Kerry Ann (She/Auth-her) 🏳️⚧️ | Screenwriter
@kerryanncoder.bsky.social
Stand up Comedienne, and 🏳️⚧️ she/her. Author of Queer Comedies (Novels & Screenplays) - https://kerryann.carrd.co/ Also 10y exp. as Software Engineer
Look, when the Democrats put up more opposition to Zohran Mandami than they do to the Republicans trying to take away your healthcare, it's time to admit: They're a token opposition, and *part* of the Republican party.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Look, when the Democrats put up more opposition to Zohran Mandami than they do to the Republicans trying to take away your healthcare, it's time to admit: They're a token opposition, and *part* of the Republican party.
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breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out
So - I'm out of money.
I know what you're thinking: Start a gofundme.
I did. But I can't get my money *OUT* of the gofundme because my passport is American and my bank account is Irish.
:(
AAAARGH!
I know what you're thinking: Start a gofundme.
I did. But I can't get my money *OUT* of the gofundme because my passport is American and my bank account is Irish.
:(
AAAARGH!
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
So - I'm out of money.
I know what you're thinking: Start a gofundme.
I did. But I can't get my money *OUT* of the gofundme because my passport is American and my bank account is Irish.
:(
AAAARGH!
I know what you're thinking: Start a gofundme.
I did. But I can't get my money *OUT* of the gofundme because my passport is American and my bank account is Irish.
:(
AAAARGH!
Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party, 'cuz a Pyongyang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY
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i.imgur.com/JolcyJm.mp4
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November 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party, 'cuz a Pyongyang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY
i.imgur.com/JolcyJm.mp4
i.imgur.com/JolcyJm.mp4
I was raised Irish-American. My mom made SURE I knew about the history of Irish-American immigrants. It was *important.*
And Mom turned around and voted for Trump.
I don't consider her Irish.
I also don't consider her mom, anymore.
And Mom turned around and voted for Trump.
I don't consider her Irish.
I also don't consider her mom, anymore.
October 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I was raised Irish-American. My mom made SURE I knew about the history of Irish-American immigrants. It was *important.*
And Mom turned around and voted for Trump.
I don't consider her Irish.
I also don't consider her mom, anymore.
And Mom turned around and voted for Trump.
I don't consider her Irish.
I also don't consider her mom, anymore.
Going through my old photos. Remembered taking this one from 2016 in Austin, Texas.
It really, *really* should have been a fucking warning.
It really, *really* should have been a fucking warning.
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Going through my old photos. Remembered taking this one from 2016 in Austin, Texas.
It really, *really* should have been a fucking warning.
It really, *really* should have been a fucking warning.
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Here's the thing, on the heels of Intl' Lesbian Day:
It's become CRYSTAL clear that all the talk about nobody wanting to erase LGBTQ+ people from society simply wasn't true in the United States.
Books. TV. History. Streaming services. ALL are being pressured to erase all mentions of us.
It's become CRYSTAL clear that all the talk about nobody wanting to erase LGBTQ+ people from society simply wasn't true in the United States.
Books. TV. History. Streaming services. ALL are being pressured to erase all mentions of us.
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Here's the thing, on the heels of Intl' Lesbian Day:
It's become CRYSTAL clear that all the talk about nobody wanting to erase LGBTQ+ people from society simply wasn't true in the United States.
Books. TV. History. Streaming services. ALL are being pressured to erase all mentions of us.
It's become CRYSTAL clear that all the talk about nobody wanting to erase LGBTQ+ people from society simply wasn't true in the United States.
Books. TV. History. Streaming services. ALL are being pressured to erase all mentions of us.
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Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it
Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations
Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it
Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations
Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations
Start classes tomorrow.
I should be excited.
But
Excited + Trauma = Nervous.
I should be excited.
But
Excited + Trauma = Nervous.
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Start classes tomorrow.
I should be excited.
But
Excited + Trauma = Nervous.
I should be excited.
But
Excited + Trauma = Nervous.
There are two wolves inside me: Impostor Syndrome and Dunning-Krueger effect, and they're fighting for dominance.
I've never predicted a wolf fight, but I think Dunning-Krueger will win. In fact, I'm confident.
I've never predicted a wolf fight, but I think Dunning-Krueger will win. In fact, I'm confident.
September 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
There are two wolves inside me: Impostor Syndrome and Dunning-Krueger effect, and they're fighting for dominance.
I've never predicted a wolf fight, but I think Dunning-Krueger will win. In fact, I'm confident.
I've never predicted a wolf fight, but I think Dunning-Krueger will win. In fact, I'm confident.
Of all the things a cow secretes, milk is by far my favorite.
September 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Of all the things a cow secretes, milk is by far my favorite.
You can always count on Disney to do the right thing, after a *massive backlash against them that seriously hurt them in the pocketbook.*
#kimmel
#kimmel
September 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
You can always count on Disney to do the right thing, after a *massive backlash against them that seriously hurt them in the pocketbook.*
#kimmel
#kimmel
The last time I was in Ireland was 2018.
I've noticed a disturbing difference in 2025. I can't use dry wit/sarcasm with Irish people anymore.
Because no matter how *dumb* what I say is, they always assume that the American is *literally* that dumb, and not taking the piss.
I've noticed a disturbing difference in 2025. I can't use dry wit/sarcasm with Irish people anymore.
Because no matter how *dumb* what I say is, they always assume that the American is *literally* that dumb, and not taking the piss.
September 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The last time I was in Ireland was 2018.
I've noticed a disturbing difference in 2025. I can't use dry wit/sarcasm with Irish people anymore.
Because no matter how *dumb* what I say is, they always assume that the American is *literally* that dumb, and not taking the piss.
I've noticed a disturbing difference in 2025. I can't use dry wit/sarcasm with Irish people anymore.
Because no matter how *dumb* what I say is, they always assume that the American is *literally* that dumb, and not taking the piss.
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OH i get it, liberals think trans rights are a question of freedom of expression and not one of bodily autonomy
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
OH i get it, liberals think trans rights are a question of freedom of expression and not one of bodily autonomy
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Fuck. Fuck. FUUUUCK.
Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK.
If you can help, please please help.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK.
If you can help, please please help.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Pay Real Life Comics using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/maegodhavemercy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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September 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Fuck. Fuck. FUUUUCK.
Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK.
If you can help, please please help.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK.
If you can help, please please help.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
@maegodhavemercy.com Sent you a DM, kind of time-sensitive, about maybe doing something cool at the film school with Real Life Comics. Could you check real quick?
September 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
@maegodhavemercy.com Sent you a DM, kind of time-sensitive, about maybe doing something cool at the film school with Real Life Comics. Could you check real quick?
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Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.
September 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.
I don't think anyone would reasonably have a problem with anyone mourning Charlie Kirk's death. (though I personally do not.)
The problem we're having -- and this is what everyone seems to forget -- is that no one decent should celebrate Charlie Kirk's life.
The problem we're having -- and this is what everyone seems to forget -- is that no one decent should celebrate Charlie Kirk's life.
September 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I don't think anyone would reasonably have a problem with anyone mourning Charlie Kirk's death. (though I personally do not.)
The problem we're having -- and this is what everyone seems to forget -- is that no one decent should celebrate Charlie Kirk's life.
The problem we're having -- and this is what everyone seems to forget -- is that no one decent should celebrate Charlie Kirk's life.
Things I learned today that I never wanted to know: In "Let The Right One In" -- the original novel version -- Eli was in fact born as "Elias" and was force-femmed by a vampire nobleman.
EEEK.
EEEK.
September 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Things I learned today that I never wanted to know: In "Let The Right One In" -- the original novel version -- Eli was in fact born as "Elias" and was force-femmed by a vampire nobleman.
EEEK.
EEEK.
A gay necromancer at the Build-A-Bear Factory.
September 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
A gay necromancer at the Build-A-Bear Factory.
Jimmy Kimmel said: "Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human?"
No, Jimmy.
And the main reason we can't agree on that is because Charlie Kirk argued repeatedly that shooting another human *isn't* monstrous.
No, Jimmy.
And the main reason we can't agree on that is because Charlie Kirk argued repeatedly that shooting another human *isn't* monstrous.
September 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Jimmy Kimmel said: "Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human?"
No, Jimmy.
And the main reason we can't agree on that is because Charlie Kirk argued repeatedly that shooting another human *isn't* monstrous.
No, Jimmy.
And the main reason we can't agree on that is because Charlie Kirk argued repeatedly that shooting another human *isn't* monstrous.
I just checked the news - Charlie Kirk was shot.
The good news: Charlie Spock is okay. And Charlie McCoy has them both in Charlie sickbay.
The good news: Charlie Spock is okay. And Charlie McCoy has them both in Charlie sickbay.
September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just checked the news - Charlie Kirk was shot.
The good news: Charlie Spock is okay. And Charlie McCoy has them both in Charlie sickbay.
The good news: Charlie Spock is okay. And Charlie McCoy has them both in Charlie sickbay.
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The New Yorker asked me “how bad” today’s Supreme Court ruling was. I boiled it down to one paragraph:
link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...
link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...
September 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The New Yorker asked me “how bad” today’s Supreme Court ruling was. I boiled it down to one paragraph:
link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...
link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...