KAYPRI <k • pry>
kaypri.bsky.social
KAYPRI <k • pry>
@kaypri.bsky.social
I’m Kevin. I don’t do anything except play guitar and work. What a hellacious nightmare we live in.
@bhaalspawn.bsky.social ma’am… did you block me on Instagram??
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The commissioner of antifa has asked me to bestow a message upon the world:

youtu.be/WUNokymL4vE?...
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Clit Commander - Rusty Robot’s Gen X Media
YouTube video by Rusty Robot Media
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Me trying to explain my new style of playing to my friend (who probably didn’t give a fuck) and took a picture the first time instead of recording a video… ugh I’m old. Picture below ⬇️
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It’s weird posting to BluesGuy because I know no one will read it but still somehow feel compelled to do so anyway. 🤷‍♀️

Is this the definition of insanity?
October 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Elite Captcha: Game of the year edition

Multiple tiles filled with pictures of Alan Moore. Multiples tiles filled with modern day images of Led Zeppelin singer, Robert Plant.

Choose all images of the writer of Watchmen.
September 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Remember when Johnny Cash covered NIN’s “Closer”? It was better than the original.
September 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Same Energy:
September 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Does it matter if it's a 1976 Farrah Fawcett??
may I speak with the primary poster in your household?
September 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Tv Show Concept:

“4th Wall Breakdown Challenge”

Pilot episode: Deadpool vs Zack Morris vs Ferris Bueller

That’s also the end of the series. 🤨
September 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Made this back in March.
September 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Post your favorite emojis:

Mine are

😒

🤷‍♀️
August 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This isn't new! 😡
August 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Million dollar idea: CEOs star in a tower defense television show where they have to fend off would-be shoplifters and they don't win anything. They just get to keep their products that don't get stolen.
August 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My open letter to Joni Ernst:

The tooth fairy and Jesus Christ are on the same level, you shriveled testicle looking crone.
June 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Joni Ernst now supports legalizing abortion. #abortion #JoniErnst
June 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
@mrdavehill.bsky.social totally thought this was you:
May 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IF WE’RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION, THEN YOU KNOW THAT SOMETHING’S WRONG

IF THE WORD IS YOUR SALVATION, WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN A SONG
-Death By Stereo

♥️
May 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I want to see a movie starring Tony Dalton (Better Call Saul), Steven Ogg (GTAV) and Walter Goggins. They all play three brothers and have a wild adventure together. That’s the only criteria.
#bettercallsaul #gtav #goggins
April 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
April 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
February 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
🎼 “Beavers are Damp Ones” porn parody song of “We Are The Champion”. 🎼
February 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Remember the Time Slurm-Mitxa-Tok wrote that hit songle “Gravy Glob Butt”? —At Roy Alkershwins Status Copying Center For the Disadvantaged (RIP Facebook 🪦)
February 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
i vote to impeach President Elon Musk.
February 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Flea and Keith Richards look about the same age.
February 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM