Kendoll Clitzone
@kendollclitzone.bsky.social
Standup Comedy Drag Demon of the Rockies
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“If mouse were beef, chipmunk would be like venison”
-Katherine
-Katherine
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
“If mouse were beef, chipmunk would be like venison”
-Katherine
-Katherine
This coming Tuesday!! Start your December off right with some killer comedy, chill vibes, drinks, and food at @thepatioatsloans in Denver
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This coming Tuesday!! Start your December off right with some killer comedy, chill vibes, drinks, and food at @thepatioatsloans in Denver
Sometimes I’m like… why haven’t I gotten into needle play again? And then I give myself insulin with every meal and a weekly T shot and I remember that I have required needle play whether I want to do it or not. 😑
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes I’m like… why haven’t I gotten into needle play again? And then I give myself insulin with every meal and a weekly T shot and I remember that I have required needle play whether I want to do it or not. 😑
Ok, I’m pretty thrilled with how these came out!! Refreshed and improved an old pair of boots with leather paint. I am going to work on some more shoes, then try some bigger designs on handbags. Eventually I’ll be down to do custom stuff on jackets, shoes, etc!
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ok, I’m pretty thrilled with how these came out!! Refreshed and improved an old pair of boots with leather paint. I am going to work on some more shoes, then try some bigger designs on handbags. Eventually I’ll be down to do custom stuff on jackets, shoes, etc!
Katherine: So much food in the world is something stuffed into something, with a yummy sauce.
Me: That’s also sex.
Me: That’s also sex.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Katherine: So much food in the world is something stuffed into something, with a yummy sauce.
Me: That’s also sex.
Me: That’s also sex.
I took my car in today because the washer fluid wasn’t spraying. The problem was… a giant mouse nest?! Living rural is upsetting sometimes. I saw the voicemail from the car place and was like… nest? That can’t be right.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I took my car in today because the washer fluid wasn’t spraying. The problem was… a giant mouse nest?! Living rural is upsetting sometimes. I saw the voicemail from the car place and was like… nest? That can’t be right.
Next week! 4 comics, hosted by Professor Phelyx
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Next week! 4 comics, hosted by Professor Phelyx
I will do many things, but shutting up isn’t one of them.
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I will do many things, but shutting up isn’t one of them.
This timeline is truly absurd.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This timeline is truly absurd.
I follow this Vietnamese spa online and watch pimple popping videos. The translations of the captions into English are poetry. I felt a need to share. Caption translations unedited, arranged in stanzas by me…
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I follow this Vietnamese spa online and watch pimple popping videos. The translations of the captions into English are poetry. I felt a need to share. Caption translations unedited, arranged in stanzas by me…
Just an excuse to show off this makeup, really
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Just an excuse to show off this makeup, really
Send this to your parents if you’re mixed race
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Send this to your parents if you’re mixed race
I tried out painting some old leather glasses cases in an attempt to upcycle stuff I’ve been finding in abundance at my family’s house. I’m really stoked about how these 3 came out. 😁
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I tried out painting some old leather glasses cases in an attempt to upcycle stuff I’ve been finding in abundance at my family’s house. I’m really stoked about how these 3 came out. 😁
When I was in high school I had this Russian fencing coach who would yell “Be a man!” at me as encouragement. So I did.
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When I was in high school I had this Russian fencing coach who would yell “Be a man!” at me as encouragement. So I did.
Heated blankets feel so good when they’re on, but as soon as they’re off it’s like what is this weird thin blanket with wires doing touching me??
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Heated blankets feel so good when they’re on, but as soon as they’re off it’s like what is this weird thin blanket with wires doing touching me??
I found a goldfish cracker in my bed. I guess I’m sleeping with the fishes.
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I found a goldfish cracker in my bed. I guess I’m sleeping with the fishes.
Kendoll, because there’s a resemblance to the doll. Clitzone as in… you’re in the zone… you’re close… you’re close. You’re almost there. At this point in my transition you should be able to find it.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Kendoll, because there’s a resemblance to the doll. Clitzone as in… you’re in the zone… you’re close… you’re close. You’re almost there. At this point in my transition you should be able to find it.
I like wearing leggings as pants to specifically emphasize that I am a hot dude with a pussy. 😼
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I like wearing leggings as pants to specifically emphasize that I am a hot dude with a pussy. 😼
T Boy clowns packing a whole bag full of coke-can thick tentacles.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
T Boy clowns packing a whole bag full of coke-can thick tentacles.
Every time the air blows through my shoulder hair I think of my father and feel closer to him. Especially poignant now that he’s dead. Thanks for all the memories, autism, and body hair dad. 💗
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Every time the air blows through my shoulder hair I think of my father and feel closer to him. Especially poignant now that he’s dead. Thanks for all the memories, autism, and body hair dad. 💗
Blowing a giant chunk of hard mucus out all at once is an underrated pleasure in life. The relief!
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Blowing a giant chunk of hard mucus out all at once is an underrated pleasure in life. The relief!
I’m meeting up with a friend from high school today and catching up with an old friend on the phone, too, so it felt like a good time to reminisce. I’ve been so many versions of myself, let them die, let them be reborn, and transformed. 1/2
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m meeting up with a friend from high school today and catching up with an old friend on the phone, too, so it felt like a good time to reminisce. I’ve been so many versions of myself, let them die, let them be reborn, and transformed. 1/2
I was seriously out here telling 15 stories in 5 minutes all tangents weaving together, talking all fast, bouncing my leg nonstop, and was like “I don’t have ADHD. Just autism.” Because I don’t lose things all the time? What was I on? It wasn’t adderal. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I was seriously out here telling 15 stories in 5 minutes all tangents weaving together, talking all fast, bouncing my leg nonstop, and was like “I don’t have ADHD. Just autism.” Because I don’t lose things all the time? What was I on? It wasn’t adderal. 😂
It is confusing & hopeful for just a second to be informed that your dead dad just got a Telegram or Signal account when you first wake up. Just whoever got assigned his old phone number. Yay technology.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It is confusing & hopeful for just a second to be informed that your dead dad just got a Telegram or Signal account when you first wake up. Just whoever got assigned his old phone number. Yay technology.
Ever try to listen to the sex playlist you made in college? So cringe I couldn’t get through it, but comedy gold for sure… some of these are unforgivable! 😂
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Ever try to listen to the sex playlist you made in college? So cringe I couldn’t get through it, but comedy gold for sure… some of these are unforgivable! 😂