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Katie Sisneros, PhD
@katiesisneros.bsky.social
Perhap you have met me twixt sleep and wake in the penumbra of uncertainty you call unconsciousness.

📍MPLS, probs on the couch

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I was on an episode of the Trivia Mafia podcast No Brains, No Lightbulbs and perhaps you want to check it out maybe?! www.triviamafia.com/podcast/2026...
The Ship of Theseus for Soups and Stews: Trivia with a PhD — Trivia Mafia
Welcome to the podcast, Dr. Katie Sisneros! Today Chuck and Sean welcome a dear old friend, former trivia host and writer and all around great human being into the studio for some trivia to ring in th...
www.triviamafia.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I read both Foucault’s Pendulum and The Quincunx in 2025 so it’s been a banner year for Gigantic Infuriating Novels I Still Inexplicably Loved.
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“CONKY, CHER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS!!!!”

The Pee Wee Herman Christmas special is my favorite holiday tradition.
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I hate AI more than I’ve ever hated AI right now and I reeeeeeeally hated AI before this.
Wow Jesus that photo of JD yelling at Usha over the dinner table in a restaurant is deeply triggering.
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Wow Jesus that photo of JD yelling at Usha over the dinner table in a restaurant is deeply triggering.
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Bennie says “GOOD MORNAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHGGHHHHGGHHGGHHH”
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Finished reading Wuthering Heights last night, and if I may, WHAT THE FUCK.
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I have a stack of these now and I look forward to pulling them out of storage when I’m 90 and my memory is shot and being like “wow shit was weird back then”
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December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reposted by Katie Sisneros, PhD
The fact that we have super wealthy and extremely stupid people trying to set themselves up as new nobles has made historical nobility, which I only know from books, far more real to me. These people were not smart, they did not rule well, and rigid hierarchies of domination are very bad.
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Vulcans can’t get here soon enough.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Was the stranger things writing always this abysmal? Do they think we’ve all gotten a lot stupider?
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Before anyone else asks yes I got my tickets to see @alyankovic.bsky.social at the state fair, thank you for your concern.

(No but really, I love how many people text me about the latest Weird Al Something Or Other.)
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ok I’m done decorating for the holidays.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The 9 pm hour song in Animal Crossing: New Leaf sounds like a Squeeze song. I will not be elaborating further.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’m only about 100 pages in but I can already tell Foucault’s Pendulum is going to be one of my favorite novels I’ve ever read.
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What the fuck is the source of the marketing data for all these dickhead lawyers and massage therapists and doctors who are suddenly sending Tim ads in the mail after his car accident? Makes me furious.
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Happy Halloween from my doofy little Animal Crossing island!
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I subscribe to @wired.com and yet I cannot scroll more than a couple of paragraphs in an article without it loading more ads, throwing off my spot in the article entirely, then getting so overworked loading ads it crashes to a “can’t open this page” error.

Enshittification.
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Is there an official Reddit account on bsky? I’ve been shadowbanned on Reddit since July and it is getting REALLY ANNOYING.
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m 2/2 this year on the zeitgeist doing some classic gothic horror novels dirty with adaptations. Not only is it clear Frankenstein got shafted but The Phantom of the Opera novel is SO FUNNY!
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’ve been tasked with officiating a very important wedding, non-religious, I welcome your advice and resources! (Already got ordained w/ the ULC.)
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If “foetid” and “ichor” are in your horror novel’s vocabulary then hot diggity that’s gonna be right up my alley!
October 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just a friendly reminder I love Halloween and spooky season but if you jump scare me on purpose I will slap you in the face, start crying, and never speak to you again.
October 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Got a real cuddle puddle going on over here.
October 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We put in ten miles walking around Manhattan, through Chinatown and over the bridge into Brooklyn and BOY. ARE. MY. DOGS. BARKING.
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM