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Kayt Novak
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Just fulfilling my need for social media-based interactions on a platform not ran by fascists. What’s up with you?

Folklorist - Nevadan in Maryland - Lakers
All but two of us are out of the office tomorrow. The other person who is here asked if we can work from home. They told him no, but then my boss came to me and said it was OK if I did 💀 we have different supervisors so it kind of makes sense. But I feel bad but also I’m stoked to wfh.
June 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Ducks eating watermelon: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

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June 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If you put soap on your hands before getting them wet, you might be a psychopath.
June 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lately, I’ve been taking naps in the on the couch because it’s not as comfy and I won’t sleep as much. It doesn’t really work but at least I’m trying. #NapQueen
June 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
After spending so much time in NYC working on a research project, I FINALLY saw a random celebrity just walking down the street. It’s about damn time. Thanks, Eric Andre!
June 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Waiting for my sandwich at a random deli and overhearing this guy tell his friend that he’s allergic “to weed smoke or any contaminant in the air,” he’s a college sophomore. Dude is gonna have a rough life.
June 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I overall really enjoy Anthony Edwards but he’s also so damn cocky, it’s kinda nice to see him have a bad game occasionally.
#nbasky
May 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Sinners (2025)
May 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Three hours into a flight and we turn all the lights off and sing happy birthday to everyone that has a May birthday. The entire plane is clapping. My own personal hell just happened on this Southwest flight.
May 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just checked into my Southwest flight tomorrow *exactly* 24 hours ahead, not a minute later. I’m still position B47. Not stoked to pay for an assigned seat but this system also isn’t great.
May 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Charles Barkley just said “the national nightmare is over the Lakers are gone.” 😭💀😂
May 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just 3 weeks ago my dumb ass was like “omg could the Lakers actually win this championship this year, it might happen!” Having hope was my first mistake. #NBAsky
May 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Just some guy walking down the street with his briefcase but also dressed like the Statue of Liberty. Pretty accurate representation of what’s it like to live right outside DC.
April 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Love Murray but can’t stand Jokić, the Nuggets are such an enigma. At least everyone on the Clippers are all pretty easy to hate. #NBASky
April 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just got honked at whilst yielding to traffic coming off the freeway. Then a few minutes later I got honked out for yielding to traffic at a broken traffic light. Driving in the #DMV is the fucking worst.
April 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Pritzker: Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research…
April 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don’t like the Clippers but I also don’t like the Nuggets. I’m disappointed when either team makes a basket 😭
April 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Mondays are really my time to shine at the #NYT crossword and Wordle.
April 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oof do we think the visit with JD Vance is what finally did the Pope in?
April 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I’m watching The Sopranos for the first time and HOLY SHIT it’s so good. Like obviously I knew it was good but yeah, totally get it. HBO is her prime was a thing of beauty. #TVSky
April 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
As a Lakers fan, it’s a huge win for us. But as an AD fan, I really feel for him. He tried so hard tonight.
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Apr 19
The Mavericks had a 70% chance of making the playoffs prior to making the Luka trade, and have now been eliminated from playoff contention over two months later.

(via ESPN Analytics)
April 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some of the people I went to high school with have kids who are straight up teenagers now. Like, 16-17 years old. It’s so weird and it makes me feel old af.
April 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM