Kendoll Clitzone
@kendollclitzone.bsky.social
Standup Comedy Drag Demon of the Rockies
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God I am so behind on my animal crossing chores. You know, my relaxing digital chores to earn fake money?
February 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
God I am so behind on my animal crossing chores. You know, my relaxing digital chores to earn fake money?
Saying “don’t worry I’m trans” in the bathroom isn’t as reassuring as you’d think
I’m doing whole advanced new versions of trans bathroom uncomfortableness: taking my mom into the women’s bathroom with a wheelchair while passing as a dude while technically having F on my ID and trying to be as faggy as possible to make it less weird for the women in here. 🙃
February 17, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Saying “don’t worry I’m trans” in the bathroom isn’t as reassuring as you’d think
Gung hay fat choy! Happy lunar new year!
February 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Gung hay fat choy! Happy lunar new year!
I’m doing whole advanced new versions of trans bathroom uncomfortableness: taking my mom into the women’s bathroom with a wheelchair while passing as a dude while technically having F on my ID and trying to be as faggy as possible to make it less weird for the women in here. 🙃
February 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I’m doing whole advanced new versions of trans bathroom uncomfortableness: taking my mom into the women’s bathroom with a wheelchair while passing as a dude while technically having F on my ID and trying to be as faggy as possible to make it less weird for the women in here. 🙃
What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?
Going to a funeral in Utah, you?
Oh… uh… romantic.
Going to a funeral in Utah, you?
Oh… uh… romantic.
February 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?
Going to a funeral in Utah, you?
Oh… uh… romantic.
Going to a funeral in Utah, you?
Oh… uh… romantic.
Happy Friday 🍑🌹
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Happy Friday 🍑🌹
Having a freshly trimmed beard makes all the hairs stick to collars of clothes. Things you don’t know until you do, I guess.
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Having a freshly trimmed beard makes all the hairs stick to collars of clothes. Things you don’t know until you do, I guess.
You’re a girl dad? Okay girlypop.
February 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You’re a girl dad? Okay girlypop.
Do dentists really think people are going to get waterpiks, or are they just saying it like a prayer at the end of appointments?
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Do dentists really think people are going to get waterpiks, or are they just saying it like a prayer at the end of appointments?
It turns out being the mixed kid of a white autistic engineer who voted republican your whole life does actually fuck you up did you know?!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
It turns out being the mixed kid of a white autistic engineer who voted republican your whole life does actually fuck you up did you know?!!
How We Met: Queer Love Stories — it was so good to tell our story together & it’s always fun to play with you Katherine ♥️
📸: @jeffrey.packard
📸: @jeffrey.packard
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
How We Met: Queer Love Stories — it was so good to tell our story together & it’s always fun to play with you Katherine ♥️
📸: @jeffrey.packard
📸: @jeffrey.packard
I wore cowboy boots with mine, but still
My mom’s Dr appt, the nurse: “my toddler only wants to wear a diaper and rain boots and I’m like… you can’t go out in public like that!”
Me: “I mean… it’s kind of a vibe right? That’s a look.”
Me: “I mean… it’s kind of a vibe right? That’s a look.”
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I wore cowboy boots with mine, but still
My mom’s Dr appt, the nurse: “my toddler only wants to wear a diaper and rain boots and I’m like… you can’t go out in public like that!”
Me: “I mean… it’s kind of a vibe right? That’s a look.”
Me: “I mean… it’s kind of a vibe right? That’s a look.”
February 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My mom’s Dr appt, the nurse: “my toddler only wants to wear a diaper and rain boots and I’m like… you can’t go out in public like that!”
Me: “I mean… it’s kind of a vibe right? That’s a look.”
Me: “I mean… it’s kind of a vibe right? That’s a look.”
My cat is giving you stink eye because the photoshop is so crappy. Meow. 🐱
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My cat is giving you stink eye because the photoshop is so crappy. Meow. 🐱
Little Debbie you evil witch! What have you done?! Why are nutty buddies so good 😭
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Little Debbie you evil witch! What have you done?! Why are nutty buddies so good 😭
In direct contradiction to the lil smokies joke 🌭
Friday in Boulder don’t miss finding out how my partner and I met—we’re gonna make it weird and entertaining!
Friday in Boulder don’t miss finding out how my partner and I met—we’re gonna make it weird and entertaining!
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
In direct contradiction to the lil smokies joke 🌭
Friday in Boulder don’t miss finding out how my partner and I met—we’re gonna make it weird and entertaining!
Friday in Boulder don’t miss finding out how my partner and I met—we’re gonna make it weird and entertaining!
I remember playing Halo back in the early 00’s and being told I wasn’t a girl, I was “just a boy whose balls haven’t dropped yet,” based on my voice. Guess the joke was on me, after all fellas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I remember playing Halo back in the early 00’s and being told I wasn’t a girl, I was “just a boy whose balls haven’t dropped yet,” based on my voice. Guess the joke was on me, after all fellas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I hate the character limit sometimes. 7 year on T update
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I hate the character limit sometimes. 7 year on T update
I can say tranny, I had the slurgery.
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I can say tranny, I had the slurgery.
Katherine (Thee Lady S.A. Stardilf) and I are gonna share how we met & we’re gonna make it weird (nobody is surprised). Dont miss this one!
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Katherine (Thee Lady S.A. Stardilf) and I are gonna share how we met & we’re gonna make it weird (nobody is surprised). Dont miss this one!
Updated date—see you this weekend
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Updated date—see you this weekend
Hey everyone be careful in the blizzard out there! We are postponing to next week because of the weather & road conditions!
January 25, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Hey everyone be careful in the blizzard out there! We are postponing to next week because of the weather & road conditions!
Say what you want about the current administration, but incest jokes are really coming into their own.
January 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Say what you want about the current administration, but incest jokes are really coming into their own.
Unusual things I have gender euphoria about: neck meat. 🍖
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Unusual things I have gender euphoria about: neck meat. 🍖
Every day I confound my cat by having neither balls nor tits for her to stomp on.
Hah! You thought I’d have sensation in these nipples?! Checkmate, bitch.
Hah! You thought I’d have sensation in these nipples?! Checkmate, bitch.
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Every day I confound my cat by having neither balls nor tits for her to stomp on.
Hah! You thought I’d have sensation in these nipples?! Checkmate, bitch.
Hah! You thought I’d have sensation in these nipples?! Checkmate, bitch.