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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we slam our fingers in the car door.

🪩Romance writer. Book lover. Wrestling fan. Neurospicy. 🪩

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Sometimes I see an opinion on the internet that is so completely reversed engineered into being that I am tempted to clap back with the energy of Donnie Darko correcting his friend’s Smurf theories.
May 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's always fun to see a connection suggestion on LinkedIn and remember the time that you saw that person pee their pants while drunk back in college.
April 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You know what...
Letterkenny - Natives and Hicks vs The Hard Right
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April 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Every now and then I’ll reference an older SNL sketch that I’m POSITIVE is well known and then quickly find out it’s not…last night it was Bear City.
March 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Post your favorite Pokemon, wrong answers only.
March 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Talking with @archlicharchive.bsky.social about the new Daredevil series…

Me: Do you think it’s called “Born Again” because Matt will give up Catholicism a become a born again Christian?

Him: …no.
March 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It’s giving “Freedom Fries” but whatever I agree with Canada.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Mar 8
Canadians fed up with tariff threats and suggestions of Canada becoming the 51st state are now calling Americano coffee drinks "Canadianos." NPR's Scott Simon explains.
Opinion: Don't call this coffee an Americano!
Canadians fed up with tariff threats and suggestions of Canada becoming the 51st state are now calling Americano coffee drinks "Canadianos." NPR's Scott Simon explains.
www.npr.org
March 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sometimes when I see Male ASMRtists I'm like "why do you want me to relax...."
a woman peeking out from behind a wall looking at the camera
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March 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Respectfully, I would like to take Desi Lydic’s clothes off because she’s hot but also because I want to borrow them. #bisexuality
March 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Soooo, Luke from Gilmore Girls is a character in the new Pirate Yakuza game.
March 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Holy sh*t! I just listened to new @npr.org podcast series Embedded: Alternate Realities. A quick listen - just 3 episodes - so heartbreaking. It's been a while since a podcast has yanked at my heart strings this hard. Hats off to Zach Mack for sharing this deeply personal story.
Introducing Alternate Realities from NPR : Embedded
Zach Mack and his dad are living in separate realities, and it's tearing their family apart. Like so many Americans, Zach's dad has gotten swept up in conspiracy theories. After years of circular argu...
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February 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Pot & kettle there, Luffy (I recently started reading the One Piece manga).
February 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Want any easy way to take some action today? Sign this petition to Save PBS from GOP bidget cuts! act.commoncause.org/petitions/sa...
Save PBS from GOP budget cuts
President-elect Trump, Speaker Mike Johnson, and Elon Musk are escalating their war on public media – threatening to slash funding for our Public Broadcasting Service (PBS). Americans consistently PB...
act.commoncause.org
February 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Drunk Sand.
The first two words you see are what you’re getting for Valentine’s Day
February 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is fucking dope. Not even sorry.
February 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sebastian Stan has been nominated for an Oscar! Started at The Covenant and now we're here!
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January 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I've never seen a single David Lynch film. Which isn't me flexing, it's just a thing. I've always thought I might be into Twin Peaks though. I appreciate that David Lynch seemed like a cool guy, made some great art, and wasn't a piece of shit.
January 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Illinois might become the first state to decriminalize s€x work!!!
January 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane Austen
ON JANUARY 20TH, READ MLK! READ ABOUT THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT! READ ABOUT RECONSTRUCTION! READ ABOUT JIM CROW!

You want to do something for the good of history? Do something constructive and learn from the ancestors.
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm not surprised. But I'm hoping this means they'll leave Pooh Bear alone now. I'm a horror fan but you DO NOT eff with Wincent the Pooh!
First look at Steamboat Willie, played by Art the Clown actor David Howard Thornton, in a new ‘STEAMBOAT WILLIE’ horror movie.

In theaters in April.
January 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tonight, after two years, I did my first out loud accidental fart at the gym. It was a good run, but now I have to find a new gym.
January 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Penta back on my tv. He’s so god damn cool. I’m a happy wrestling fan!
January 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You know who/what made me cry the most this week? 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 #creaturecommamdos
January 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
New Year, new hair.
January 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I never watched One Tree Hill but according to Bethany Joy Lenz’s book, a tv exec used the term “sucking & fucking” to describe it and like…what.
January 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM