Keith Freund
keithfreund.bsky.social
Keith Freund
@keithfreund.bsky.social
Anti-helicopter
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a drone is a good guy with a drone
January 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If elected I will construct a giant swiffer to sweep up all that dust on the moon
December 6, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Not all men. Me? Yes. But not all.
December 3, 2024 at 8:57 PM
A 1% battery symbol isn’t enough, I need the ghost of Steve Jobs to jump out of my phone and slap me
December 3, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I hate it when my cup runneths over
November 30, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Helicopters should not be allowed to exist
November 29, 2024 at 4:14 AM
If net worth was calculated in $16 items from Amazon I would be a billionaire
November 29, 2024 at 2:53 AM