No Gestapo in Minneapolis yet. Not gonna lie, I feel a bit snubbed. What, we're not war-torn enough like Portland? Come on, we're dangerous! We drink espresso, for Pete's sake.

I feel like I've leveled up on Bluesky. I finally got to block my first troll. It was exhilarating!

I don't like the slur "MAGAts", because actual maggots, as revolting as they are, are ecologically beneficial. No, if you want to want to refer to MAGA-hats with a creature that is pure bad with absolutely no redeeming qualities, I'd go with the Guinea worm.

2025 to 2020: "hold my beer!"

Help! I'm trapped in a tuna can!