Kealeen The Griff
@kealeen.bsky.social
Never assume you're the smartest person in the room.Political punk, podcaster, pop culture evangelist. Complicated cancer survivor; still healing. She/Her.If you’re not a Fascist/Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe/Transphobe/Xenophobe/Antisemite, we’re cool.
The Winter Olympics remains almost impressively messy.
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
The Winter Olympics remains almost impressively messy.
A day that ends in “WHY?!”
The president appeared to experience a system malfunction during a self-indulgent speech at the White House on Wednesday.
February 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
A day that ends in “WHY?!”
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#bondi buckle up Pam may god have mercy on your soul! They should have had Shoresy there he would shut her up ! This was best laugh I had all year
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
#bondi buckle up Pam may god have mercy on your soul! They should have had Shoresy there he would shut her up ! This was best laugh I had all year
Intermission.
2021 Remaster "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" with Prince, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne and Steve Winwood
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
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February 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Intermission.
Republicans are calling her out.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Republicans are calling her out.
2026 has certainly been…something.
Cheating Olympian’s Girlfriend Speaks Out After On-Air Confession: “Hurts to Be in This Position”
Sturla Holm Lægreid's post-win confession was a viral sensation. But one person isn't exactly thrilled.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
2026 has certainly been…something.
People like Pam Bondi are why I apologize when I haven’t done anything wrong.
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
People like Pam Bondi are why I apologize when I haven’t done anything wrong.
Wordle 1,698 4/6 (Congrats at always finding new ways to be annoying)
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February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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I am not even sure what this means, but I know I somehow relate to it.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I am not even sure what this means, but I know I somehow relate to it.
Sometimes, the best humor comes from mishearing things; this is why “Telephone” remains an entertaining game. I misheard “clone factory” as “cologne factory,” during men’s figure skating, and now I am thinking about the concept of a clone and cologne factory making Zoolander-esque athletes.
a man is covered in black wax and standing in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is covered in black wax and standing in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Sometimes, the best humor comes from mishearing things; this is why “Telephone” remains an entertaining game. I misheard “clone factory” as “cologne factory,” during men’s figure skating, and now I am thinking about the concept of a clone and cologne factory making Zoolander-esque athletes.
I am thisclose to declaring Jon Stewart as officially returning to his senses. Only referring to them as “TP” is earning a lot of points.
Trump Defends Racist Obama Meme & MAGA Rages Over Bad Bunny’s Spanish Halftime Show
youtu.be/vfpQbv7CmeE
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Trump Defends Racist Obama Meme & MAGA Rages Over Bad Bunny’s Spanish Halftime Show | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I am thisclose to declaring Jon Stewart as officially returning to his senses. Only referring to them as “TP” is earning a lot of points.
He repeatedly talked about how his kids and another couple’s kids were present. It is amazing about how these people don’t realize the words coming out of their mouths.
As he faces calls from lawmakers to resign, Lutnick testifies that he and his family visited disgraced financier in 2012
US commerce secretary Howard Lutnick says he had lunch with Epstein on his private island
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
He repeatedly talked about how his kids and another couple’s kids were present. It is amazing about how these people don’t realize the words coming out of their mouths.
A recent development: apparently I now fight back tears whenever I see a White Sox logo, so my goal is to have that all cleared up by Opening Day.
February 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
A recent development: apparently I now fight back tears whenever I see a White Sox logo, so my goal is to have that all cleared up by Opening Day.
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Happy Punk Rock Tuesday!
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February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Dude, this is like if Christopher Guest made a movie about the Winter Olympics.
Olympics apologizes for podium surface damaging skaters' blades
Several figure skaters reported minor damage to their skates due to the podium surface, and the organizing committee said they were "taking steps to replace the surface."
www.espn.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Dude, this is like if Christopher Guest made a movie about the Winter Olympics.
The Paul is coming from inside the house (I know, I’m sorry, I need sleep).
Logan Paul blasts brother Jake’s criticism of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl 2026 halftime show
The Paul brothers are at odds over Bad Bunny’s halftime show.
pagesix.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
The Paul is coming from inside the house (I know, I’m sorry, I need sleep).
If ever there were a time for a sequel to SNL’s ‘Hamm & Bublé’…
Jon Hamm Continues to be Bad Bunny's Biggest Fan
Jon Hamm Continues to be Bad Bunny's Biggest Fan
The Bad Bunny Bowl was amazing. What a gorgeous, vibrant, impeccably choreographed performance. Truly, Benito cemented his status once more as one of his generation's biggest pop stars. Sorry to all who missed it because they have bad taste. One...
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www.pajiba.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If ever there were a time for a sequel to SNL’s ‘Hamm & Bublé’…
Imma need Benoit Blanc to investigate this other Benoit, who literally looks like a Bond villain. #Olympics
Winter Olympics: The figure skating coach with 16 athletes from 13 countries
BBC Sport's Ask Me Anything team look at why one figure skating coach was seen wearing two different national team jackets.
www.bbc.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Imma need Benoit Blanc to investigate this other Benoit, who literally looks like a Bond villain. #Olympics
Apparently February 15th is now ‘Singles Awareness Day’? Yeah, I’m aware, and totally fine with that.
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ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying and like why and like don 't .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Apparently February 15th is now ‘Singles Awareness Day’? Yeah, I’m aware, and totally fine with that.
Was Pedro Pascal too obvious?! Seriously, he has actually worked with a Muppet-related character.
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
ABC and Disney don't seem to know what to do with The Muppets. They've often seem unconcerned with the legendary characters they own and unable to build upon the ambition and heart of the late great Jim Henson. Mercifully, the...
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February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Was Pedro Pascal too obvious?! Seriously, he has actually worked with a Muppet-related character.
Thanks, internet, for reminding me that Chris Pratt is a legit Seahawks fan. I’m gonna just focus on being happy for Joel McHale.
a man is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and the words do you get kickbacks from big buzzkill
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and the words do you get kickbacks from big buzzkill
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Thanks, internet, for reminding me that Chris Pratt is a legit Seahawks fan. I’m gonna just focus on being happy for Joel McHale.
I need to speak to the manager who said crying leads to sleep.
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
I need to speak to the manager who said crying leads to sleep.
People are complaining about Pedro Pascal…
a man in a suit and tie says " what you just said "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " what you just said "
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
People are complaining about Pedro Pascal…
Okay, gotta stop watching; my “viewer jinx” has been activated (seriously, it’s a thing). Let me know what happens.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Okay, gotta stop watching; my “viewer jinx” has been activated (seriously, it’s a thing). Let me know what happens.