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Keith Conrad
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Podcaster, writer, Cubs fan, space geek, Beacon of restraint & self-sacrifice in a squall of car-crazies.
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This week in America:
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene leaving Congress to found a Christian Space Laser company
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will resign, after fallout with Trump
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene supported a bill compelling the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files by the DOJ, putting her on the bad side of President Trump.
www.cnbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This week's story on Auditory Anthology my sci-fi audio fiction podcast is The Cosmic Express by Jack Williamson. Getting back to nature always seems like a great idea... until you're dropped onto another planet. Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/oIXIiR6gy7
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Happy World Kindness Day, jerks
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You're going to be hearing this absolute banger a lot today. OTD 50 years ago, the Gales of November came early
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot (HD w/ Lyrics)
YouTube video by Zeezy
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This week's story on my sci-fi audio fiction podcast Auditory Anthology is Six Frightened Men by Randall Garrett. It might remind you of the movie Forbidden Planet (without the cool robot). Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/B25dNuvi
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Obligatory "Why is it getting dark so early?" post
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This year, I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then, bang! That's when I'll cash in.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Not sure who needs to hear this but we landed on the moon
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That's less than ideal
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Inside you there are two wolves. One wolf wants to start a conversation over lunch that begins "Did you hear what Kim Kardashian fucking said this week?" and the other wolf wants to put a fucking gun in its mouth for even knowing what the fuck Kim Kardashian fucking said this week.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This week's story on my sci-fi audio fiction podcast Auditory Anthology is The Shoddy Lands by C.S. Lewis. Have you ever been so bored in a conversation that you got transported into a different dimension? Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/ZJHfCsD2d1G
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Listen, I know things may feel a little bleak these days. Just remember there's nothing to be afraid of... Except that fog that turns people inside out
October 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
"You went to MIT?" "Yes, Murray's Institute of Tools"
Trump on Harvard: "We reached a concept of a deal but it's pretty complicated bc under this deal it would be $500m, they're gonna open up trade schools. I love the idea of trade & trade schools by Harvard. You know, they get into like a vocational-type school... we may just charge them a $500m fine"
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This week's story on on sci-fi audio fiction podcast Auditory Anthology is The Big Bounce by Walter S. Tevis. It's a fun story that's basically a cross between Flubber and that scene when Will Smith makes that ball fly around MIB headquarters. Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/E37kF
October 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Today we celebrate Columbus Day with the time-honored tradition of waiting to see if the Columbus Day Holiday Hobgoblin will "discover" our home & move in like he owns the place
October 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Trump can still win the Nobel Peace Prize if Mike Pence has the courage
October 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Seems legit...
October 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This week's story on my sci-fi audio fiction podcast Auditory Anthology is "Eight Million Dollars From Mars" by Winston Marks. It reminds me a lot of the Twilight Zone episode "The Rip Van Winkle Caper". Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/7aJ
October 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A mobile version of the store called "Moving Target"
October 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Did anyone remember to wake up Green Day?
October 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Phone: "Fingerprint not recognized. Please try another finger"

Me: "I've got a finger for you"
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When the new Simpsons movie comes out, more time will have passed since the first Simpsons movie than had passed between the start of The Simpsons and the first Simpsons movie. Just to make you feel old.
Woohoo! The Simpsons are coming to theaters with an all-new movie on July 23, 2027!
September 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Spirit Halloween watching the government about to shut down this close Halloween.
September 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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“Oregon is our home. Keep troops off our streets.”
September 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM