@kernthefern.bsky.social
I keep putting this lid away and it keeps not being away.
December 18, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I keep putting this lid away and it keeps not being away.
Fernlette just crumpled up a cereal bar and threw it like confetti. This is why the dog is fat.
December 17, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Fernlette just crumpled up a cereal bar and threw it like confetti. This is why the dog is fat.
Fernlette was hungry. She licked the sauce off of some beef and is good to go now.
December 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Fernlette was hungry. She licked the sauce off of some beef and is good to go now.
The sunset was ridiculous and you missed out.
December 7, 2024 at 10:15 PM
The sunset was ridiculous and you missed out.
My Spotify wrapped has some concerning statistics.
I listened to 24,374 minutes and only 254 songs.
I listened to each song for over 90 minutes!?!?
I listened to 24,374 minutes and only 254 songs.
I listened to each song for over 90 minutes!?!?
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
My Spotify wrapped has some concerning statistics.
I listened to 24,374 minutes and only 254 songs.
I listened to each song for over 90 minutes!?!?
I listened to 24,374 minutes and only 254 songs.
I listened to each song for over 90 minutes!?!?
NSFW booty content
December 1, 2024 at 12:26 AM
NSFW booty content
I really feel for the cave moms with toddlers. Imagine being a hunter gatherer and your toddler throws the last bit of meat on the ground because they want berries but those are out of season.
Devastating.
Devastating.
November 20, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I really feel for the cave moms with toddlers. Imagine being a hunter gatherer and your toddler throws the last bit of meat on the ground because they want berries but those are out of season.
Devastating.
Devastating.
I thought Fernlette's birthday was in two weeks.
It's next week. 😳
It's next week. 😳
November 19, 2024 at 11:44 AM
I thought Fernlette's birthday was in two weeks.
It's next week. 😳
It's next week. 😳
Perfect gift for your girl this holiday season.
November 19, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Perfect gift for your girl this holiday season.
New dream car.
November 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
New dream car.
Hey Judy, how long have you had this in your house? Why did you buy it?
November 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Hey Judy, how long have you had this in your house? Why did you buy it?
Something for the work white elephant exchange!
November 19, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Something for the work white elephant exchange!
When I redo the office, I'm getting this.
November 18, 2024 at 11:57 PM
When I redo the office, I'm getting this.
Since I have exactly 3 followers, I can post complete crap.
November 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Since I have exactly 3 followers, I can post complete crap.
Do I have any followers? Not really
But if your are my follower, go the fuck outside and enjoy this artistry.
But if your are my follower, go the fuck outside and enjoy this artistry.
November 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Do I have any followers? Not really
But if your are my follower, go the fuck outside and enjoy this artistry.
But if your are my follower, go the fuck outside and enjoy this artistry.
Fernlette doesn't really talk yet, but today she saw a car in the culdesac and started making short high pitch noises.
Ladies and gents, she was *barking* at cars like the doggy.
Ladies and gents, she was *barking* at cars like the doggy.
November 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Fernlette doesn't really talk yet, but today she saw a car in the culdesac and started making short high pitch noises.
Ladies and gents, she was *barking* at cars like the doggy.
Ladies and gents, she was *barking* at cars like the doggy.
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First time fitting into my favorite jeans since getting pregnant. Yes, my socks have Frenchies wearing glasses.
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 PM
First time fitting into my favorite jeans since getting pregnant. Yes, my socks have Frenchies wearing glasses.
Cold and foggy morning walk with Shadow and Fernlette
November 17, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Cold and foggy morning walk with Shadow and Fernlette
I'm trying to understand fashion, but I just do not understand what the Gen Z ladies be doin.
November 16, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I'm trying to understand fashion, but I just do not understand what the Gen Z ladies be doin.
My baby is wearing a hoodie with connected sweatpants (a hoodie romper, if you will) and NGL, I'm jealous. Looks comfy AF.
November 16, 2024 at 1:27 AM
My baby is wearing a hoodie with connected sweatpants (a hoodie romper, if you will) and NGL, I'm jealous. Looks comfy AF.
I just got paid $12 from jury duty. I can retire 12 minutes sooner!!!
November 16, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I just got paid $12 from jury duty. I can retire 12 minutes sooner!!!
Strawberries were Fernlette's favorite food until this week. Today, she's laying facedown on the floor screaming because I gave her a strawberry.
November 16, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Strawberries were Fernlette's favorite food until this week. Today, she's laying facedown on the floor screaming because I gave her a strawberry.