keets
@keetsmcgee.bsky.social
she/her ✨ i sing and post silly style ✨ that's about it
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keets
@keetsmcgee.bsky.social
· Nov 17
My Shenanigans In The Shaperaverse
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wooo first post 🔥🔥🔥 hiya, i'm keets! i'm a professional singer/uni student studying music writing & production. my posts range from brain farts to vampires to music, but if you're more interested in the music part, here are some links:
www.youtube.com/kerttuaarnipuu
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www.youtube.com/kerttuaarnipuu
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i’m of the mind that if the doctors didn’t want me to chug the ultrasound gel sitting sooo demurely on their office desk, they wouldn’t have made it look like such an enticing ambrosia-esque magical potion. like tell me this image doesn’t awaken a deep, primal thirst in you
September 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i’m of the mind that if the doctors didn’t want me to chug the ultrasound gel sitting sooo demurely on their office desk, they wouldn’t have made it look like such an enticing ambrosia-esque magical potion. like tell me this image doesn’t awaken a deep, primal thirst in you
uni’s been kinda stressing me out however ☝️ i get to write songs about vampires for assignments so it’s all still extremely worth it
September 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
uni’s been kinda stressing me out however ☝️ i get to write songs about vampires for assignments so it’s all still extremely worth it
everyone go listen to hohnen ford NOWWW i discovered her music a couple of days ago and i'm so obsessed rn!! she's an excellent singer-songwriter with lovely jazzy elements in her songs, and her word-painting skills are crazy good (check out the word 'side-eyed' in "burn my return ticket home"!)
Burn My Return Ticket (The Rat Song)
YouTube video by Hohnen Ford - Topic
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September 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
everyone go listen to hohnen ford NOWWW i discovered her music a couple of days ago and i'm so obsessed rn!! she's an excellent singer-songwriter with lovely jazzy elements in her songs, and her word-painting skills are crazy good (check out the word 'side-eyed' in "burn my return ticket home"!)
had a kind of sexually charged moment with this really juicy raspberry today. and there’s fuckall else so i’ll just start pining for that i guess
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
had a kind of sexually charged moment with this really juicy raspberry today. and there’s fuckall else so i’ll just start pining for that i guess
there was a ladybug on the bus window with all her red sucked out vampire style. tried to focus on admiring her gothic swag instead of succumbing to the envy of wanting all MY red sucked out vampire style
September 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
there was a ladybug on the bus window with all her red sucked out vampire style. tried to focus on admiring her gothic swag instead of succumbing to the envy of wanting all MY red sucked out vampire style
pretty sure the personification of my anxiety is a scheming royal advisor
”the public is turning on you, sire… i can sense it in the air….. i suggest retreating to your quarters and isolating, lest you anger more of your subjects……” DUDE u want my throne so bad it makes u look stupid 🙄🙄🙄🙄
”the public is turning on you, sire… i can sense it in the air….. i suggest retreating to your quarters and isolating, lest you anger more of your subjects……” DUDE u want my throne so bad it makes u look stupid 🙄🙄🙄🙄
August 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
pretty sure the personification of my anxiety is a scheming royal advisor
”the public is turning on you, sire… i can sense it in the air….. i suggest retreating to your quarters and isolating, lest you anger more of your subjects……” DUDE u want my throne so bad it makes u look stupid 🙄🙄🙄🙄
”the public is turning on you, sire… i can sense it in the air….. i suggest retreating to your quarters and isolating, lest you anger more of your subjects……” DUDE u want my throne so bad it makes u look stupid 🙄🙄🙄🙄
was at the studio today working on a song i've been co-writing with a friend..... kinda insanely excited over how it sounds so far 😳😳 head on over to my discord server for a little sneak peek!!
hey you 🫵 if you like my music shenanigans and want to see some behind-the-scenes stuff, i have a discord server!! i upload exclusive sneak peeks to songs i’m working on and yap about my creative process, so if you’re interested in that, join here: discord.gg/JmtmJYUcje
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August 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
was at the studio today working on a song i've been co-writing with a friend..... kinda insanely excited over how it sounds so far 😳😳 head on over to my discord server for a little sneak peek!!
didn’t think this needed to be said 🙄😒 but if we’re not on speaking terms, PLEASE erase my summoning ritual from your grimoire. eventually your morbidly curious apprentice WILL snoop through your secret library and it WILL be awkward for all parties involved
August 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
didn’t think this needed to be said 🙄😒 but if we’re not on speaking terms, PLEASE erase my summoning ritual from your grimoire. eventually your morbidly curious apprentice WILL snoop through your secret library and it WILL be awkward for all parties involved
i actually hate the bluesky character limit so much. why would u try to make me condense this. are roses too red and fragrant for you? do u also deem the sunrise too vibrant and bright?? whatever i’m taking this one to tumblr instead
August 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i actually hate the bluesky character limit so much. why would u try to make me condense this. are roses too red and fragrant for you? do u also deem the sunrise too vibrant and bright?? whatever i’m taking this one to tumblr instead
my posts keep failing the bechdel test. will ponder on this
August 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my posts keep failing the bechdel test. will ponder on this
ughhh i wish i was taken, i’m tired of having to resort to my imagination :/
my vampire gf, frantic and alarmed: u wish u were ”stakin’”????
me: omgg haha nooo babe i said ”taken”!! now come on, let’s go make out sloppy nasty style with our third, gale dekarios from baldur’s gate 3
my vampire gf, frantic and alarmed: u wish u were ”stakin’”????
me: omgg haha nooo babe i said ”taken”!! now come on, let’s go make out sloppy nasty style with our third, gale dekarios from baldur’s gate 3
August 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
ughhh i wish i was taken, i’m tired of having to resort to my imagination :/
my vampire gf, frantic and alarmed: u wish u were ”stakin’”????
me: omgg haha nooo babe i said ”taken”!! now come on, let’s go make out sloppy nasty style with our third, gale dekarios from baldur’s gate 3
my vampire gf, frantic and alarmed: u wish u were ”stakin’”????
me: omgg haha nooo babe i said ”taken”!! now come on, let’s go make out sloppy nasty style with our third, gale dekarios from baldur’s gate 3
so an octopus walks into a sushi bar and says ”you’ve got to be squidding me!” when he sees the 🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️ oh ew there’s pixies on my post. splat splat splat 👋💥👋💥👋💥 anyway so the octopus walks in and… ugh sorry i’ve got pixie all over my hand now. can we do this another time
August 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
so an octopus walks into a sushi bar and says ”you’ve got to be squidding me!” when he sees the 🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️ oh ew there’s pixies on my post. splat splat splat 👋💥👋💥👋💥 anyway so the octopus walks in and… ugh sorry i’ve got pixie all over my hand now. can we do this another time
DROOLING BARKING HOWLING SCREAMING happy subway release date to all who celebrate
The Subway
Chappell Roan · The Subway · Song · 2025
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August 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
DROOLING BARKING HOWLING SCREAMING happy subway release date to all who celebrate
i finally played slay the princess and holy shit!! why did it take me this long to play it!!!!! i’m so so smitten. here are my thoughts after my first playthrough:
July 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i finally played slay the princess and holy shit!! why did it take me this long to play it!!!!! i’m so so smitten. here are my thoughts after my first playthrough:
chappell’s finally releasing the subway next week
July 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
chappell’s finally releasing the subway next week
it’s generally safe for humans to do gnome drugs, like snorting morning dew and huffing petrichor. elves, however, will give you shit like ”galethiar’s umbral dust of truthseeking”, then call you a ”bad hang” when your soul collapses from birthing a new plane of existence and u have to go home early
July 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
it’s generally safe for humans to do gnome drugs, like snorting morning dew and huffing petrichor. elves, however, will give you shit like ”galethiar’s umbral dust of truthseeking”, then call you a ”bad hang” when your soul collapses from birthing a new plane of existence and u have to go home early
big fan of doctor seward from dracula, but i just didn’t think he was enough of a yearning freak when he gave a blood transfusion to lucy. like come onnn. you are literally giving life to the woman you’re pining for. there’s a part of you pumping through her veinsss. be more insane about it
July 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
big fan of doctor seward from dracula, but i just didn’t think he was enough of a yearning freak when he gave a blood transfusion to lucy. like come onnn. you are literally giving life to the woman you’re pining for. there’s a part of you pumping through her veinsss. be more insane about it
thinking about dracula normal style tonight on this night at 3 am tonight. don’t worry about it
July 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
thinking about dracula normal style tonight on this night at 3 am tonight. don’t worry about it
steam summer sale whispering Sweet Nothings into my ear,,,,,,
June 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
steam summer sale whispering Sweet Nothings into my ear,,,,,,
if a vampire ever revealed to me that they were a vampire, i wouldn’t really care tbh. like i’d be pretty nonchalant about it. and they’d be like, really impressed by my nonchalance and invite me to their castle for various vampire activities. which, again, i don’t even care about,
June 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
if a vampire ever revealed to me that they were a vampire, i wouldn’t really care tbh. like i’d be pretty nonchalant about it. and they’d be like, really impressed by my nonchalance and invite me to their castle for various vampire activities. which, again, i don’t even care about,
went to frolic in a field today and none of the bumblebees even knew you dude. all the butterflies laughed at your philosophies and the dandelions thought you lacked a moral compass. had tea with a squirrel and he called you a bitch
May 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
went to frolic in a field today and none of the bumblebees even knew you dude. all the butterflies laughed at your philosophies and the dandelions thought you lacked a moral compass. had tea with a squirrel and he called you a bitch
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP these live versions go SO hard ALSO TWO NEW SONGS?????? boys go to jupiter u have FED MEEE
May 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP these live versions go SO hard ALSO TWO NEW SONGS?????? boys go to jupiter u have FED MEEE
i’m like if socrates was rly into vampires
May 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i’m like if socrates was rly into vampires
composed a short little string quartet doodle today :] i like to imagine this is what plays in ur head when ur a small bunny and it’s ur first spring and ur just waking up and all ur bunny siblings are sooo so eager to play with u
May 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
composed a short little string quartet doodle today :] i like to imagine this is what plays in ur head when ur a small bunny and it’s ur first spring and ur just waking up and all ur bunny siblings are sooo so eager to play with u