In my next life I’d like to comeback as a teenage boy. Every day over the holidays he’s either the driving range, golf course or at a lake fishing. Not one care in the world.
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In my next life I’d like to comeback as a teenage boy. Every day over the holidays he’s either the driving range, golf course or at a lake fishing. Not one care in the world.
A year ago, my kid “ I’ll have a chicken burger with lots of red sauce” Now “I’ll have honey soy bbq chicken kebabs, with avo salad and heaps of garlic sauce” 😂 The kid turned Australian quicker than I could blink.
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
A year ago, my kid “ I’ll have a chicken burger with lots of red sauce” Now “I’ll have honey soy bbq chicken kebabs, with avo salad and heaps of garlic sauce” 😂 The kid turned Australian quicker than I could blink.
I have a lot of down time now, (when I’m waiting around for the boy to train). Decided to use my time wisely and learn a new language. So far I can order a coffee with milk and a croissant. Can ask where the pharmacy is and ask where someone is from 😂 2 days in and practically Italian now 😂
August 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I have a lot of down time now, (when I’m waiting around for the boy to train). Decided to use my time wisely and learn a new language. So far I can order a coffee with milk and a croissant. Can ask where the pharmacy is and ask where someone is from 😂 2 days in and practically Italian now 😂
My lad had to do a questionnaire on careers! It supposed to determine what career suits him! Then careers day was today the Navy have promised him the world; we will pay for your education as a engineer, you will get citizenship, travel the world. Whilst I’m breathing the fuck you will!!
July 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My lad had to do a questionnaire on careers! It supposed to determine what career suits him! Then careers day was today the Navy have promised him the world; we will pay for your education as a engineer, you will get citizenship, travel the world. Whilst I’m breathing the fuck you will!!
I’m at ladies day but got here before all my mates. A woman comes over and says do you mind if I sit with you, she’s only from Bootle. The world is tiny!!
July 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’m at ladies day but got here before all my mates. A woman comes over and says do you mind if I sit with you, she’s only from Bootle. The world is tiny!!
Me thinking I could stand toe to toe with any grown man. Also me trying to put my 14 year old on his ass (playfully) but him absolutely out muscling me 🤣 my child actually just picked me up over his shoulder like “what you gunna do?” I’m gunna have to be nice to people hey.
July 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Me thinking I could stand toe to toe with any grown man. Also me trying to put my 14 year old on his ass (playfully) but him absolutely out muscling me 🤣 my child actually just picked me up over his shoulder like “what you gunna do?” I’m gunna have to be nice to people hey.