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Keith
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Gaming software developer
We could have been a world of Portishead but we ended up a world of Goo Goo Dolls
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The rare misfire from @jamellebouie.net Just dont talk about Star Wars on social media! Its not worth it! You could be doing anything else!
i would push rogue one down and bring solo and the last jedi up. i’d also place attack of the clones at the bottom.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Thanks for checking in South Pasadena
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Whoever came up with this “hi, we’re a contractor in your neighborhood” text spam needs to be shot into the sun
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Me rn
October 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You can’t shame the shameless
If ICE agents are proud of what they're doing, then why do they cover their faces like cowards, refuse to identify themselves, and hide behind anonymity?
October 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Daytime playoff baseball is the best. I say take it further and play the World Series during the day as well.
October 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The real singularity is that at one point in the future we will all be a gambling ad
September 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When i worked for a crypto gaming company they wanted everything done on the chain. When I built that system me and my team were replaced with another that just used a database and faked the results.
Ages ago when I interviewed at Amazon someone said “We only hire people who are better than who works here” and I said “Well that must make everyone who works here feel like shit”. I did not get the job and now don’t own a boat.
Listen friends. I wish I was born with no soul like this man. I could make so much money
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ages ago when I interviewed at Amazon someone said “We only hire people who are better than who works here” and I said “Well that must make everyone who works here feel like shit”. I did not get the job and now don’t own a boat.
Listen friends. I wish I was born with no soul like this man. I could make so much money
MAGA/MAHA love to cite his opinions, but he got *at least* $150,000 to be an expert witness in anti-Tylenol lawsuits.

Conflicts of interest don’t bother MAGA/MAGA world at all—in fact, they almost seem to be a requirement (see: Dr Oz selling folinic acid)

🎁 link

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/h...
September 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Listen friends. I wish I was born with no soul like this man. I could make so much money
MAGA/MAHA love to cite his opinions, but he got *at least* $150,000 to be an expert witness in anti-Tylenol lawsuits.

Conflicts of interest don’t bother MAGA/MAGA world at all—in fact, they almost seem to be a requirement (see: Dr Oz selling folinic acid)

🎁 link

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/h...
Harvard Dean Was Paid $150,000 as an Expert Witness in Tylenol Lawsuits
www.nytimes.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Every time I open a support ticket with a service provider and AI responds it a) never helps and b) kills me inside
September 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Umm @sickoscommittee.org Baylor just had one of the best punts I've ever seen
September 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Every time I go on this Jurassic World wild things go horribly wrong! When will Gavin Newsom do something?
August 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Our only hope is that most of the money stolen goes to grifters and not actual concentration camps
July 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It’s common knowledge that the best way to start a movie is 3 plus minutes of exposition, including randomly killing a character. Its like Mamet says “Tell, don’t show”
July 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Everyone is talking about how Hogan and Thiel went after Gawker (and rightfully so), but no one mentions how Gawker's outcome was also predicated on how horrible Nick Denton was in court.
July 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bluesky is the only platform where I'm not bombarded with AI slop...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpg...
AI Slop: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
www.youtube.com
June 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Me in the spring: I love hearing all the baby birds in the nests around the house
Me in the summer: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BIRD SHIT
June 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Pantera’s follow up album wasn’t nearly as good
I loved the line regarding his military parade - “It’s a Vulgar Display of Weakness”.
June 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by Keith
never fails
June 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me: I have no more need for social media, it’s just the worst

Me, later going to the bathroom: well now what do I do?
June 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I always wonder how people think this country was founded
Trump is trying to manufacture a crisis in LA County — deploying troops not for order, but to create chaos.

Don’t take the bait. Never use violence or harm law enforcement.
June 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’m fighting toxic masculinity by telling my friends that I love them. But not too loud, don’t want people to hear
June 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM