Kate The Weirdo
@katetheweirdo.bsky.social
Your favorite TransFem hopeless (a)romantic professional yapper (that can technically can 3d model)
((NO LONGER)Posts once In a blue moon)
She/They
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Why is unironically not a real word on my phone, I’m supposed to be the one spreading misinformation
If you can’t tell I like the “call me __ the way I be ____(-ing)” but it’s either that or “she ___ on my ___ till I ____” so I’m kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
If you can’t tell I like the “call me __ the way I be ____(-ing)” but it’s either that or “she ___ on my ___ till I ____” so I’m kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place
Call me a creep the way I be a weirdo…
Call me a creep the way I don’t belong here
Call me a creep the way I don’t belong here
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Call me a creep the way I be a weirdo…
Call me a creep the way I don’t belong here
Call me a creep the way I don’t belong here
Call me a netherite hoe the way I’m kinda useless but impossible to get rid of unless you throw me into a cactus
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Call me a netherite hoe the way I’m kinda useless but impossible to get rid of unless you throw me into a cactus
Call us friends with benefits the way I got dental insurance
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Call us friends with benefits the way I got dental insurance
Gonna start shit-posting because I’ve gotten really funny in the last couple of weeks
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Gonna start shit-posting because I’ve gotten really funny in the last couple of weeks
oh boy guys, you'll never guess who I'm voting for
January 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
oh boy guys, you'll never guess who I'm voting for
Would post more but deadlock update soooooo idk, come back to me in a week and 500hrs more playtime
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Would post more but deadlock update soooooo idk, come back to me in a week and 500hrs more playtime
discord why must you have a 2000 character limit, I just want to send ominous messages but here you are ruining the fun
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
discord why must you have a 2000 character limit, I just want to send ominous messages but here you are ruining the fun
If you thought this one was bad you wouldn’t have wanted to hear my reaction to *me* saying “that rules” after finding my lost ruler
Once my friend was eating some fruits so I asked them if they liked apples or oranges mores and after they responded I said that I didn’t think they’d be able to answer because “that’s like comparing apples to oranges” this joke made me die laughing obnoxiously at 7:30 in the morning multiple times
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
If you thought this one was bad you wouldn’t have wanted to hear my reaction to *me* saying “that rules” after finding my lost ruler
My sense of comedy sucks it’s just a million puns (totally unrelated to the last post)
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
My sense of comedy sucks it’s just a million puns (totally unrelated to the last post)
Once my friend was eating some fruits so I asked them if they liked apples or oranges mores and after they responded I said that I didn’t think they’d be able to answer because “that’s like comparing apples to oranges” this joke made me die laughing obnoxiously at 7:30 in the morning multiple times
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Once my friend was eating some fruits so I asked them if they liked apples or oranges mores and after they responded I said that I didn’t think they’d be able to answer because “that’s like comparing apples to oranges” this joke made me die laughing obnoxiously at 7:30 in the morning multiple times
I want to post a bad joke but it goes over the character limit so either I have to put the punchline into the comments just to edge people on or I have to shorten it to the point where it doesn't make sense
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I want to post a bad joke but it goes over the character limit so either I have to put the punchline into the comments just to edge people on or I have to shorten it to the point where it doesn't make sense
They call me hytale the way I be a furry and over 6 foot
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
They call me hytale the way I be a furry and over 6 foot
If a child who can’t say their r’s had a difficult and strange question about a small whittler would they say “I have a willy weird widdle of a willy wittle whittle(r)”
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
If a child who can’t say their r’s had a difficult and strange question about a small whittler would they say “I have a willy weird widdle of a willy wittle whittle(r)”
That feeling when there’s only one bread but you need to bread for a sandwich so you have to sit in sadness (or make a half sandwich but who likes those)
January 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
That feeling when there’s only one bread but you need to bread for a sandwich so you have to sit in sadness (or make a half sandwich but who likes those)
oh yeah happy new year, I would have made a post about it but wanted to start the year off with a (self proclaimed) banger
what if instead of the Epstein files it was the Einstein files and it was e=mc^2 over and over again for hundreds of pages
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
oh yeah happy new year, I would have made a post about it but wanted to start the year off with a (self proclaimed) banger
what if instead of the Epstein files it was the Einstein files and it was e=mc^2 over and over again for hundreds of pages
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
what if instead of the Epstein files it was the Einstein files and it was e=mc^2 over and over again for hundreds of pages
Hypothetically would it be more dangerous to drink drive or pedal faster than the speed limit on the highway on a bike
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hypothetically would it be more dangerous to drink drive or pedal faster than the speed limit on the highway on a bike
Going to sleep at a reasonable time vs another game of deadlock… decisions decisions decisions
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Going to sleep at a reasonable time vs another game of deadlock… decisions decisions decisions
forgor to actually post this (not that anyone SHOULD really care) but I Got This Done On Christmas Day sooooo that really just show's my priorities for the holiday season
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
forgor to actually post this (not that anyone SHOULD really care) but I Got This Done On Christmas Day sooooo that really just show's my priorities for the holiday season
Bro what is even happening here. Yep the weather is made by the government with their 5g towers, no way any god intended for this to happen
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Bro what is even happening here. Yep the weather is made by the government with their 5g towers, no way any god intended for this to happen
AUGGGHH my forearm is going to be so buff (for non-distinct reasons)
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
AUGGGHH my forearm is going to be so buff (for non-distinct reasons)
A christmas carol but instead of learning a lesson scrooge just thinks the chains are metal af and becomes a worse person
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A christmas carol but instead of learning a lesson scrooge just thinks the chains are metal af and becomes a worse person
uhhhh holy peak??
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
The Transatlantics - YouTube
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
uhhhh holy peak??
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
ok so after way too long I think I have finally standardized all of my social media accounts to this :D (please do not look for me because this is literally the only social media I post on lol BUT youtube is not completely out of the question... fuck I cant really change the youtube channel name rn)
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
ok so after way too long I think I have finally standardized all of my social media accounts to this :D (please do not look for me because this is literally the only social media I post on lol BUT youtube is not completely out of the question... fuck I cant really change the youtube channel name rn)