just found out i do like more than double the work of my other teammates but get paid way less aha

do we think twitter will actually change to x or is this one of those dumb shit things elon says he is going to do but never does?

my moms dog was giving me side eye because i stopped petting her

you 🤝 your favorite game

being president for a day? no thank you, i want to be weird al for a day

y’all ever been skunked in cribbage because that shit is embarrassing

age 23, after being on my feet for 9 hours around boiling hot steam ovens: feeling pretty bushed but i think i can still go out tonight

age 34, after sitting at the computer for 3 hours: i am more tired than anyone in human history has ever been tired before

currently at a pool party and i don’t know how to swim teehee <3

thinking and even wondering