kel • edsky
@keloric.bsky.social
she/her
56kg / 167cm 👎
18!
i lob sushi 🍣
56kg / 167cm 👎
18!
i lob sushi 🍣
period cramping so bad i want to consume everything in my line of sight and also nothing at all
December 21, 2024 at 8:18 PM
period cramping so bad i want to consume everything in my line of sight and also nothing at all
the drones have compromised my television. it has a mind of its own bro it turns on and off as it chooses. it’s scaring me i just wanted to watch family guy damn.
December 17, 2024 at 4:59 PM
the drones have compromised my television. it has a mind of its own bro it turns on and off as it chooses. it’s scaring me i just wanted to watch family guy damn.
i don’t think anybody from snl is funny aside from colin and michael and ego
December 15, 2024 at 9:29 AM
i don’t think anybody from snl is funny aside from colin and michael and ego
i’ve been eating so so much like copious amount of food 😢😢😢😢😢😢
December 14, 2024 at 7:25 AM
i’ve been eating so so much like copious amount of food 😢😢😢😢😢😢
the muffins from the lidl bakery r going to be the death of me brother. so many calories but they are So Fucking Busss.
December 12, 2024 at 7:05 PM
the muffins from the lidl bakery r going to be the death of me brother. so many calories but they are So Fucking Busss.
took a dook. i feel skinny.
December 12, 2024 at 7:04 PM
took a dook. i feel skinny.
i would never be able to be a man bc i would totally tear ass if i took a piss at a urinal. when it rains it thunders mama.
December 12, 2024 at 6:04 PM
i would never be able to be a man bc i would totally tear ass if i took a piss at a urinal. when it rains it thunders mama.
my tailbone rly hurts i can’t sit down
December 11, 2024 at 11:32 AM
my tailbone rly hurts i can’t sit down
old vape was starting to taste like a carburetor. got a new one.
December 11, 2024 at 11:32 AM
old vape was starting to taste like a carburetor. got a new one.
i got so high out of my mind otw home today and my dad was telling me 9/11 conspiracies while he was doing 96 on the freeway it was really scary
December 2, 2024 at 10:11 PM
i got so high out of my mind otw home today and my dad was telling me 9/11 conspiracies while he was doing 96 on the freeway it was really scary
forcing myself to carry cash on campus bc the food court only takes card or tap. works wonders brother.
December 2, 2024 at 3:07 PM
forcing myself to carry cash on campus bc the food court only takes card or tap. works wonders brother.
i’ve been trying to quit nicotine but it helps curb my appetite so much and i’ve become so reliant on it for stress WHAT DO I DO!
December 2, 2024 at 3:06 PM
i’ve been trying to quit nicotine but it helps curb my appetite so much and i’ve become so reliant on it for stress WHAT DO I DO!
taking a shit and a fart in the gender neutral bathroom
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
taking a shit and a fart in the gender neutral bathroom
i hate people who act like they enjoy those weird pretentious art movies like la haine bitch go watch iron man and be normal
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
i hate people who act like they enjoy those weird pretentious art movies like la haine bitch go watch iron man and be normal
ate a fiber bar now i’m farting in the middle of my lecture. excuse me!
December 2, 2024 at 2:09 PM
ate a fiber bar now i’m farting in the middle of my lecture. excuse me!
i still don’t understand why y’all hate hunter biden bruh let him smoke crack he’s sooo bad in those pictures 👅👅
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 PM
i still don’t understand why y’all hate hunter biden bruh let him smoke crack he’s sooo bad in those pictures 👅👅
taking my first real shit since thanksgiving
wonder if this is why i feel like a great behemoth bitch
thinking of shaving my fat off with a straight razor
like the kind they had in old barber shops
kel
wonder if this is why i feel like a great behemoth bitch
thinking of shaving my fat off with a straight razor
like the kind they had in old barber shops
kel
December 1, 2024 at 12:09 AM
taking my first real shit since thanksgiving
wonder if this is why i feel like a great behemoth bitch
thinking of shaving my fat off with a straight razor
like the kind they had in old barber shops
kel
wonder if this is why i feel like a great behemoth bitch
thinking of shaving my fat off with a straight razor
like the kind they had in old barber shops
kel
might start typing like like kanye west
just bought a veggie pita from showmars
wonder if eating it will make me feel guilty and horribly disgusting
can i have the Nitrus today
Tom
you said you’d bring them by today
checking in
kel
just bought a veggie pita from showmars
wonder if eating it will make me feel guilty and horribly disgusting
can i have the Nitrus today
Tom
you said you’d bring them by today
checking in
kel
December 1, 2024 at 12:07 AM
might start typing like like kanye west
just bought a veggie pita from showmars
wonder if eating it will make me feel guilty and horribly disgusting
can i have the Nitrus today
Tom
you said you’d bring them by today
checking in
kel
just bought a veggie pita from showmars
wonder if eating it will make me feel guilty and horribly disgusting
can i have the Nitrus today
Tom
you said you’d bring them by today
checking in
kel
just farted. thank you for your time.
December 1, 2024 at 12:04 AM
just farted. thank you for your time.
does nicotine maje u vreak out because i quit vaping fir lime maybe a mknth and mt skin was so clear but now im breakjng out becshse my stuoid ass bougjt two fucking vapes. hope u can understand this my autocorrect doesnt work om this app and i dint feel lkke correcting. i swear its not deliberate.
November 30, 2024 at 11:56 PM
does nicotine maje u vreak out because i quit vaping fir lime maybe a mknth and mt skin was so clear but now im breakjng out becshse my stuoid ass bougjt two fucking vapes. hope u can understand this my autocorrect doesnt work om this app and i dint feel lkke correcting. i swear its not deliberate.
can somebody cashapp me $160 so i can buy the cashmere zip up from aritzia while it’s on sale without having to dip into my savings thanks
November 30, 2024 at 11:52 PM
can somebody cashapp me $160 so i can buy the cashmere zip up from aritzia while it’s on sale without having to dip into my savings thanks
back in my day the brandy christy zip up was 100% cotton
November 29, 2024 at 4:46 PM
back in my day the brandy christy zip up was 100% cotton
i’m thankful for my vape
November 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
i’m thankful for my vape