Our union has been on a zoom membership meeting for 13.5 hours.

This is unreal lol

Dodgers Smoodie
(knockoff but who cares)

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

Also I think I finally understand the appeal of draining the swamp because I have removed so many people from socials today.

I am Shrek and this is my swamp. 💚

Quick question: how big and aggressive does my eyeliner wing need to be today for republican men to not want to speak to me?

If anyone gets cute and steps on my aircraft with their little hats and shirts today I’m gonna be on my worst behavior.