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29 slc swiftie virgo cat mom

@the1addison is my beard
It’s been 9 months. We still don’t have Rep TV.
Wordle yesterday was “snake” which is obviously an easter egg.

Rep tv is coming. 🐍 🐍🐍
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Wordle yesterday was “snake” which is obviously an easter egg.

Rep tv is coming. 🐍 🐍🐍
January 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
My fav thing as an adult is remembering things from my childhood that I know I didn’t know all the details of at the time bc I was a kid but now that I’m an adult, my mom will tell me so I call her up and get all the dirt.
Highly recommend.
January 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Sometimes I think about the time some of my coworkers thought Sandra Bullock and Megan Fox were transgender and they were so upset and saying they could never watch their movies again…….okay.
November 5, 2023 at 2:08 PM
It’s been so awesome to see the amount of plus size fashion that has erupted over the last few years because it’s very hard to shop as a curvy gal….but has anyone informed these people that I can’t pay $60 for a shirt?
November 3, 2023 at 12:12 PM
K but why did we never talk about the Princess Diaries prequel that we all wanted. That we DESERVED. The real story. #queenclarisseandjoe
October 20, 2023 at 2:48 PM
It’s so nice when potential employers reach out to me and want me to answer a bunch of that questions that are in my fucking resume I sent over 🙃
September 22, 2023 at 8:13 PM
Tell my WHY, in my job search, am I seeing *customer service* *call center* positions that require a college degree? Bruh.
September 21, 2023 at 1:36 PM
There are a lot of rules with adulthood but there are also /not/ a lot of rules. For example- the fact that I can eat cake straight from the platter at 11:30 in the morning if I want to. No rules.

TLDR; eat cake
August 27, 2023 at 5:37 PM
July 23, 2023 at 8:34 AM
Watched a bunch of climate change/doomsday toks this morning that have me convinced we’re looking at maybe another 10-ish survivable years.

That’s cool. Anyway, I think I’m gonna go blow my savings and get a tattoo.
July 22, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Lash lady: Is your eye burning?

Me, as my left eye is red and watery from burning: No.
July 22, 2023 at 1:08 PM
maroon by taylor swift makes me want to crawl into a hole and die but like in the best way
June 22, 2023 at 2:09 AM
A list of names I call my cats more often than their actual names:

Annie: Annabell, Aaaann, Nann, Annie Nannie, Sweet Baby Ann, Lil Orphan Ann, Street Child (she was a stray)

Dina: Dinabell, Dinalicious, Deeeeeen, Deanie Baby, Dinabeth, Deen the Loaf Queen, Deens with the Toe Beans
June 17, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Okay so is this now where I just copy and paste all of my fire tweets here so they can get the proper recognition they deserve??
June 17, 2023 at 8:21 PM