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Nicole
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My typos are how you know the tequila is good 🙂‍↕️
Girl, it’s my first day out here and there’s fucking three vultures eating a dead fish on the lawn and a fucking big ass lizard running around in the screen porch. I’ve had enough
May 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
No cus Frasier was right, what do you do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs?
May 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I don’t wish traveling with food poisoning upon anyoneeee
April 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Can’t believe I really manifested Why Don’t You Love Me and Dance 4 You on this set list
April 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Still laughing at Gaby asking me if I was gonna eat and me having to tell her I scarfed down a burger & a half plate of Mac n cheese and broccoli pasta salad in the first 15 minutes I walked in the door lmao
April 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
If I tell them I only got 2 hours of sleep you think they’ll still make me go in the active construction zone today?
April 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Yall don’t be watching enough movies from the 50s/60s that’s for sure
April 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Someone tell me why chicken disgusts me but I’ll eat hotdogs and salami
April 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Charli just declared Haim summer
April 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What if Gaga brought out Colby O’donis
April 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Unfortunately guys, I cannot take anymore bad news
April 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Me 40 minutes ago: I should go to bed RIGHT NOW

Me now: somehow lost in a parkour rabbit hole
April 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What game you think Megan was playing on her switch while getting head?
April 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
CLUB CLASSICS INTO UNLOCK IT BITCH
April 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Gaga opening with Bloody Mary in 2025? Who would have guessed
April 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Me and all my friends struggling to stay up for Gaga right now is so sad
April 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Two girls listening to drunk in love in the jacuzzi. They might kiss
April 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I need a peach marg so bad
April 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Charli spear heading the bring back of the side part
April 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
RIGHT AWAY MARY ANNE FLEW IN FROM ATLANTA ON A RED EYE MIDNIGHT FLIGHT SHE HELD WANDAS HAND AS THEY WORKED OUT A PLAN AND IT DIDNT TAKE EM LONG TO DECIDE THAT EARL HAD TO DIE
April 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Would yall hate me if I started a 2000s country cover band? I just want to sing a little Hey Stephen and Getcha Good ya know?
April 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Literally nothing better than a little drink and new music while cleaning the apartment on a Sunday. And it’s a beautiful dayyy
April 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Need to hear the Macarena in the club before I retire
April 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but I’m missing the feeling of watching Wicked in theaters so bad
April 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What if we slow danced to K.K. Bashment
March 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM