Kepi Jensen
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Due to budget cuts, I will only jingle some of the way this holiday season.
The problem is I celebrate weight loss milestones by eating.
Down 15 lbs to 200 today... Will probably have, like, a deep fried vanilla ice cream smashburger bacon pizza for lunch.
Down 15 lbs to 200 today... Will probably have, like, a deep fried vanilla ice cream smashburger bacon pizza for lunch.
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The problem is I celebrate weight loss milestones by eating.
Down 15 lbs to 200 today... Will probably have, like, a deep fried vanilla ice cream smashburger bacon pizza for lunch.
Down 15 lbs to 200 today... Will probably have, like, a deep fried vanilla ice cream smashburger bacon pizza for lunch.
Are we just not going to talk about the fact that the Kool Aide Man was just Randy Savage in costume?
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Are we just not going to talk about the fact that the Kool Aide Man was just Randy Savage in costume?
Shut up and eat your chestnuts, Kringle!
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Shut up and eat your chestnuts, Kringle!
Silver Bells? In this economy??
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Silver Bells? In this economy??
Due to budget cuts, I will only jingle some of the way this holiday season.
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Due to budget cuts, I will only jingle some of the way this holiday season.
I'm also hungry like the wolf, Simon.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I'm also hungry like the wolf, Simon.
I giggle every time a sportscaster says 'hard sack'.
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I giggle every time a sportscaster says 'hard sack'.
I prefer the King James Hobbit.
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I prefer the King James Hobbit.
If I had a time machine, I'd travel back and slap your mom.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If I had a time machine, I'd travel back and slap your mom.
Yay! It's open enrollment! That magical time of year where we get to choose which crappy healthcare plan we want to pay too much for!
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yay! It's open enrollment! That magical time of year where we get to choose which crappy healthcare plan we want to pay too much for!
Why doesn't anyone call me the Space Cowboy??
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Why doesn't anyone call me the Space Cowboy??
We've replaced Jim's regular coffee with old bong water. ...Let's see if he notices.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
We've replaced Jim's regular coffee with old bong water. ...Let's see if he notices.
Lyrics from the U2 song "California" hit me hard this morning...
"I've seen for myself there's no end to grief - that's how I know there's no end to love."
"I've seen for myself there's no end to grief - that's how I know there's no end to love."
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Lyrics from the U2 song "California" hit me hard this morning...
"I've seen for myself there's no end to grief - that's how I know there's no end to love."
"I've seen for myself there's no end to grief - that's how I know there's no end to love."
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In a world where you can be anything, be kind...
...of an a**hole.
...of an a**hole.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
In a world where you can be anything, be kind...
...of an a**hole.
...of an a**hole.
The kennel took a hilarious pick of Ruby yesterday... So I made this...
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The kennel took a hilarious pick of Ruby yesterday... So I made this...
I agree that the George Bush memes circulating are in poor taste. ...but I laugh every time. I'm complicated, Janet.
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I agree that the George Bush memes circulating are in poor taste. ...but I laugh every time. I'm complicated, Janet.
My dog always looks like she listens to The Cure and smokes clove cigarettes...
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My dog always looks like she listens to The Cure and smokes clove cigarettes...
That thing where I make a self deprecating joke, but instead of laughing everyone just agrees. Ouch.
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
That thing where I make a self deprecating joke, but instead of laughing everyone just agrees. Ouch.
Areola BoringAlice
...and send.
...and send.
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Areola BoringAlice
...and send.
...and send.
Guys... Bad News. The city council rejected my idea for a theme park. Alas, "Spunktopia" will never be.
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Guys... Bad News. The city council rejected my idea for a theme park. Alas, "Spunktopia" will never be.
Finally got my MySpace page looking awesome. Hey, where did everyone go?
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Finally got my MySpace page looking awesome. Hey, where did everyone go?
I'm talking a lot of sh*t for a guy wearing a maroon sweater vest.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm talking a lot of sh*t for a guy wearing a maroon sweater vest.
I don't normally look at my music stats... But decided to check and was pleasantly surprised by how many streams this is getting. Thank you, whoever you are!
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I don't normally look at my music stats... But decided to check and was pleasantly surprised by how many streams this is getting. Thank you, whoever you are!
Nice to have a little light poke through the darkness this election.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Nice to have a little light poke through the darkness this election.