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Kate the Cryptid
@katethecryptid.bsky.social
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Cryptic queen, she/they, certified btggf ❤️

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katethecryptid.bsky.social
God forbid a girl want to be eldritch and ethereal
August 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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A cryptid has been spotted on your feed! What items are you using to lure me out of hiding?
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#goth #alternative #grunge #piercings #dyedhair
March 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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fochti.bsky.social
rapidly alternating between commenting on one of the largest global superpowers speedruning pre-war germany and posting silly jokes to vomit out serotonin molecules until i start to vibrate and clip through the floor
January 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
All cosmetic procedures and plastic surgeries are gender affirming care. Your breast aug, your lash extensions, your Juviderm, your botox. These procedures are to make people appear more feminine or more masculine. How hypothetical to affirm your gender and restrict access for others to do the same.
January 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I show up to a first date like this, we smoochin or nawh???

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October 13, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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I could have been aborted but noooo. Now I have to witness the downfall of democracy
January 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Seasoned sexworkers watching TikTokers lose their shit over being deplatformed.
"First time, huh?" Meme
January 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
Why are we calling it the tiktok ban and not RIPtok
January 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
So is there live fyp streams yet or???
January 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Good morning 💞 how do you like your tea? Maybe some coffee??

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October 16, 2023 at 4:56 PM
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Lazy day but my hair looks so good for no reason? Rude honestly

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January 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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What I love about being a digital floozie is this 99 cent curtain, folded in half, is absolutely passable for clothing ✨️

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October 15, 2023 at 7:52 PM
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I just wanna be your favorite ❤️
October 9, 2023 at 11:09 PM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
Well, I just got laid off. I have no idea what I'm going to do with myself
December 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
I went offline for awhile, picked a great day to come back. Thoughts and deductibles 💞✨️
December 4, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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hey buy my porn so i can feed my family + pay rent xoxox
January 22, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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theblossombratt.bsky.social
three things i know a lot about: makeup, cats, sucking dick
November 25, 2023 at 8:53 PM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
This is how I know I was raised by the internet
November 18, 2023 at 12:24 AM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
My roman empire is Jonathan Coulton🫡
November 18, 2023 at 12:08 AM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
Goth thots 🤝 layering fishnet, lace, and mesh

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October 21, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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The way I need to get off my butt and film some things today and I just can n o t 🫠
October 21, 2023 at 7:40 PM
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frecksandframes.fans
thick thick thursday
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Selfie of iris, a chubby white femme with long red hair, wearing high waisted leggings and a blue tshirt. The leggings are tight and accentuate the curve of thighs meeting belly, and the shape of Iris’s hip is highlighted against a white backdrop. they’re pulling their shirt back to show off their chubby waist. selfie of iris in the same outfit, this time turned to the side and looking down at the camera. the angle highlights the size and shape of their butt and thighs. red hair hangs down iris’s back, touching their butt
October 19, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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me horny: disgusting, filthy, bodily fluids are so hot

me not horny: hand-washing is good and please don’t leave dead skin cells in my sink thanks
October 16, 2023 at 1:29 PM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
Good morning 💞 how do you like your tea? Maybe some coffee??

🧡🖤👻🖤🧡

C: $katethecryptid
🔗 katethecryptid.carrd.co
October 16, 2023 at 4:56 PM
katethecryptid.bsky.social
What I love about being a digital floozie is this 99 cent curtain, folded in half, is absolutely passable for clothing ✨️

🧡🖤👻🖤🧡

C: $katethecryptid
🔗 katethecryptid.carrd.co
October 15, 2023 at 7:52 PM