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kelpu.bsky.social
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@kelpu.bsky.social
🔞 / Kelpu / Round and rotund / I draw and talk about being large / 199X
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A wall of dog fat washes over you 🐶🧼

🎨 by @/bleucan.fish !
Current weaknesses:
· Popcorn
· Cute dragons
· Fluffy ears
· Becoming so obese that it's difficult to speak without burps
· Sudden and somewhat permanent inflation
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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as you can see i have gained a new appreciation for piranha plants following my obsession with audrey ii
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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アーティスト様に代理キャラクターのイラストをお願いしました!厚みがあって!丸くて!🍖
可愛くて、見ているだけで思わず笑顔になります。
素敵に仕上げてくださって、本当にありがとうございます!

🎨skeb work by : @nasnto.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Inflation curse where you gain the ability to inflate yourself at will but you must swell larger each time you do so 🎈
December 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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CW: Inflation
Poor Ampharos, she really wanted to learn Levitate, but things tend to get out of hand for the poor girl. let's all hope she gets down safely!
#Cantie-NSFW
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
If buffets are the gym of fat furs then at what weight do I need a spotter..? 💦
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I can and will die for @carcupholder.bsky.social 's Zen-E
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
You know you're starting to get kinda big when you can tell which sofa will not be able to keep your hoard of ass contained
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
But where are all the fat dragons? Their bellies should be as tall as mountains by now..!
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Give yourself a gift that lasts by giving your OC an extra 1,500 lbs of waistline
December 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The only reason I can think of why dog parks are so wide open is that's how much space they think you'll need to walk without flattening a car with your enormous ass or something 🐶
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dragon obesity has grown so prevalent that their ability to fly has become a myth
December 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Skeb commission work!!
He's gotten so fat he can't even move out of bed...?
Thank you for your request!
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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3am Cravings
#fatfur
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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yeah... i can tell
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Hornet - Hollow Knight
Nothing better be doing 2 masks of damage anymore with a "shell" that thick
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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ぶら下がり運動シャチ君
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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wild office cow sketch
July 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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At the scifi future buffet where you gotta be "this heavy" to get in, and he just broke the scale... that must mean they let us in for free now :)

HUGE creature next in line is @psydos.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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久しぶりにでぶドラゴン描きたくなったので
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
When you're so unbelievably obese that even losing a few hundred pounds would make your back fat have slightly less cleavage
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You know you're starting to get kinda big when you eat a few dozen pizzas and then ask what's for dinner
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM