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@eitmonline.bsky.social Ok that made up for getting off before 11. 🐺
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social YOU DUMBASS!!!! Tottenham is in the top ten of literally nothing.
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social “I will talk like this man.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social We need the Hooters Pirate Radio show opening song at some point.
December 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social CHenderson Christmas card yet?
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social YAAASSSSSS!!!!!! WINDOWS DOWN FOR NOT MANY NOT MANY!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Hands down the best Christmas song. RIP Shane MacGowan
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social does this mean we can do a Friday Weekend Blastoff 🚀🚀🚀
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️🎙️
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social DON'T 👏 EFFING 👏 TOUCH 👏 YOUR COWORKERS!! 👏 #KennethOneRule4WorkingProfessional
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Counterpoint please Mr @jamellebouie.net
I have a theory that doing opinion writing on a regular basis actually makes you a worse writer and thinker.

No one has that many good opinions. The best among us have three or four a year, at most.

Sooner or later, you hit Andy Rooney territory.
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social member the balls at the 2022 world cup
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Tyler, tell them about the irish footballer Paul McGrath. His autobiography is wild. Dude would win man of the match in matches he has no memory of.
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social how much the Starboard make? Remember you have to include Starboard Raw and Starboard Claw
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social we’re getting the entire 2026 show opening in one show.
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social we will hand one dude all five of our cards to get out of the pool to order for all of us
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social not possible. They take your picture before you get on the boat that’s linked to your room number. Staff sees the picture. That how they already know your name and act like your best friend.
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social well we have the show commercial for the rest of the year. #StayHigh
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social the five minute rule also applies to non alcoholic drinks. I’m trying to get 5 shots of espresso in the morning and they will only do one double shot at a time.
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social he’s talking about carnival. Royal Caribbean is unlimited as of now… also for Elliot, if you gamble in the casino enough, sometimes they will comp your drink package.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social my routine is 2 to 3 Aperol Spritz in morning at the pool. Show ends at 11 and I switch to Tito’s and soda. Back to clean up for dinner at 4:00ish. Meet at the alchemy bar for pre dinner cocktails. The rest of the evening it alternating between old fashions and manhattans.
a man in a suit and tie sits at a table
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits at a table
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December 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social carnival cruise limits you to 15 drinks a day. I usually hit it. What’s wild is when you get to double digits before 5pm…. If it’s the end of the night and I’m under, I’ll get big beers unopened and put them in the fridge.
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social supposedly Royal Caribbean doesn’t limit your drinks. Bartenders 100% know how much you’ve had because your room card is your payment for everything. Food and drinks. It’s possible someone else was buying him drinks.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social and none of it is going to public schools in the states like it was promised.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social I trained to be a driving instructor under Chip. Fantastic dude. See if Elliot knows the program Chip did to get people whoa are blind driving on a closed course. He said it was really moving to see how happy it made everyone.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM