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Kerry
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Rarely fancy, little bit dancey.
I've often suspected that 90% of the shops in Victoria are ran by the Mediterranean cousins of Mr Ben's favourite shopkeeper.

Now, I'm certain.

Yesterday, I had a real craving for dessert. Wander into town and a new dessert shop has opened. Where there wasn't even a shop last time I went past.
December 15, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Husband is about to buy a Lidl steam mop. I am cancelling all weekend plans.
November 29, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Love my local.

We've converted the Italian barman into a cricket fan and a Swiss regular into a rugby fan.

Next challenge, getting a Croatian into croquet.
November 23, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Working on a little website project. I need something that is quick to build, not that expensive to run and has great templates (90% of the pages/posts will be the same layout).

Currently playing with Divi on WP and it's driving me crazy.

Any recommendations?
November 22, 2024 at 7:23 AM
What's with the box fresh, Daz trainers on Biggar, Warburton & Roberts.

They look like a boy band doing press for a tax bill driven reunion.

#rugby #walvaus
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I *think* England has the makings of a great team.

If they can sort their defence out.

And Smith never gets injured.

#rugby
November 16, 2024 at 6:11 PM
#ProofOfCat

Not my cat, but I believe that isn't explicitly outlined in the rules.
November 16, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 16, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Gladiator 2 is opening tonight on Gozo, the nearest bar to the local cinema is our local.

A fair handful of locals were extras, so it's turned into a luvvies bar for the evening.
November 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Does anyone else think the NYT's Wordle Bot is a know-it-all dick?
August 16, 2024 at 10:31 AM
I appear to be in a straight-to-video sequel to Yesterday.

One in which The Beatles still exist but almost everyone has forgotten how sweepstakes work.
June 9, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Reposted by Kerry
RISHI: You're sure about this?
ADVISOR: Yes
RISHI: Because it's a big deal
ADVISOR: Um, is it..?
RISHI: Okay I'm doing it. DONE. Tweeted.
ADVISOR: Cool I- WHAT?!. National EXPRESS!
RISHI: You said National Service!
ADVISOR: I said National EXPRESS! Instead of helicopters everywhere!
RISHI: Oh fuuuck
Confirmation: NI Minister Steve Baker says Sunak’s National Service wheeze was developed by a political adviser and sprung on candidates with no consultation or even talking to relevant ministers.
May 27, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Would it be a bad thing to lodge a complaint about the music blasting from the holiday let across the way?

Not because the music is loud but because it is terrible and they seem incapable of playing a full song, which makes it more annoying.

(Obviously the answer is yes, as it's not yet noon here)
May 22, 2024 at 9:38 AM
I appear to have become an Avon lady, by accident.
May 13, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Crazy dreams last night.

So whoever has Kermit the Frog will be the leader of the revolution on your bingo card. You can go ahead and mark that off.
May 10, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Friday Emergency.

Crumpet has been put in the toaster, then discovered there is no butter in the house.

I do have lard, cream and cheese though 🤔
May 3, 2024 at 7:15 AM
When did Chinese takeaways in London start charging extra for the Cucumber & spring onion?

And is this just a London thing?
April 27, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Bye Gozo.
April 20, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Just caught an ad for Distinct Cremations, which I assume is a direct cremation.

It's offering a money back guarantee.

How the hell does that work? If you become be immortal, you'll get your cash back?

Or can you have to send a message via your local medium if you not happy with the service?
April 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Overheard QoTD.

'I had some gaffer tape on my ripples on my nipples, to cover my dignity'
April 14, 2024 at 4:25 PM
When a tourist finds out that I live in their holiday destination. The first question they ask is, 'What do you miss?'.

The answer is simple; people, a cosy pub & pork pies.

There are very few food items I can't get.

Although some are harder to source than others. 1/2
April 12, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Apparently my pre-dinner snack, whole tomato drizzled* in salad cream is strange.

I think it beautifully marries my adoption of Mediterranean culture with a nod to my Northern English roots.

*Read initial drizzle with subsequent drizzles for each bite consumed.
April 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by Kerry
DELIGHTED to say that my latest tech history column is live on Every and they've made this one free-to-read.

Because it covers one of the most overlooked founders of the golden age of computing: Lore Harp McGovern.

every.to/the-crazy-on...

She deserves to be better known. Read and spread the word
She Built a Microcomputer Empire From Her Suburban Home
The untold story of Lore Harp McGovern
every.to
April 8, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Sunday jam session time.

Currently 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love' is being attempted.

Everyone has a different idea of the tune and no one can remember the lyrics.

T'is perfection.
April 7, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Friend is thinking of setting up a small handyman service on the very small island where we live.

He's asked for some help. Obviously, my first thoughts are keyword research and brand development.
February 17, 2024 at 7:32 AM