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Kaybar007
@kaybar007.bsky.social
London dwelling New Zealander. #DepecheMode fan. DJ Special Kay. https://substack.com/@communikay
If you're in the market for a new SIM only phone deal, take advantage of the "24GBs of data for £7 a month deal" ASAP, details here 👇🏻

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This should have taken five minutes
Three phone providers, two contract cancellations, and one woman who absolutely will not be upsold
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February 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I wrote a little fable about domestic life which is clearly not based on my own.

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How squirrels stay married
A fable about invisible labour, domestic fairness, and the silence that keeps the peace.
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February 1, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Any American citizen who supports ICE is on the wrong side of history. This is a sobering read from a NZ journalist who is in Minneapolis.
i was at the scene shortly after ICE executed a man they were piled on top of. my report and photos are on webworm: www.webworm.co/icekillsagain/

"There is no justification for letting that many bullets go. That's messed up, That is no regard for life at all" a lifelong resident told me.

fuck ice.
It Was a Point Blank Execution
David Farrier's Webworm reports from the scene as ICE executes another American
www.webworm.co
January 25, 2026 at 10:04 AM
DJ Greg Wilson is a national treasure 💖 This talk he gave tonight for Classic Album Sundays about Credit to the Edit was absolutely fantastic 👏🏻👏🏻
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I guess if you're here you're not a fan of the mainstream social media apps already. Instagram is a difficult place to spend time these days, so I wrote about trying to tweak it, to make it a better experience.

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Attention is a finite resource
An experiment in making Instagram tolerable again.
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January 10, 2026 at 10:41 AM
What's up with this double spread ad? Impossible to tell what it's advertising. For some reason, most of the books are facing the wrong way. Paunchy man in tight sweater looks lost. It's for Brunello Cucinelli if that's any help (no idea) 🤷🏻‍♀️
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 AM
After being on hold for 26 minutes to confirm an appointment, I am reminded why I stopped being a @specsaversuk.bsky.social customer a few years ago 🤦🏻‍♀️ #specsavers is inefficient.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I wrote a post about how easy it was to leave #Spotify for another streaming platform. (I chose #Qobuz but other platforms are available.)

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I broke up with Spotify
Why I switched to Qobuz and how easy it was to move my entire musical life.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Relatable because all gum tastes like it's 10,000 years old after about 10 minutes to me
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Yet again, LBD is doing the brilliant work that the actual news media are *meant* to be doing!
The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I wrote an unscientific Substack post about "premium" cat food open.substack.com/pub/communik... #catfood #cat
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I missed this memo 😳 #comedy apparently 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Mmm. Maths is not my strongest thing but even I can see the error here 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
A dozen women accused Andrew Cuomo of sexual harassment, causing him to resign as governor of NY, and yet he still got more than 40% of the votes to become mayor 😳 Wow, America.
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I wrote about the new Depeche Mode film #depechemode 🖤

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Memento Mori and Me
On death, devotion, and why Depeche Mode still make me want to dance.
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November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'm in an echo chamber for sure because nobody I know thinks Farage is anything other than a giant 💩 stain
Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I played a couple of short sets last night and if you fancy 73 minutes of uplifting tunes have a listen #djspecialkay
www.mixcloud.com/kaybar007/le...
Let's Dance for Justin
A party at Filly Brook in east London to remember Justin's most loved music with his most loved friends. It's been 7 months and still so many songs make his absence hurt our hearts, dancing out the pa...
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October 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"When the ETIAS is introduced from 2026 onwards, travellers from non-EU countries will have to pay a fee of around €20 per person for travel authorisation." €80+ for a family, that's way more than we paid in taxes to be part of the EU! Another own goal from the Brexiteers 🤦
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I ❤️ Alan Carr #TraitorsUK
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Any UK folk after a new Pixel phone? Get 15% off with this deal from Google Store's Referral Programme. Use code REF-CILYZZ06D7BD0XX5WBSCO8G at checkout :
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Pixel Referral Program
Share 10% off a Pixel phone and get $50 in Google Store credit each time a friend buys one.
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October 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you lost your keys in E9 I know where they are #lostkeys #london #bikekeys
October 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I got interviewed about doing a show on Balearic Breakfast, if you're curious about how I got into DJing (!?) this covers it www.balearicbreakfast.com/post/family-...
Family members : Kay (kaybar007)
I knew Kay since the time I joined Classic Album Sundays a few years ago. I had to meet Colleen's Joyous friend and, let's say it out loud, a great person all around!
www.balearicbreakfast.com
September 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I really didn't like The Great Gatsby stage adaptation but I realise lots of people loved it, could have been brilliant but was incredibly mediocre IMO.
August 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Just when you thought the planet can't handle any more giant political grifters than what's been happening of late, two more bona fide narcissistic dunderheads throw their hats into the ring 🤦🏻‍♀️ www.webworm.co/wildorgan/
The Political Aspirations of Webworm
Why Michael Organ is running for Whanganui District Council, and Anna Wilding running for Congress.
www.webworm.co
August 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Nevermind, all advice to go to the police station is 11 years out of date 🤦🏻‍♀️ I wrote about it here open.substack.com/pub/communik...
August 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM