Kim @ Kayfabe Crimes
@kayfabecrimes.com
https://www.youtube.com/@kayfabecrimes
The Kayfabe Crimes Unit investigates the crimes committed by AEW wrestlers every week on Dynamite and Collison.
Hosted by @renderbomb.com and @mrsrenderbomb.bsky.social
The Kayfabe Crimes Unit investigates the crimes committed by AEW wrestlers every week on Dynamite and Collison.
Hosted by @renderbomb.com and @mrsrenderbomb.bsky.social
Enjoy my reaction to seeing this crime for the first time, @ddtaccessories.bsky.social thinks it's hilarious
Kim is watching the Kayfabe Crime we will discuss on our episode tonight.
But what crime is happening?
#wrestlesky 🤼
But what crime is happening?
#wrestlesky 🤼
June 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Enjoy my reaction to seeing this crime for the first time, @ddtaccessories.bsky.social thinks it's hilarious
Swerve is finally getting what's been coming to him for a long time! I knew he was a shady bitch the moment he started calling arenas houses! #wrestlesky🤼
In this episode Kim thought it was about time Swerve faced some jail time!
So because its fathers Day soon the kayfabe crimes unit investigated the time he kidnapped daddy ass
We worked off the assumption that daddy ass's fingers were broken, what do you think?
Watch now: 🤼♂️
youtu.be/_dJl8-C6t14
So because its fathers Day soon the kayfabe crimes unit investigated the time he kidnapped daddy ass
We worked off the assumption that daddy ass's fingers were broken, what do you think?
Watch now: 🤼♂️
youtu.be/_dJl8-C6t14
June 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Swerve is finally getting what's been coming to him for a long time! I knew he was a shady bitch the moment he started calling arenas houses! #wrestlesky🤼
I tried to get his sentencing down, but really @ddtaccessories.bsky.social was the one who argued against it #hangmandidnothingwrong
we tried to argue that burning down Swerve's house was just, y'know, hijinks, but the Kayfabe Crimes team were having none of it!!
watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYGX... #wrestlesky
watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYGX... #wrestlesky
Burning Down the House - Special Episode with Waffly Bollox
YouTube video by Kayfabe Crimes
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May 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I tried to get his sentencing down, but really @ddtaccessories.bsky.social was the one who argued against it #hangmandidnothingwrong
If you agree, I'm a newbie to wrestling and even I agree, you need @ddtaccessories.bsky.social what free zone sticker www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
May 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
If you agree, I'm a newbie to wrestling and even I agree, you need @ddtaccessories.bsky.social what free zone sticker www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
No new episode today, we've decided to rejig what we do, making it even more fun for us, which in turn will make it more fun for you. Planning to get this out to you later on in the week, so stay tuned, hit follow, and go subscribe #wrestlesky🤼
May 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
No new episode today, we've decided to rejig what we do, making it even more fun for us, which in turn will make it more fun for you. Planning to get this out to you later on in the week, so stay tuned, hit follow, and go subscribe #wrestlesky🤼
No new episode tonight, because health, but we have plenty of episodes for you to catch up on, just head on over to YouTube to check them out #wrestlesky🤼
youtube.com/@kayfabecrimes
youtube.com/@kayfabecrimes
Kayfabe Crimes
The Kayfabe Crimes Unit investigates the crimes committed by AEW wrestlers every week on Dynamite and Collison. We delve into what sentencing they would get if they committed the crimes in the UK.
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May 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No new episode tonight, because health, but we have plenty of episodes for you to catch up on, just head on over to YouTube to check them out #wrestlesky🤼
youtube.com/@kayfabecrimes
youtube.com/@kayfabecrimes
TK will rat you out no matter who you are, and he'll do it with a dumb grin and we love him for it
Sorry but every bit of this wet had to suffer through is worth it for this picture alone #wrestlesky 🤼
May 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
TK will rat you out no matter who you are, and he'll do it with a dumb grin and we love him for it
The amount of crimes just at the end could probably take up an entire episode #wrestlesky🤼
May 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The amount of crimes just at the end could probably take up an entire episode #wrestlesky🤼
So much fun with @awfullywaffly.bsky.social and @wrassletrash.is.goblin.fyi discussing a certain crime for the show. @ddtaccessories.bsky.social definitely struggled being the only neutral one though
Stay tuned for when it drops (sometime in the unknown future) we think you'll enjoy it #wrestlesky🤼
Stay tuned for when it drops (sometime in the unknown future) we think you'll enjoy it #wrestlesky🤼
May 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So much fun with @awfullywaffly.bsky.social and @wrassletrash.is.goblin.fyi discussing a certain crime for the show. @ddtaccessories.bsky.social definitely struggled being the only neutral one though
Stay tuned for when it drops (sometime in the unknown future) we think you'll enjoy it #wrestlesky🤼
Stay tuned for when it drops (sometime in the unknown future) we think you'll enjoy it #wrestlesky🤼
Congratulations to our winners @louise_westie_31 and @mikegwpod
Thank you to everyone who entered, we hope you enjoy our podcast ❤️❤️
#wrestlesky🤼
Thank you to everyone who entered, we hope you enjoy our podcast ❤️❤️
#wrestlesky🤼
May 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Congratulations to our winners @louise_westie_31 and @mikegwpod
Thank you to everyone who entered, we hope you enjoy our podcast ❤️❤️
#wrestlesky🤼
Thank you to everyone who entered, we hope you enjoy our podcast ❤️❤️
#wrestlesky🤼
Hey snakeman, how do you feel about the punishment we've doled out for chasing you. Bald buttheads can't get away with chasing other people with chairs on our watch #wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/tPl2JEYGfbE
youtu.be/tPl2JEYGfbE
May 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hey snakeman, how do you feel about the punishment we've doled out for chasing you. Bald buttheads can't get away with chasing other people with chairs on our watch #wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/tPl2JEYGfbE
youtu.be/tPl2JEYGfbE
Hayter has to give out hayerade, I mean lucozade, to marathon runners? Do you agree?
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM
#wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM
#wrestlesky🤼
May 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hayter has to give out hayerade, I mean lucozade, to marathon runners? Do you agree?
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM
#wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM
#wrestlesky🤼
It's hangman pussypants page's birthday today, so collision episode is likely to drop tomorrow. In the meantime you should check out our dynamite episode
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM where we get Stoke for being a bully #wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM where we get Stoke for being a bully #wrestlesky🤼
Episode 11 - A Bad Night For Knight
YouTube video by Kayfabe Crimes
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May 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It's hangman pussypants page's birthday today, so collision episode is likely to drop tomorrow. In the meantime you should check out our dynamite episode
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM where we get Stoke for being a bully #wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM where we get Stoke for being a bully #wrestlesky🤼
A new episode of #AEWDynamite means time for us to investigate more crimes including:
🔎The Opps Destroying @ClaudioCSRO
🔎@rushtoroblanco and @rainmakerXokada attacking @Jet2Flyy
🔎@The_MJF hurting people
🔎Stoke pushing people around
Watch Now:
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM
#wrestlesky🤼
🔎The Opps Destroying @ClaudioCSRO
🔎@rushtoroblanco and @rainmakerXokada attacking @Jet2Flyy
🔎@The_MJF hurting people
🔎Stoke pushing people around
Watch Now:
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM
#wrestlesky🤼
Episode 11 - A Bad Night For Knight
YouTube video by Kayfabe Crimes
youtu.be
May 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A new episode of #AEWDynamite means time for us to investigate more crimes including:
🔎The Opps Destroying @ClaudioCSRO
🔎@rushtoroblanco and @rainmakerXokada attacking @Jet2Flyy
🔎@The_MJF hurting people
🔎Stoke pushing people around
Watch Now:
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM
#wrestlesky🤼
🔎The Opps Destroying @ClaudioCSRO
🔎@rushtoroblanco and @rainmakerXokada attacking @Jet2Flyy
🔎@The_MJF hurting people
🔎Stoke pushing people around
Watch Now:
youtu.be/ySIZNlZXCMM
#wrestlesky🤼
More wrestlers should kiss is a render bomb classic, so of course it needs to follow into the rebrand
4x6" matte prints
Told you some cool stuff was coming
As a test run these are limited to 5 of each design so get yours before it's too late
A pattern of violence
More wrestlers should kiss
Arty steel chairs
Deathmatch club
Which is your fav?
Available now #wrestlesky 🤼
ddtaccessories.etsy.com
Told you some cool stuff was coming
As a test run these are limited to 5 of each design so get yours before it's too late
A pattern of violence
More wrestlers should kiss
Arty steel chairs
Deathmatch club
Which is your fav?
Available now #wrestlesky 🤼
ddtaccessories.etsy.com
May 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
More wrestlers should kiss is a render bomb classic, so of course it needs to follow into the rebrand
Well there were a few crimes for us to talk about there. Stoke committing the biggest of all! But don't worry you still have time to catch up on our latest episode that is queer and timeless #wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
May 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Well there were a few crimes for us to talk about there. Stoke committing the biggest of all! But don't worry you still have time to catch up on our latest episode that is queer and timeless #wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
You don't put hands on Tony, that's at least 10 years prison time for stoke #wrestlesky 🤼
May 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
You don't put hands on Tony, that's at least 10 years prison time for stoke #wrestlesky 🤼
*Important* this was seriously a hard decision to make
I'm so sorry everyone, a very important update about Renderbomb 🚨
Please watch and share to inform as many people as possible!
Thank you to everyone 🩷
#wrestlesky 🤼
Please watch and share to inform as many people as possible!
Thank you to everyone 🩷
#wrestlesky 🤼
May 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
*Important* this was seriously a hard decision to make
Why is Megan in a maze? Go listen to our latest podcast episode to find out exactly what punishment the megasus has to endure this time
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
#wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
#wrestlesky🤼
May 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Why is Megan in a maze? Go listen to our latest podcast episode to find out exactly what punishment the megasus has to endure this time
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
#wrestlesky🤼
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
#wrestlesky🤼
Reposted by Kim @ Kayfabe Crimes
Who doesn't love a little competition?
Win a £10 voucher for renderbomb.com and support @kayfabecrimes.com in our quest to bring justice to @aewontv.bsky.social programming!
#wrestlesky 🤼
Win a £10 voucher for renderbomb.com and support @kayfabecrimes.com in our quest to bring justice to @aewontv.bsky.social programming!
#wrestlesky 🤼
Its time Kayfabe Crimes Unit to have its own social media presence so we are running a contest
To get involved:
1)Follow this account
2)Sub to our youtube
3)Tag Someone in this post
4)Repost this post
Prize is 2 x @renderbomb.com vouchers contest will close on 12/05
To get involved:
1)Follow this account
2)Sub to our youtube
3)Tag Someone in this post
4)Repost this post
Prize is 2 x @renderbomb.com vouchers contest will close on 12/05
May 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Who doesn't love a little competition?
Win a £10 voucher for renderbomb.com and support @kayfabecrimes.com in our quest to bring justice to @aewontv.bsky.social programming!
#wrestlesky 🤼
Win a £10 voucher for renderbomb.com and support @kayfabecrimes.com in our quest to bring justice to @aewontv.bsky.social programming!
#wrestlesky 🤼
Do you need tattoo advice? We've got the guy for you! Megan has to do what as her punishment? And a new crime? Head on over and listen to the newest episode to learn about this new crime, and join us as we celebrate aew being for the gays
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
May 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Do you need tattoo advice? We've got the guy for you! Megan has to do what as her punishment? And a new crime? Head on over and listen to the newest episode to learn about this new crime, and join us as we celebrate aew being for the gays
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
youtu.be/iCotmL254nE
I have been informed that it's not clear there is a takeover of the social media. @renderbomb.com no longer runs this, instead he has an unpaid intern running the social media who plans on being unhinged. This account is not for the serious takes
May 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I have been informed that it's not clear there is a takeover of the social media. @renderbomb.com no longer runs this, instead he has an unpaid intern running the social media who plans on being unhinged. This account is not for the serious takes
Reposted by Kim @ Kayfabe Crimes
She also pointedly & purposefully stood in spotlight against the darkness, right in front of a trans flag waving on a wrestling show on national television.
Kenny Omega stood in front of a "protect trans kids" sign and said "you know it, I know it, everybody should know it."
AEW is for EVERYONE ❤️
Kenny Omega stood in front of a "protect trans kids" sign and said "you know it, I know it, everybody should know it."
AEW is for EVERYONE ❤️
I feel like more queer people need to know that the best thing in professional wrestling right now is a bisexual woman playing the role of a delusional 1950s moviestar who will shout "I am here and I am queer" on national TV
May 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
She also pointedly & purposefully stood in spotlight against the darkness, right in front of a trans flag waving on a wrestling show on national television.
Kenny Omega stood in front of a "protect trans kids" sign and said "you know it, I know it, everybody should know it."
AEW is for EVERYONE ❤️
Kenny Omega stood in front of a "protect trans kids" sign and said "you know it, I know it, everybody should know it."
AEW is for EVERYONE ❤️
Reposted by Kim @ Kayfabe Crimes
"Kim, why are you weeping?"
Me: "T-T-Ton-,, sh-she..."
"Is it Toni Storm?"
Me: (affirmative wail)
"Is it because she is Everything?"
Me: (another wail, faints)
Me: "T-T-Ton-,, sh-she..."
"Is it Toni Storm?"
Me: (affirmative wail)
"Is it because she is Everything?"
Me: (another wail, faints)
May 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Kim, why are you weeping?"
Me: "T-T-Ton-,, sh-she..."
"Is it Toni Storm?"
Me: (affirmative wail)
"Is it because she is Everything?"
Me: (another wail, faints)
Me: "T-T-Ton-,, sh-she..."
"Is it Toni Storm?"
Me: (affirmative wail)
"Is it because she is Everything?"
Me: (another wail, faints)