailer (HD)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
youtu.be
December 10, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I still think of “Ding! Fries are done” when I hear “Carol of the Bells,” and I didn’t even find it that funny.

It’s so weird to think I was around before meme’s even had a name.
December 3, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Anybody have any good recommendations for modern day RTS games for PC that play similar to Supreme Commander?
November 22, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Text Message: “Your USPS package could not be delivered. Please verify your zip code as soon as possible at the following URL.”

The URL was some random domain having nothing to do with USPS.

lol good try considering the holiday season but the scammer couldn’t even get a convincing vanity URL.
November 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Okay, if a baking competition says, “Use premade pie crust to bake a holiday dessert that is NOT a pie,” do you count an empanada as a pie?

Cause to me…. It’s still a pie. It’s a literal hand pie!
November 21, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Pineapple pizza is very devisive.

Firstly, pineapple belongs on pizza.

But second, the BIGGER controversial food to me is: eggnog.

People seem to love or hate it.

I hate it. I’ve only had store bought. I wanna try what someone claims is “good eggnog” so I can actually know if I like it or not.
November 21, 2024 at 3:45 AM
TIL about some people driving their fancy cars recklessly in public streets for “youtube content.”

Now more than ever, I legit think there should be specific charges on “crimes committed for social media” as an extra deterrent/punishment.

If it’s not a thing, it should be.
November 20, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I’ve been going to the grocery store repeatedly looking for Little Debbie’s Christmas Tree Cakes, and they’re still not there!

I don’t wanna hear anybody complain about holidays arriving “too early” at stores when I can’t even get Christmas tree cakes this close to Thanksgiving!
November 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I recently discovered I really like ham and egg McMuffins.

But holy god they’re expensive for what they are.

I should probably just make them myself. Who knew English muffins were so delicious. I hope store bought is just as good!
November 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Just finished watching Hit Monkey. Wow, it was unexpectedly great!

I know I really enjoyed it when I find myself wanting to draw the characters.

I totally recommend it if you want Kill Bill + John Wick + Mutants
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Everyone is different, if it’s your jam, that’s cool.

But for me, I’m not sure if there’s a quicker way to make my boner INSTANTLY go soft, than referring to dick as “pp.”
November 15, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I love Redwall, so I’m instantly interested in Hawthorne.

Visually, it’s close to what I’d want a redwall game to look like, but I’m trying to gather from the trailer, if the gameplay is for me.

I can’t tell if it’s essentially a farm simulator?

youtu.be/rrTglbQm2OE?...
Hawthorn - Official Gameplay Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
November 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
My last minute Halloween costume! :)
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Photo by @zatofoto.bsky.social
November 2, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I only bought a little bit of Halloween candy cause my neighborhood doesn’t seem like the trick or treating type.

Butterfinger minis and a variety of full sized candy.

Knowing my luck, I’ll get a ton of trick or treaters and be unprepared.
October 29, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Does the block feature here on bluesky work any better than Twitter?

Can’t anybody you block on bluesky make an alt account and view your timeline just the same?
October 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Are “Likes” not visible on bluesky?

I can see my own but not others.
October 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I have my bluesky art account: @ketowolf-art.bsky.social

This is my personal account. I don’t want a third account for posting smut or porn. So I might just be horny on main sometimes. I think bluesky has nsfw filters people can turn on if they want?
October 22, 2024 at 7:08 PM