my special talent is making every christmas gift i wrap look like it’s the first time i’ve ever wrapped anything
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
my special talent is making every christmas gift i wrap look like it’s the first time i’ve ever wrapped anything
i’m so much of an introvert i get nervous to speak to duolingo
November 25, 2024 at 2:20 PM
i’m so much of an introvert i get nervous to speak to duolingo
bathroom attendants be like
November 21, 2024 at 1:57 PM
bathroom attendants be like
to the people who put their christmas decorations up in november — we get it, you had a happy childhood
November 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
to the people who put their christmas decorations up in november — we get it, you had a happy childhood
every time someone asks me how i’m doing i always enthusiastically answer “i’m good” but then proceed to list everything in my life that has gone completely wrong
November 20, 2024 at 2:55 AM
every time someone asks me how i’m doing i always enthusiastically answer “i’m good” but then proceed to list everything in my life that has gone completely wrong
do you ever have a period so bad that you’re like hormonally this can never happen again
November 20, 2024 at 1:40 AM
do you ever have a period so bad that you’re like hormonally this can never happen again
i never wear earrings because i’m always ready to fight
November 19, 2024 at 3:08 PM
i never wear earrings because i’m always ready to fight
logging back onto bluesky after 9 months. no i wasn't off having a baby, but instead being one
November 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
logging back onto bluesky after 9 months. no i wasn't off having a baby, but instead being one
i don't need a seasonal affective disorder lamp when i have my phone in my face 24/7
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 PM
i don't need a seasonal affective disorder lamp when i have my phone in my face 24/7
the worst thing someone can do to me is reply instantly. please stop. you don’t understand how agonizing this is because once you reply, i have to reply!!! like you are essentially assigning me homework when i am begging to fail. pls no more conversations!
January 30, 2024 at 3:44 AM
the worst thing someone can do to me is reply instantly. please stop. you don’t understand how agonizing this is because once you reply, i have to reply!!! like you are essentially assigning me homework when i am begging to fail. pls no more conversations!
“does the carpet match the drapes?”
idk i’m a millennial and i don’t have either
idk i’m a millennial and i don’t have either
January 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
“does the carpet match the drapes?”
idk i’m a millennial and i don’t have either
idk i’m a millennial and i don’t have either
wow canadians really are super nice. i’m watching a documentary on a serial killer from there and he ONLY killed two people. two people? what a sweetheart!!!
January 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
wow canadians really are super nice. i’m watching a documentary on a serial killer from there and he ONLY killed two people. two people? what a sweetheart!!!
2024
in: me
out: you
in: me
out: you
December 31, 2023 at 3:31 PM
2024
in: me
out: you
in: me
out: you
fun DIY advent calendar idea!!! open your banking app once a day every day until christmas and scream
December 1, 2023 at 8:13 PM
fun DIY advent calendar idea!!! open your banking app once a day every day until christmas and scream
tore the packaging off the pms gummies i just bought at target in the middle of the street and scarfed some down just in time before i made the switch to werewolf-woman underneath the 5 p.m. moonlight
November 13, 2023 at 11:18 PM
tore the packaging off the pms gummies i just bought at target in the middle of the street and scarfed some down just in time before i made the switch to werewolf-woman underneath the 5 p.m. moonlight
i am basically jen psaki but i am dumb and hot
November 3, 2023 at 1:41 AM
i am basically jen psaki but i am dumb and hot
i love being a woman (watching selling sunset)
November 3, 2023 at 1:38 AM
i love being a woman (watching selling sunset)
if you find me annoying just remember that someone had to give me an invite code to get me here and if anyone should be punished, it’s them :)
November 1, 2023 at 1:43 AM
if you find me annoying just remember that someone had to give me an invite code to get me here and if anyone should be punished, it’s them :)
i miss the good old days when i could tweet a stupid little thought and people would see it and engage with it!!!
now i copy and paste the same silly words on all the word apps and the algorithm delivers it to no one
now i copy and paste the same silly words on all the word apps and the algorithm delivers it to no one
November 1, 2023 at 1:17 AM
i miss the good old days when i could tweet a stupid little thought and people would see it and engage with it!!!
now i copy and paste the same silly words on all the word apps and the algorithm delivers it to no one
now i copy and paste the same silly words on all the word apps and the algorithm delivers it to no one
so … is a bad day on blue sky called a grey sky or a gloomy sky or is this platform just not for dad jokes told by women?!?
November 1, 2023 at 1:12 AM
so … is a bad day on blue sky called a grey sky or a gloomy sky or is this platform just not for dad jokes told by women?!?
scaring myself this halloween by turning on the really bright vanity lighting in my bathroom that shows me literally everything that is wrong with my face!!! oh my
November 1, 2023 at 1:06 AM
scaring myself this halloween by turning on the really bright vanity lighting in my bathroom that shows me literally everything that is wrong with my face!!! oh my