Kelster Hopkins
@kelsterhopkins.bsky.social
Six speed turbo - no reverse
I highly recommend spending your monies at Costco right now. Pretend you are an angry “we’ve been duped” magat. It brings JOY!
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I highly recommend spending your monies at Costco right now. Pretend you are an angry “we’ve been duped” magat. It brings JOY!
Our federal government had a televised jesus revival tonight.
Is cussing allowed on this platform?
Is cussing allowed on this platform?
September 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Our federal government had a televised jesus revival tonight.
Is cussing allowed on this platform?
Is cussing allowed on this platform?
Two black men were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, 9/15/25.
Our society is glorifying a man who promoted hatred disguised as righteous, god-fearing religious values.
Our president is hiding his involvement in a human trafficking ring.
How does one keep calm and carry on?!
Our society is glorifying a man who promoted hatred disguised as righteous, god-fearing religious values.
Our president is hiding his involvement in a human trafficking ring.
How does one keep calm and carry on?!
September 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Two black men were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, 9/15/25.
Our society is glorifying a man who promoted hatred disguised as righteous, god-fearing religious values.
Our president is hiding his involvement in a human trafficking ring.
How does one keep calm and carry on?!
Our society is glorifying a man who promoted hatred disguised as righteous, god-fearing religious values.
Our president is hiding his involvement in a human trafficking ring.
How does one keep calm and carry on?!
TAX EXEMPTION.
ALL OF US.
We need to stop funding the madmen. Right now. How do we do this? Claim exempt. How do we protect our employers? I dunno. But this is the way. Defund this administration. The end.
ALL OF US.
We need to stop funding the madmen. Right now. How do we do this? Claim exempt. How do we protect our employers? I dunno. But this is the way. Defund this administration. The end.
April 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
TAX EXEMPTION.
ALL OF US.
We need to stop funding the madmen. Right now. How do we do this? Claim exempt. How do we protect our employers? I dunno. But this is the way. Defund this administration. The end.
ALL OF US.
We need to stop funding the madmen. Right now. How do we do this? Claim exempt. How do we protect our employers? I dunno. But this is the way. Defund this administration. The end.
I just spent an incredible week in Peru. It was a great reminder that white men have been trying to ruin things forever and humans still prevail.
March 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I just spent an incredible week in Peru. It was a great reminder that white men have been trying to ruin things forever and humans still prevail.
If you are looking for ways to use your personal power for great outcomes - check out bsky.app/profile/coac...
She’s the real deal and a game changer - personally and professionally. No better time than now to commit to being your best, most powerful authentic self.
She’s the real deal and a game changer - personally and professionally. No better time than now to commit to being your best, most powerful authentic self.
bsky.app
February 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
If you are looking for ways to use your personal power for great outcomes - check out bsky.app/profile/coac...
She’s the real deal and a game changer - personally and professionally. No better time than now to commit to being your best, most powerful authentic self.
She’s the real deal and a game changer - personally and professionally. No better time than now to commit to being your best, most powerful authentic self.
Thought: tax black out day. Hire some attorneys to protect our employers and claim EXEMPT - ALL of us with W2’s initially on the same week/day preferable - then self-employed do it too. HOW DO WE DO THIS? Let’s make some noise WITH OUR FINANCIAL POWER
February 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Thought: tax black out day. Hire some attorneys to protect our employers and claim EXEMPT - ALL of us with W2’s initially on the same week/day preferable - then self-employed do it too. HOW DO WE DO THIS? Let’s make some noise WITH OUR FINANCIAL POWER
I’m gearing up to protest in these coming weeks - just a friendly reminder to gear up. Martial law will probably be imposed soon. We will soon see who our police force is loyal to - fellow American citizens or the wannabe dicktater. Expect the worst and bring supplies.
February 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m gearing up to protest in these coming weeks - just a friendly reminder to gear up. Martial law will probably be imposed soon. We will soon see who our police force is loyal to - fellow American citizens or the wannabe dicktater. Expect the worst and bring supplies.
The frat party in our White House appears to be trying to play the game of Risk.
This is more than an all nighter, folks. Go to sleep. Rest up. For real.
This is more than an all nighter, folks. Go to sleep. Rest up. For real.
February 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The frat party in our White House appears to be trying to play the game of Risk.
This is more than an all nighter, folks. Go to sleep. Rest up. For real.
This is more than an all nighter, folks. Go to sleep. Rest up. For real.
Waking up to the world today thinking I need a land line again. And maybe a typewriter…we are going backwards at an alarming pace.
February 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Waking up to the world today thinking I need a land line again. And maybe a typewriter…we are going backwards at an alarming pace.
We made it to the first Friday of trump 2.0. We know the weekends are awful. We’ve done this before. What’s your sanity plan?
January 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
We made it to the first Friday of trump 2.0. We know the weekends are awful. We’ve done this before. What’s your sanity plan?
Picking out wallpaper for a house I am closing on in February is my happy place right now. I think I found it.
Over these years, that little elf is going have so many phrases coming out of his cute little mouth about the AF we are all about to feel. I look forward to tearing it down someday.
Over these years, that little elf is going have so many phrases coming out of his cute little mouth about the AF we are all about to feel. I look forward to tearing it down someday.
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Picking out wallpaper for a house I am closing on in February is my happy place right now. I think I found it.
Over these years, that little elf is going have so many phrases coming out of his cute little mouth about the AF we are all about to feel. I look forward to tearing it down someday.
Over these years, that little elf is going have so many phrases coming out of his cute little mouth about the AF we are all about to feel. I look forward to tearing it down someday.
I’m not sure if we all know how debilitating leaving the WHO, NIH & CDC will become to our healthcare system. I cried professionally with several co-workers. We work in healthcare data.
Let’s get comfortable being uncomfortable. Showing up is the majority of success.
Let’s get comfortable being uncomfortable. Showing up is the majority of success.
January 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m not sure if we all know how debilitating leaving the WHO, NIH & CDC will become to our healthcare system. I cried professionally with several co-workers. We work in healthcare data.
Let’s get comfortable being uncomfortable. Showing up is the majority of success.
Let’s get comfortable being uncomfortable. Showing up is the majority of success.
The best advice a manager ever gave me: get comfortable being uncomfortable.
It’s going to come in handy.
It’s going to come in handy.
January 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The best advice a manager ever gave me: get comfortable being uncomfortable.
It’s going to come in handy.
It’s going to come in handy.
This is really good. A good way to say good night. One day at a time. open.substack.com/pub/micheleh...
My Response to the Question: What Do We Do Now?
It’s time for steady hands and steely gazes.
open.substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This is really good. A good way to say good night. One day at a time. open.substack.com/pub/micheleh...
My sister started making these today. We do what we can.
January 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My sister started making these today. We do what we can.
Dear 2020: I MISS YOU SO MUCH…
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Dear 2020: I MISS YOU SO MUCH…
January 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Today I’m glad I deleted my meta accounts. It feels like the best resistance I can currently do whole heartedly. I will not participate and hope this platform continues to grow ethically.
I got sucked into his speech. Put on your helmets.
I got sucked into his speech. Put on your helmets.
January 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Today I’m glad I deleted my meta accounts. It feels like the best resistance I can currently do whole heartedly. I will not participate and hope this platform continues to grow ethically.
I got sucked into his speech. Put on your helmets.
I got sucked into his speech. Put on your helmets.
Today I deleted meta for social purposes. I know I’ll never be completely out of the matrix, but it gives me a little peace that I am not actively supporting it. Here’s to a good run on bsky, actually seeing people more, and building better communities everywhere real and digital. Hang on tight!
January 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Today I deleted meta for social purposes. I know I’ll never be completely out of the matrix, but it gives me a little peace that I am not actively supporting it. Here’s to a good run on bsky, actually seeing people more, and building better communities everywhere real and digital. Hang on tight!
Convince yourself and all your friends to unanimously leave Facebook, twitter, instagram and Amazon on Monday. Imagine what a statement that would make if we all committed to doing this. Fun fact: we used to live without ANY of these things. We did ok.
January 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Convince yourself and all your friends to unanimously leave Facebook, twitter, instagram and Amazon on Monday. Imagine what a statement that would make if we all committed to doing this. Fun fact: we used to live without ANY of these things. We did ok.
3.5 years with this little baby dog. Best relationship ever 🩷
January 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
3.5 years with this little baby dog. Best relationship ever 🩷
I hope Bsky implements similar functionality as the zuck muck - like groups and a “friending” option to allow permission to follow. I’d love to see this platform wipe out zuck muck as slow and steady as our democracy is about to get wiped out. Overall I like it here though.
January 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I hope Bsky implements similar functionality as the zuck muck - like groups and a “friending” option to allow permission to follow. I’d love to see this platform wipe out zuck muck as slow and steady as our democracy is about to get wiped out. Overall I like it here though.
City ice walks with my girl Millie
January 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
City ice walks with my girl Millie