KenobiLaw
@kenobilaw.bsky.social
Husband, father, and friend, enjoys Star Wars, Dodger baseball, kindness, and living in a functioning democracy.
The only Jedi attorney in the tri-state area (licensed in Indiana), serving up justice in contracts, compliance, IP, privacy, and more.
The only Jedi attorney in the tri-state area (licensed in Indiana), serving up justice in contracts, compliance, IP, privacy, and more.
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KenobiLaw
@kenobilaw.bsky.social
· Nov 12
As I continue to get comfortable here, I'm eager to connect with business owners and others pursuing justice. I’m especially passionate about business, contract, and intellectual property issues, as well as non-criminal, non-family civil litigation.
Do you have legal questions or needs?
Do you have legal questions or needs?
What an unbelievable World Series! I'm so glad game 7 did not take 23 innings.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
What an unbelievable World Series! I'm so glad game 7 did not take 23 innings.
The seventh game of this World Series is going to go 23 innings, with the full roster for both teams being used. Kiké Hernandez gets the pitching win for the Dodgers after a Mookie Betts go-ahead grand slam in the top of the 23rd.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The seventh game of this World Series is going to go 23 innings, with the full roster for both teams being used. Kiké Hernandez gets the pitching win for the Dodgers after a Mookie Betts go-ahead grand slam in the top of the 23rd.
Sorry for the lengthy ballgame last night! I perfectly timed my viewing, skipping every commercial break until the 9th inning, at which point it was live. Greedy corporatists obviously chose to punish my accomplishment by forcing me to watch 9 more full innings with commercials.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sorry for the lengthy ballgame last night! I perfectly timed my viewing, skipping every commercial break until the 9th inning, at which point it was live. Greedy corporatists obviously chose to punish my accomplishment by forcing me to watch 9 more full innings with commercials.
Ohtani apologized to the ump for thinking that was a ball, and I think that's why he got the make-up call on the next pitch. It's amazing what kindness can accomplish!
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ohtani apologized to the ump for thinking that was a ball, and I think that's why he got the make-up call on the next pitch. It's amazing what kindness can accomplish!
A Jonas Brothers concert just broke out in the middle of my Dodger game.
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A Jonas Brothers concert just broke out in the middle of my Dodger game.
Brilliantly handled and written!
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Brilliantly handled and written!
If anyone planning to take a one-way trip tomorrow has a vehicle they would like to get rid of, please let me know, as I'm looking for a dependable ride.
September 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If anyone planning to take a one-way trip tomorrow has a vehicle they would like to get rid of, please let me know, as I'm looking for a dependable ride.
"We used to have empires run by emperors. Then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we just have countries."
-heard from a friend, but please provide the source if known
-heard from a friend, but please provide the source if known
August 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"We used to have empires run by emperors. Then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we just have countries."
-heard from a friend, but please provide the source if known
-heard from a friend, but please provide the source if known
With each passing day, I realize that people are even dumber than I thought they were the day before. Even if we somehow manage to survive the current regime (due to its incompetence), I don't know how we survive ourselves.
March 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
With each passing day, I realize that people are even dumber than I thought they were the day before. Even if we somehow manage to survive the current regime (due to its incompetence), I don't know how we survive ourselves.
US President Elon Musk looks on as his newest salesman, a convicted felon, attempts to sell Swastikars at his newest Tesla dealership.
March 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
US President Elon Musk looks on as his newest salesman, a convicted felon, attempts to sell Swastikars at his newest Tesla dealership.
Saw a clip from The Sound of Music, and now my brain is involuntarily imagining a modern contemporary remake. There's definitely fertile ground there, but likely a very small window for it to be more of a comedy than a dark tragedy.
March 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Saw a clip from The Sound of Music, and now my brain is involuntarily imagining a modern contemporary remake. There's definitely fertile ground there, but likely a very small window for it to be more of a comedy than a dark tragedy.
Happily NOT listening to Putin's Cock-holster spew bullshit.
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Happily NOT listening to Putin's Cock-holster spew bullshit.
Every year my brain aches as I hear from folks about how upset they are that their income tax refund is less than last year, sometimes by thousands. I want to start a business called "Guaranteed Refund!" where people send me money every month, and then I send it all back in one lump sum in April.
March 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Every year my brain aches as I hear from folks about how upset they are that their income tax refund is less than last year, sometimes by thousands. I want to start a business called "Guaranteed Refund!" where people send me money every month, and then I send it all back in one lump sum in April.
This is fuckin' delightful!
youtu.be/qG9ecuZzhY0?...
youtu.be/qG9ecuZzhY0?...
Pink Pony Club | performed by the Amp’d String Quartet
YouTube video by DIVISI strings
youtu.be
February 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
This is fuckin' delightful!
youtu.be/qG9ecuZzhY0?...
youtu.be/qG9ecuZzhY0?...
Currently rewatching Handmaid's Tale from the beginning. Slightly concerned we won't get through it before the new season starts, but even more concerned that we won't get through it before actual current events get get to the same point.
February 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Currently rewatching Handmaid's Tale from the beginning. Slightly concerned we won't get through it before the new season starts, but even more concerned that we won't get through it before actual current events get get to the same point.
Tater Tot has had an exhausting Caturday full of naps and has become boule.
February 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tater Tot has had an exhausting Caturday full of naps and has become boule.
This is exactly the kind of honest and fact-based journalism we need right now. Comprehensive. Accurate. Utter perfection, 5/7, no notes.
kyivindependent.com/who-started-...
kyivindependent.com/who-started-...
Who started the war in Ukraine?
U.S. President Donald Trump claimed on Feb. 18 that Ukraine "should have never started" the war.
kyivindependent.com
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is exactly the kind of honest and fact-based journalism we need right now. Comprehensive. Accurate. Utter perfection, 5/7, no notes.
kyivindependent.com/who-started-...
kyivindependent.com/who-started-...
Having just taken the trash bins to the curb, I am glad that my recent purchase of a snow blower has limited any subsequent snowfall to one inch or less.
February 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Having just taken the trash bins to the curb, I am glad that my recent purchase of a snow blower has limited any subsequent snowfall to one inch or less.
Maybe that Delta pilot used to work for Qantas Airlines and he just got confused?
February 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Maybe that Delta pilot used to work for Qantas Airlines and he just got confused?
"John Marshall has made his decision; now let him enforce it!"
-President Andrew Jackson referring to the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court in Worcester v. Georgia, 1932
All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again.
-President Andrew Jackson referring to the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court in Worcester v. Georgia, 1932
All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again.
February 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"John Marshall has made his decision; now let him enforce it!"
-President Andrew Jackson referring to the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court in Worcester v. Georgia, 1932
All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again.
-President Andrew Jackson referring to the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court in Worcester v. Georgia, 1932
All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again.
I'm honestly surprised that he hasn't tried to rename the state of New Mexico yet.
February 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm honestly surprised that he hasn't tried to rename the state of New Mexico yet.
Not only was Kendrick's "stage" a PlayStation controller in a prison yard, but it lit up in the sequence "🟥❌🔴🟥🔺❌🔴🟥🔴🟥" which is apparently the GTA cheat code for full health and armor. Game Over, indeed! Even his bell bottoms were a callback to '70s Vietnam War protests.
Stand up.
Be daring.
Stand up.
Be daring.
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not only was Kendrick's "stage" a PlayStation controller in a prison yard, but it lit up in the sequence "🟥❌🔴🟥🔺❌🔴🟥🔴🟥" which is apparently the GTA cheat code for full health and armor. Game Over, indeed! Even his bell bottoms were a callback to '70s Vietnam War protests.
Stand up.
Be daring.
Stand up.
Be daring.
Anger at previous presidents accomplishes NOTHING, as is the case with ANY type of anger or worry. Anger and subsequent ACTION toward the current administration is the only productive course, and remedies should also address prior grievances. Emotions without action tend to fester like brain cancer.
February 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Anger at previous presidents accomplishes NOTHING, as is the case with ANY type of anger or worry. Anger and subsequent ACTION toward the current administration is the only productive course, and remedies should also address prior grievances. Emotions without action tend to fester like brain cancer.
I thoroughly enjoyed it live, but much like an onion or an ogre, Kendrick's Super Bowl halftime show had LAYERS. The more I learn about it, the more I like it.
February 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed it live, but much like an onion or an ogre, Kendrick's Super Bowl halftime show had LAYERS. The more I learn about it, the more I like it.
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