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@eitmonline.bsky.social RIP Andrew Ranken ☘️
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social RIP Andrew Ranken ☘️
@eitmonline.bsky.social Elliot is going to be the outlier you always hear about skewing data research results.
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Elliot is going to be the outlier you always hear about skewing data research results.
@eitmonline.bsky.social Very Old DJ heavy show today. Not a complaint
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Very Old DJ heavy show today. Not a complaint
@eitmonline.bsky.social The dream of the fisherman's wife had a great scene in the last season of Mad Men. Look it up.
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social The dream of the fisherman's wife had a great scene in the last season of Mad Men. Look it up.
@eitmonline.bsky.social pretip and then not tip on drinks all you want. I will always throw a dollar on great servers by the pool or the good bars. They take care of you later. Last cruise, I hit my 15 early. Server that I was cool with, punched in some other rando’s number and kept serving me. Lol
February 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social pretip and then not tip on drinks all you want. I will always throw a dollar on great servers by the pool or the good bars. They take care of you later. Last cruise, I hit my 15 early. Server that I was cool with, punched in some other rando’s number and kept serving me. Lol
@eitmonline.bsky.social She started Posh and then went Cockney and then back to Posh and finished Cockney all in one reading.
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social She started Posh and then went Cockney and then back to Posh and finished Cockney all in one reading.
@eitmonline.bsky.social And in addition, most teachers would say, it is sometimes more work to take off than it is to come in. Sub plans, busy work or actual productive work, dealing with the idiots that sucked for the sub, and so on...
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social And in addition, most teachers would say, it is sometimes more work to take off than it is to come in. Sub plans, busy work or actual productive work, dealing with the idiots that sucked for the sub, and so on...
@eitmonline.bsky.social Doesn't matter what we prefer, bonus check or extra time off ain't gonna happen in public ed. And before the "YOU GET SUMMERS OFF!!" people pipe up, I will remind you that teachers are only paid for ten months of work. That ten months of pay is spread out over 12 months.
February 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Doesn't matter what we prefer, bonus check or extra time off ain't gonna happen in public ed. And before the "YOU GET SUMMERS OFF!!" people pipe up, I will remind you that teachers are only paid for ten months of work. That ten months of pay is spread out over 12 months.
@eitmonline.bsky.social Delaware ain't got no open container laws for passengers. If someone else is driving, I'll have a six pack picked up before hitting the Maryland Delaware line. Cross that line and....
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February 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Delaware ain't got no open container laws for passengers. If someone else is driving, I'll have a six pack picked up before hitting the Maryland Delaware line. Cross that line and....
@eitmonline.bsky.social You want to talk about kids being physically violent, solicit calls for teachers that have been hit. Those numbers are through the roof and the degree of what is happening is insane. Kids have no emotional regulation skills for a number of reasons.
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social You want to talk about kids being physically violent, solicit calls for teachers that have been hit. Those numbers are through the roof and the degree of what is happening is insane. Kids have no emotional regulation skills for a number of reasons.
@eitmonline.bsky.social Nice going boys, you’re playing yesterday’s tape.
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Nice going boys, you’re playing yesterday’s tape.
@eitmonline.bsky.social Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 11:09 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today!!!!
@eitmonline.bsky.social funny thing, I went from being able to attend the @generalbrandon2.bsky.social wedding this past weekend to not being able to go to the new date because I’m on a cruise on the new date.
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social funny thing, I went from being able to attend the @generalbrandon2.bsky.social wedding this past weekend to not being able to go to the new date because I’m on a cruise on the new date.
@eitmonline.bsky.social Holy shit snacks Benfica!!!!!
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January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Holy shit snacks Benfica!!!!!
@eitmonline.bsky.social poor children missing out on this family life lesson being played on the bus.
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social poor children missing out on this family life lesson being played on the bus.
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@eitmonline.bsky.social 8:47 for your laugh for 2027 show launch
January 27, 2026 at 1:48 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social 8:47 for your laugh for 2027 show launch
@eitmonline.bsky.social I would never endorse someone learning English by listening to this show.
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social I would never endorse someone learning English by listening to this show.
@eitmonline.bsky.social I firmly believe that in 25 to 30 years, we will look at giving kids phones tablets laptops and the like with the same contempt we look at parents smoking around their kids today. There’s going to be science to prove how detrimental screen usage is.
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social I firmly believe that in 25 to 30 years, we will look at giving kids phones tablets laptops and the like with the same contempt we look at parents smoking around their kids today. There’s going to be science to prove how detrimental screen usage is.
@eitmonline.bsky.social Got damn @wrexhamafc.co.uk
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Got damn @wrexhamafc.co.uk
@eitmonline.bsky.social two in one call. Just end the show now and get to the hotel
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social two in one call. Just end the show now and get to the hotel
@eitmonline.bsky.social I want somebody to shovel… 🌨️❄️🌨️🥶
January 23, 2026 at 11:13 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social I want somebody to shovel… 🌨️❄️🌨️🥶
@eitmonline.bsky.social The educational standardized assessment that is used for most students that receive Special Education services is called The Woodcock Johnson. Look it up
January 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social The educational standardized assessment that is used for most students that receive Special Education services is called The Woodcock Johnson. Look it up
@eitmonline.bsky.social think I’ve told you all this one. I taught a kid with the last name “Kuntz” pronounced “Koonts”. Almost every online application we used either kicked his name out or flagged it as inappropriate
January 16, 2026 at 11:52 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social think I’ve told you all this one. I taught a kid with the last name “Kuntz” pronounced “Koonts”. Almost every online application we used either kicked his name out or flagged it as inappropriate