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Beth
@kellmuec.bsky.social
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At the point of maternity leave where I’m trying to convince my husband to take a five minute work break so I can tell him what’s going on in Housewives
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Breastfeeding, formula, combo—doesn’t matter; you will literally catch strays from every and any direction. From complete strangers.
August 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I can barely wrap my head around being a new mom. Can’t imagine making TikTok content about, like my feeding routine or hospital bag, on top of everything else.
August 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My algorithm knew I was pregnant before I did
July 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
TikTok would have you believe that for the first three months postpartum you and your partner will eat nothing but the stuffed peppers that you made in bulk and filled your freezer with in advance of childbirth
June 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Almost every scene of the last season of The Bear is extreme close ups of people’s chapped lips as coworkers discuss the most personal details of their lives and their deeper meanings. Like… when do they talk about sports or something?
June 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
On the one hand I want winter to be over. On the other hand I just walked home and discovered I was sweating like Tom Sandoval on the Traitors
February 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Love Is Blind couples talk about Christmas every gd episode
February 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’ve never felt so exhausted by an award show…… and that’s saying something
February 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
In a rare occurrence, Evan and I are staying home for Christmas and we have big, ambitious plans to *get after it* @killakow.bsky.social
December 10, 2024 at 2:22 PM
“The Agency” brings together two of the great literary minds of our time: the authors of “Boner” (“Past Lives”) and “Fuck” (“American Fiction”)
December 10, 2024 at 2:55 AM
What am I supposed to do? Post the same tweet on three different platforms? That’d be humiliating
December 4, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I’m gonna be real honest with you right now—Old Navy is hitting it out of the park with activewear
July 13, 2023 at 2:34 AM
I need people to stop talking about quiet luxury if I’m being honest
July 7, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Misread the user here as David Crosby and I was in dumbstruck for a minute—that’s he came back from the dead??? To post this???
July 5, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Brunch color story
July 3, 2023 at 4:56 PM