Kasey Soska
@kcsoska.bsky.social
That dude with the beard and glasses. I do comedy, theatre, writing, music, cooking, science. Pittsburgh, PA
This Thanksgiving, I can't wait to hear from my MAHA/MAGA cousin and her bf all about what great new poisons RFK Jr is going to protect us from. She'll be doing this while downing two bottles of wine and he'll interject his opinions while darting outside to smoke every hour.
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This Thanksgiving, I can't wait to hear from my MAHA/MAGA cousin and her bf all about what great new poisons RFK Jr is going to protect us from. She'll be doing this while downing two bottles of wine and he'll interject his opinions while darting outside to smoke every hour.
Gang, I'm sorry but I'm forever going to assume Novo Nordisk makes jazz drives or zip disks or some big-ass floppy drive. Maybe, maybe SD cards for Switch 2. And somehow they fell back-assward into pharmaceuticals.
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gang, I'm sorry but I'm forever going to assume Novo Nordisk makes jazz drives or zip disks or some big-ass floppy drive. Maybe, maybe SD cards for Switch 2. And somehow they fell back-assward into pharmaceuticals.
I’m really hoping some tissue company figures out how to market their “stronger than ever box” for killing spiders.
September 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m really hoping some tissue company figures out how to market their “stronger than ever box” for killing spiders.
Republicans sure hate when people change their names to align with their gender identity. But have no problem wasting millions to change the name of a government department or a body of water.
September 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Republicans sure hate when people change their names to align with their gender identity. But have no problem wasting millions to change the name of a government department or a body of water.
How do you say "Yabba dabba doo" in Korean?
August 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
How do you say "Yabba dabba doo" in Korean?
The furiously masturbating reanimated creature is Crankenstein’s Monster. Crankenstein is just a dude who jacks it.
August 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The furiously masturbating reanimated creature is Crankenstein’s Monster. Crankenstein is just a dude who jacks it.
You don't really hear about cartoon crossovers anymore. What I wouldn't give for a bunch of my favorites joining together on one VHS to tell me about the dangers of vaping.
August 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
You don't really hear about cartoon crossovers anymore. What I wouldn't give for a bunch of my favorites joining together on one VHS to tell me about the dangers of vaping.
The only NFT I’d pay for is a little boomerang of my dog eating pizza crust
June 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The only NFT I’d pay for is a little boomerang of my dog eating pizza crust
I wish our robovac expended the same effort in trying to overturn the dog's water dish as it did getting over the miniscule hump of carpet into our guest room.
April 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I wish our robovac expended the same effort in trying to overturn the dog's water dish as it did getting over the miniscule hump of carpet into our guest room.
Our country may be divided, but we can all agree the best middle of a song is at 2:39 into Sufjan Stevens's "Should Have Known Better." Sorry I won't be taking follow ups.
April 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Our country may be divided, but we can all agree the best middle of a song is at 2:39 into Sufjan Stevens's "Should Have Known Better." Sorry I won't be taking follow ups.
The most apt comparison for Wicked group choreography are fight scenes in a bad kung fu flick. A litany of shambolic movement distracts you from the fact that no one is actually trying to punch the good guy. Similarly, I couldn't tell you if any individual is singing or where they are in the scene.
March 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The most apt comparison for Wicked group choreography are fight scenes in a bad kung fu flick. A litany of shambolic movement distracts you from the fact that no one is actually trying to punch the good guy. Similarly, I couldn't tell you if any individual is singing or where they are in the scene.
It sure would be nice to see a modern movie musical where the choreography for group numbers was more than an inscrutable cacophony of flipping and jumping, and you could discern whether someone was singing or not.
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It sure would be nice to see a modern movie musical where the choreography for group numbers was more than an inscrutable cacophony of flipping and jumping, and you could discern whether someone was singing or not.
You ever think about who Scooby Doo's favorite character in Jujutsu Kaisen is? You ever think about how it's the year 2025 and we don't have this answer? That's what wrong in America. We don't think about the things we don't think we don't know we think about.
March 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You ever think about who Scooby Doo's favorite character in Jujutsu Kaisen is? You ever think about how it's the year 2025 and we don't have this answer? That's what wrong in America. We don't think about the things we don't think we don't know we think about.
What an amazing tour de force! Oprah (Winfrey) was featured on the covers of O Quarterly, O Magazine, and O Daily! Truly wonderful news for her. Congratulio
February 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What an amazing tour de force! Oprah (Winfrey) was featured on the covers of O Quarterly, O Magazine, and O Daily! Truly wonderful news for her. Congratulio
If you played Roundball Rock to someone unfamiliar with the NBA on NBC, they’d probably ask what 3DS-era JRPG it was the mini-boss battle music for
January 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If you played Roundball Rock to someone unfamiliar with the NBA on NBC, they’d probably ask what 3DS-era JRPG it was the mini-boss battle music for
I can only assume the recent trend of reduced Pringles sales is in lock with fewer Mega Man games. So weird boys don’t need to put a salty tube on their arm and yell “Get Equipped with Bubble Lead” at family gatherings.
December 27, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I can only assume the recent trend of reduced Pringles sales is in lock with fewer Mega Man games. So weird boys don’t need to put a salty tube on their arm and yell “Get Equipped with Bubble Lead” at family gatherings.
This was a tough year to narrow down my favorite songs. Normally I wouldn't share this many, but these ONE HUNDRED songs are incredible. There's a mix of indie, jazz, pop, country, classical, R&B, punk, rap, funk, metal, and electronic.
Links to Youtube, Spotify, and Apple Music beacons.ai/janus1172
Links to Youtube, Spotify, and Apple Music beacons.ai/janus1172
December 23, 2024 at 6:44 PM
This was a tough year to narrow down my favorite songs. Normally I wouldn't share this many, but these ONE HUNDRED songs are incredible. There's a mix of indie, jazz, pop, country, classical, R&B, punk, rap, funk, metal, and electronic.
Links to Youtube, Spotify, and Apple Music beacons.ai/janus1172
Links to Youtube, Spotify, and Apple Music beacons.ai/janus1172
Okay hear me out. What if Biden pardons all of the January 6 participants? They're going to get pardoned anyway and what an absolute petty move. Then invite them all to the White House to have Burger King and Pepsi Zero.
December 21, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Okay hear me out. What if Biden pardons all of the January 6 participants? They're going to get pardoned anyway and what an absolute petty move. Then invite them all to the White House to have Burger King and Pepsi Zero.
All of these fake alibi posts for Luigi Mangione are so ridiculous and stupid. Especially because on Dec 4 from 6am-6pm I was holding him in my basement “terror room,” subjected to hours of brutal mental torment through drug induced nightmares, then dropped off in Altoona so he could nab a McGriddle
December 13, 2024 at 3:18 PM
All of these fake alibi posts for Luigi Mangione are so ridiculous and stupid. Especially because on Dec 4 from 6am-6pm I was holding him in my basement “terror room,” subjected to hours of brutal mental torment through drug induced nightmares, then dropped off in Altoona so he could nab a McGriddle
Now that most places don't stamp passports anymore, the only travel log I have is the list of joined WiFi networks.
Oh the memories of connecting to "HeathrowAirport" WiFi...
Oh the memories of connecting to "HeathrowAirport" WiFi...
December 11, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Now that most places don't stamp passports anymore, the only travel log I have is the list of joined WiFi networks.
Oh the memories of connecting to "HeathrowAirport" WiFi...
Oh the memories of connecting to "HeathrowAirport" WiFi...
People that scream about how “the system” squanders taxpayer $$ and ignores what people want have never really tried community organizing, civic engagement, running for office, letter writing, phone campaigns, attending meetings. But post grammatically incorrect screeds on Facebook? Oh hell yeah.
December 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM
People that scream about how “the system” squanders taxpayer $$ and ignores what people want have never really tried community organizing, civic engagement, running for office, letter writing, phone campaigns, attending meetings. But post grammatically incorrect screeds on Facebook? Oh hell yeah.
Reason #4521 I'm glad I'm alive now: If it was like the 18th century, my Spotify wrapped would be nothing but that dude Benjamin who owns a fife and hangs out by a fire in the town square.
December 4, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Reason #4521 I'm glad I'm alive now: If it was like the 18th century, my Spotify wrapped would be nothing but that dude Benjamin who owns a fife and hangs out by a fire in the town square.
Kielbasa Washington.
Over the next paragraphs I'll explain why this is funny. Of course, you understand the linguistic phonotactics of Southwestern PA. And are familiar with contemporary jazz collective, West Coast Get Down. We start in 19th century Pittsburgh in the height of Polish immigration...
Over the next paragraphs I'll explain why this is funny. Of course, you understand the linguistic phonotactics of Southwestern PA. And are familiar with contemporary jazz collective, West Coast Get Down. We start in 19th century Pittsburgh in the height of Polish immigration...
December 4, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Kielbasa Washington.
Over the next paragraphs I'll explain why this is funny. Of course, you understand the linguistic phonotactics of Southwestern PA. And are familiar with contemporary jazz collective, West Coast Get Down. We start in 19th century Pittsburgh in the height of Polish immigration...
Over the next paragraphs I'll explain why this is funny. Of course, you understand the linguistic phonotactics of Southwestern PA. And are familiar with contemporary jazz collective, West Coast Get Down. We start in 19th century Pittsburgh in the height of Polish immigration...
Espresso but it’s Fight Club:
I’m working late on Marla Singer
The Narrator said not to bring her
I’m working late on Marla Singer
The Narrator said not to bring her
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Espresso but it’s Fight Club:
I’m working late on Marla Singer
The Narrator said not to bring her
I’m working late on Marla Singer
The Narrator said not to bring her
What a coup!! Big congrats to Oprah Winfrey for making the cover of this month’s O Magazine!
November 25, 2024 at 6:15 PM
What a coup!! Big congrats to Oprah Winfrey for making the cover of this month’s O Magazine!