🇨🇦 Canadian Kelly 🇨🇦
@kellymaher2.bsky.social
Not looking to be annexed - personally, professionally, or nationally. Blocking anyone sending me a ‘hey girl’ DM.
So do you think PP believes that Canada had a lost Liberal decade?
#sayitenoughwellbelieveit
#sayitenoughwellbelieveit
April 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So do you think PP believes that Canada had a lost Liberal decade?
#sayitenoughwellbelieveit
#sayitenoughwellbelieveit
As all Plastics know, on Wednesdays we remove tariffs.
April 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
As all Plastics know, on Wednesdays we remove tariffs.
So if my math is correct, by Canada tightening up our border security, there will be MORE fentanyl in the US, instead of less as there’s more traveling north than south.
March 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So if my math is correct, by Canada tightening up our border security, there will be MORE fentanyl in the US, instead of less as there’s more traveling north than south.
Current population of the US is around 335 million.
Any wagers what it will be in 2029?
300 million?
Any wagers what it will be in 2029?
300 million?
February 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Current population of the US is around 335 million.
Any wagers what it will be in 2029?
300 million?
Any wagers what it will be in 2029?
300 million?
We’re living in an episode of South Park.
February 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We’re living in an episode of South Park.
Brad Pitt can’t read the room.
February 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Brad Pitt can’t read the room.
My words are now 25% more expensive for my American friends. Same low price for the rest of the world.
February 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My words are now 25% more expensive for my American friends. Same low price for the rest of the world.
Welcome to the trade war, a war created by complete lies. According to Forbes, Im 2023 there were more illegal crossings of people leaving the US and entering Canada than vice versa.
And who can blame them?
www.forbes.com/sites/andyjs...
And who can blame them?
www.forbes.com/sites/andyjs...
Tariff On Canada Not Justified By U.S. Immigration And Drug Claims
Evidence suggests that the justification for a 25 percent import tariff on Canadian goods and services does not hold up to scrutiny. Here is why.
www.forbes.com
February 1, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Welcome to the trade war, a war created by complete lies. According to Forbes, Im 2023 there were more illegal crossings of people leaving the US and entering Canada than vice versa.
And who can blame them?
www.forbes.com/sites/andyjs...
And who can blame them?
www.forbes.com/sites/andyjs...
Should I be insulted that my credit card company just sent me an email telling me to avoid fraud aimed at ‘older adults’?
January 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Should I be insulted that my credit card company just sent me an email telling me to avoid fraud aimed at ‘older adults’?
Tariff-ic news out of Washington. I have never regretted vacation plans as much as I do right now. I will resent every dollar I leave behind in March.
January 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tariff-ic news out of Washington. I have never regretted vacation plans as much as I do right now. I will resent every dollar I leave behind in March.
I take some comfort from the fact that an Elon salute is now a synonym for a nazi salute. That’s quite the legacy.
January 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I take some comfort from the fact that an Elon salute is now a synonym for a nazi salute. That’s quite the legacy.
I fear that if all you have in common is a mild like for Breakfast at Tiffany’s it may not lead to a lengthy relationship.
January 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I fear that if all you have in common is a mild like for Breakfast at Tiffany’s it may not lead to a lengthy relationship.
Reading it in the late 80s it all seemed so far-fetched.
January 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reading it in the late 80s it all seemed so far-fetched.
I always kind of thought that if we witnessed the collapse of western society I’d have fewer household chores. Nope. Vacuuming is still a priority (a low priority, but still a priority).
January 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I always kind of thought that if we witnessed the collapse of western society I’d have fewer household chores. Nope. Vacuuming is still a priority (a low priority, but still a priority).
Despite claims of being a Christian nation, the US definitely seems more Old Testament-y to me.
January 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Despite claims of being a Christian nation, the US definitely seems more Old Testament-y to me.
Ah Garth… this makes a shitty week even worse. He gave us a lot of fantastic music throughout the years.
January 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Ah Garth… this makes a shitty week even worse. He gave us a lot of fantastic music throughout the years.
Me: my mother needs you to call her as she’s having computer problems.
Husband (looking dismayed): on the phone?
Me: Well you could divorce me instead so you wouldn’t have to.
Husband: hmmmmmm.
Husband (looking dismayed): on the phone?
Me: Well you could divorce me instead so you wouldn’t have to.
Husband: hmmmmmm.
January 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me: my mother needs you to call her as she’s having computer problems.
Husband (looking dismayed): on the phone?
Me: Well you could divorce me instead so you wouldn’t have to.
Husband: hmmmmmm.
Husband (looking dismayed): on the phone?
Me: Well you could divorce me instead so you wouldn’t have to.
Husband: hmmmmmm.