kelly ✨
@kellyclark.bsky.social
utah • existential dread
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@kellyclark801
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Today I learned this exists. And I wish I could go back in time and not google “fish cabaret”
February 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Today I learned this exists. And I wish I could go back in time and not google “fish cabaret”
What super power would you want to have?
The ability to jump timelines/realities is sounding pretty enticing.
The ability to jump timelines/realities is sounding pretty enticing.
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What super power would you want to have?
The ability to jump timelines/realities is sounding pretty enticing.
The ability to jump timelines/realities is sounding pretty enticing.
So….maybe binging Silo within the last month has made me paranoid, but a piece of me is wondering what all of these horrendous policies/orders/etc is providing a distraction for 😑
January 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So….maybe binging Silo within the last month has made me paranoid, but a piece of me is wondering what all of these horrendous policies/orders/etc is providing a distraction for 😑
This response makes me queasy.
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about how a cut in funding will impact current and future generations.
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about how a cut in funding will impact current and future generations.
Your moderate “gonna hold Trump accountable” Utah Senator John Curtis everyone. Trump’s OMB directive was clearly the Dems fault for panicking.
January 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This response makes me queasy.
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about how a cut in funding will impact current and future generations.
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about how a cut in funding will impact current and future generations.
I’m kind of mad that billionaires and shit algorithms have ruined my love of social media.
Honestly, this isn’t even about TikTok (although their algorithm was the goat) because I hardly used it. It’s about every other fucking platform.
Honestly, this isn’t even about TikTok (although their algorithm was the goat) because I hardly used it. It’s about every other fucking platform.
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m kind of mad that billionaires and shit algorithms have ruined my love of social media.
Honestly, this isn’t even about TikTok (although their algorithm was the goat) because I hardly used it. It’s about every other fucking platform.
Honestly, this isn’t even about TikTok (although their algorithm was the goat) because I hardly used it. It’s about every other fucking platform.
Buying Twilight marathon tickets is the best $40 I’ve spent in a while.
January 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Buying Twilight marathon tickets is the best $40 I’ve spent in a while.
I’ve had the Silo theme song stuck in my head for like three days.
January 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I’ve had the Silo theme song stuck in my head for like three days.
I just need Bluesky and Twitter to merge. Aka go back to what Twitter used to be.
January 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I just need Bluesky and Twitter to merge. Aka go back to what Twitter used to be.
I just sent my sister a text that said “steak steak steak steak steak” so you can guess what level of sober I am.
January 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I just sent my sister a text that said “steak steak steak steak steak” so you can guess what level of sober I am.
Kinda in the mood to scream into the void, but I don’t think my upstairs neighbor would like that very much.
January 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Kinda in the mood to scream into the void, but I don’t think my upstairs neighbor would like that very much.
If I were to travel somewhere in 2025, should I go to Seattle or Boston?
(or make another suggestion)
(or make another suggestion)
December 27, 2024 at 1:21 AM
If I were to travel somewhere in 2025, should I go to Seattle or Boston?
(or make another suggestion)
(or make another suggestion)
Feel good story + dystopian horror story all in one
UPDATE: After weeks of fighting their health insurance's denial of coverage, the Bateman family has not only secured a prosthetic arm for their 9-year-old, but has also helped another child receive the same life-changing device.
bit.ly/3P04JAD
bit.ly/3P04JAD
Family raises funds for daughter's prosthetic arm, another child after insurance denial
After weeks of fighting their health insurance's denial of coverage, the Bateman family from Utah has not only secured a prosthetic arm for their 9-year-old dau
bit.ly
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Feel good story + dystopian horror story all in one
Today one of my bosses gave me the most expensive gift I’ve ever received (that isn’t from my mom) and the compliment of me being the best admin she’s ever had (truly not hyperbole).
I just need the 2021 and 2022 versions of kel to know it’s possible to get out of a job that undervalues her.
I just need the 2021 and 2022 versions of kel to know it’s possible to get out of a job that undervalues her.
December 18, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Today one of my bosses gave me the most expensive gift I’ve ever received (that isn’t from my mom) and the compliment of me being the best admin she’s ever had (truly not hyperbole).
I just need the 2021 and 2022 versions of kel to know it’s possible to get out of a job that undervalues her.
I just need the 2021 and 2022 versions of kel to know it’s possible to get out of a job that undervalues her.
So I forgot my mom wants to buy me something for Christmas. What are we wanting this year that is sub-$100?
December 15, 2024 at 5:40 AM
So I forgot my mom wants to buy me something for Christmas. What are we wanting this year that is sub-$100?
Had a relative make a vaguely homophobic comment and now I kind of want to make sure I have a girlfriend to bring to Christmas next year
December 15, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Had a relative make a vaguely homophobic comment and now I kind of want to make sure I have a girlfriend to bring to Christmas next year
Does someone want to come curb my spending? I just signed up for a stained glass class.
December 13, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Does someone want to come curb my spending? I just signed up for a stained glass class.
Sometimes I ghost write support for promotion letters at work and I just compared one I wrote yesterday to one I wrote in April and can see a huge difference in my skill.
We love to see the growth 🪴
We love to see the growth 🪴
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Sometimes I ghost write support for promotion letters at work and I just compared one I wrote yesterday to one I wrote in April and can see a huge difference in my skill.
We love to see the growth 🪴
We love to see the growth 🪴
Never thought I’d be using my loop earplugs to block out the Plan of Salvation at work, but here I am 👀
December 10, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Never thought I’d be using my loop earplugs to block out the Plan of Salvation at work, but here I am 👀
To Done lists work so much better for my brain than to do lists
one of my favorite tiktokers made a video suggesting that you make a list every day of all the things you got done that you’re “supposed” to do, so you can start giving yourself the recognition you deserve and start building trust with yourself, and i regret to inform you all that it works
December 10, 2024 at 5:06 PM
To Done lists work so much better for my brain than to do lists
I found this cool art studio down the street from my house and now I want to sign up for a pottery or stained glass workshop series
December 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I found this cool art studio down the street from my house and now I want to sign up for a pottery or stained glass workshop series
I think David Archuleta has my favorite Wrapped this year 😂
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I think David Archuleta has my favorite Wrapped this year 😂
Saw a Spotify Wrapped with over 22k minutes and places 1/3/5 were The Tabernacle Choir, Orchestra at Temple Square, and Mack Wilberg. The user is only 29.
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Saw a Spotify Wrapped with over 22k minutes and places 1/3/5 were The Tabernacle Choir, Orchestra at Temple Square, and Mack Wilberg. The user is only 29.
name: Kelly
pronouns: she/her
height: 5’ 4”
sexuality: demi 🩷💜💙
sign: virgo
piercings: firsts, seconds, helix, nose
tattoos: wrist 🖤
fav color: earthy greens
fav drink: Diet Coke
fav food: probs chicken
fav animal: sea lions or cats
mbti: INFP I think? idr
pronouns: she/her
height: 5’ 4”
sexuality: demi 🩷💜💙
sign: virgo
piercings: firsts, seconds, helix, nose
tattoos: wrist 🖤
fav color: earthy greens
fav drink: Diet Coke
fav food: probs chicken
fav animal: sea lions or cats
mbti: INFP I think? idr
name: Alli
pronouns: she/her
height: 5’
sexuality: demi 🩷💜💙
sign: virgo
piercings: ears, but they’re closed
tattoos: none
fav color: pink
fav drink: anything sparkling
fav food: almond croissants
fav animal: dogs (specifically PWDs & Cavaliers)
mbti: ENFP
pronouns: she/her
height: 5’
sexuality: demi 🩷💜💙
sign: virgo
piercings: ears, but they’re closed
tattoos: none
fav color: pink
fav drink: anything sparkling
fav food: almond croissants
fav animal: dogs (specifically PWDs & Cavaliers)
mbti: ENFP
name: Steve, "that loud person," Lammy, Lambson
pronouns: he/him/он/его
height: too tall
sexuality: boring
sign: Taurus
piercings: bupkus
tattoos: nada
fav color: green
fav drink: Mtn Dew
fav food: burgers and ice cream
fav animal: cheetahs and doggos
mbti: esfj (maybe? enfj?)
pronouns: he/him/он/его
height: too tall
sexuality: boring
sign: Taurus
piercings: bupkus
tattoos: nada
fav color: green
fav drink: Mtn Dew
fav food: burgers and ice cream
fav animal: cheetahs and doggos
mbti: esfj (maybe? enfj?)
December 4, 2024 at 8:09 PM
name: Kelly
pronouns: she/her
height: 5’ 4”
sexuality: demi 🩷💜💙
sign: virgo
piercings: firsts, seconds, helix, nose
tattoos: wrist 🖤
fav color: earthy greens
fav drink: Diet Coke
fav food: probs chicken
fav animal: sea lions or cats
mbti: INFP I think? idr
pronouns: she/her
height: 5’ 4”
sexuality: demi 🩷💜💙
sign: virgo
piercings: firsts, seconds, helix, nose
tattoos: wrist 🖤
fav color: earthy greens
fav drink: Diet Coke
fav food: probs chicken
fav animal: sea lions or cats
mbti: INFP I think? idr
One of my friends listened to over a full time job’s worth of music. My brain could never 😂😂
December 4, 2024 at 8:02 PM
One of my friends listened to over a full time job’s worth of music. My brain could never 😂😂