OTD in 2016, covering the $500M Powerball and making real art 😅
January 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
OTD in 2016, covering the $500M Powerball and making real art 😅
Opened up 33 packs of #MythicalIsland this morning and got 54/68 of the new cards. Not too shabby
#PokemonTCG
#PokemonTCG
December 17, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Opened up 33 packs of #MythicalIsland this morning and got 54/68 of the new cards. Not too shabby
#PokemonTCG
#PokemonTCG
December 4, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Only God’s strongest soldiers can conquer his greatest challenges
November 30, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Only God’s strongest soldiers can conquer his greatest challenges
Have you ever been caught chimping on national tv?
November 29, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Have you ever been caught chimping on national tv?
I didn’t know if people still go to Voyeur and the Google reviews didn’t disappoint. Apparently if you go here, you’ll get pickpocketed and the bouncers are in on it
November 20, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I didn’t know if people still go to Voyeur and the Google reviews didn’t disappoint. Apparently if you go here, you’ll get pickpocketed and the bouncers are in on it
Hello, my loves, it’s me, up to my same old tricks.
October 19, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Hello, my loves, it’s me, up to my same old tricks.
6 years ago the sun cooked my brain
September 5, 2023 at 8:47 PM
6 years ago the sun cooked my brain
Using BlueSky the way god intended
August 28, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Using BlueSky the way god intended
My girlfriend was awakened in the middle of the night by rhythmic movement on my side of the bed. She was disappointed to find that I wasn’t stroking my meat, but instead just had a really itchy b-hole
August 28, 2023 at 9:19 PM
My girlfriend was awakened in the middle of the night by rhythmic movement on my side of the bed. She was disappointed to find that I wasn’t stroking my meat, but instead just had a really itchy b-hole
leafing through the new weapons and perks via @gothfem.me’s d2foundry is carrying me through this workday 🙏🫡
August 22, 2023 at 6:54 PM
leafing through the new weapons and perks via @gothfem.me’s d2foundry is carrying me through this workday 🙏🫡
Mesothelioma? Never met ‘er
August 21, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Mesothelioma? Never met ‘er
I didn’t want to believe the woke mind virus, but I was covered in asbestos all weekend and let me tell you, it’s NOT GREAT
August 21, 2023 at 3:23 PM
I didn’t want to believe the woke mind virus, but I was covered in asbestos all weekend and let me tell you, it’s NOT GREAT
Just want to say that I spent the last 30 years cringing about telling a “your mom” joke to a kid who told me “dude, my mom’s dead.” I just met his mom, she’s fine.
August 21, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Just want to say that I spent the last 30 years cringing about telling a “your mom” joke to a kid who told me “dude, my mom’s dead.” I just met his mom, she’s fine.
My girlfriend watching major league baseballer Jazz Chisholm step up to the plate: “…Jizz Jism”
August 21, 2023 at 12:08 PM
My girlfriend watching major league baseballer Jazz Chisholm step up to the plate: “…Jizz Jism”
What if for Halloween I wore just my normal clothes with a strap-on dildo underneath and when people ask what I am I’ll tell them “I’m half chubbed”
August 20, 2023 at 11:22 PM
What if for Halloween I wore just my normal clothes with a strap-on dildo underneath and when people ask what I am I’ll tell them “I’m half chubbed”
Cum and beans? Alright I guess ::cracks fingers::
August 20, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Cum and beans? Alright I guess ::cracks fingers::