Katie
@katelizaburke.bsky.social
30-something cat mom
do-er of all things at bykatieburke.com
loves a good acronym, a fun bevvie + curse words
‘lil rhody
do-er of all things at bykatieburke.com
loves a good acronym, a fun bevvie + curse words
‘lil rhody
“Alexa, play ‘Oops, I Did It Again’ by Britney Spears” 🙃
rule book? never met her. ✌🏼
sometimes you’ve got to toss the rules that don’t fit. i’m doing just that, again—and something fresh is coming.
stay tuned. 🎱
want in early? check out bykatieburke.com for all the deets. ✨
#bykatieburke #events #strategy #marketing #communications
sometimes you’ve got to toss the rules that don’t fit. i’m doing just that, again—and something fresh is coming.
stay tuned. 🎱
want in early? check out bykatieburke.com for all the deets. ✨
#bykatieburke #events #strategy #marketing #communications
August 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Alexa, play ‘Oops, I Did It Again’ by Britney Spears” 🙃
Being a pet parent is like 80% cute, cuddly, and fun; and 20% absolutely not.
July 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Being a pet parent is like 80% cute, cuddly, and fun; and 20% absolutely not.
No one ever warned me that I would be rejected from so many opportunities for being “overqualified.”
July 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
No one ever warned me that I would be rejected from so many opportunities for being “overqualified.”
Sporks are so underrated. They should be included in cutlery sets.
June 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sporks are so underrated. They should be included in cutlery sets.
over: it all, big time
June 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
over: it all, big time
Does anyone want to join me on spiraling all the way out, or are y’all good?
June 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Does anyone want to join me on spiraling all the way out, or are y’all good?
If my phone is on do not disturb, do I still get my nuclear bomb warning or nah?
June 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If my phone is on do not disturb, do I still get my nuclear bomb warning or nah?
me 🤝 another glass jar that I can’t get rid of because I *might* be able to reuse it for something
June 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
me 🤝 another glass jar that I can’t get rid of because I *might* be able to reuse it for something
Sandwiches (of all kinds) are the best.
June 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Sandwiches (of all kinds) are the best.
It shouldn’t take a sob story, a résumé, or a uniform for #immigrants to be treated like human beings.
June 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It shouldn’t take a sob story, a résumé, or a uniform for #immigrants to be treated like human beings.
Keep paying attention.
Keep voicing your outrage.
Keep showing up peacefully.
Keep choosing the bear.
Keep exposing their lies.
Keep honoring humanity.
Keep fighting the good fight.
Because it’s all we—the world—have right now.
Keep voicing your outrage.
Keep showing up peacefully.
Keep choosing the bear.
Keep exposing their lies.
Keep honoring humanity.
Keep fighting the good fight.
Because it’s all we—the world—have right now.
June 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Keep paying attention.
Keep voicing your outrage.
Keep showing up peacefully.
Keep choosing the bear.
Keep exposing their lies.
Keep honoring humanity.
Keep fighting the good fight.
Because it’s all we—the world—have right now.
Keep voicing your outrage.
Keep showing up peacefully.
Keep choosing the bear.
Keep exposing their lies.
Keep honoring humanity.
Keep fighting the good fight.
Because it’s all we—the world—have right now.
Sometimes you adult too hard all day and end up with mac+cheese for dinner because that’s all you have the energy for.
March 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sometimes you adult too hard all day and end up with mac+cheese for dinner because that’s all you have the energy for.
One of my longest (and most cherished) relationships is the one with my nail salon.
March 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
One of my longest (and most cherished) relationships is the one with my nail salon.
Eldest daughters really should be put in charge of everything.
March 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Eldest daughters really should be put in charge of everything.
My Wednesday has been particularly productive—both when it comes to checking things off my to do list and yapping on the internet.
Happy to finish it with a cold glass of my favorite sauv blanc + cat snugs. Cheers to surviving another day, friends. 🫶🏼
Happy to finish it with a cold glass of my favorite sauv blanc + cat snugs. Cheers to surviving another day, friends. 🫶🏼
March 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My Wednesday has been particularly productive—both when it comes to checking things off my to do list and yapping on the internet.
Happy to finish it with a cold glass of my favorite sauv blanc + cat snugs. Cheers to surviving another day, friends. 🫶🏼
Happy to finish it with a cold glass of my favorite sauv blanc + cat snugs. Cheers to surviving another day, friends. 🫶🏼
My therapist and I have an agreement that even though she may not respond to every one, she welcomes/encourages me word vomiting emails to her about anything, whenever between appointments.
March 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My therapist and I have an agreement that even though she may not respond to every one, she welcomes/encourages me word vomiting emails to her about anything, whenever between appointments.
I just moved my spin bike downstairs to the basement in one piece on my own, and now I feel like the fucking hulk. 😎
March 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I just moved my spin bike downstairs to the basement in one piece on my own, and now I feel like the fucking hulk. 😎
Any time my eye wants to stop twitching, that would be great.
March 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Any time my eye wants to stop twitching, that would be great.
Good morning to everyone except people outraged by anyone other than rich white people owning #LeCreuset.
Spoiler alert: The problem isn’t the cookware—it’s your thinly veiled resentment. Your racial gatekeeping is showing in real-time.
Spoiler alert: The problem isn’t the cookware—it’s your thinly veiled resentment. Your racial gatekeeping is showing in real-time.
March 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Good morning to everyone except people outraged by anyone other than rich white people owning #LeCreuset.
Spoiler alert: The problem isn’t the cookware—it’s your thinly veiled resentment. Your racial gatekeeping is showing in real-time.
Spoiler alert: The problem isn’t the cookware—it’s your thinly veiled resentment. Your racial gatekeeping is showing in real-time.
The limit of types of hot sauce to keep in house does not exist. They all serve a specific and different purpose.
March 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The limit of types of hot sauce to keep in house does not exist. They all serve a specific and different purpose.
Good morning to everyone except those who think gutting the #DepartmentOfEducation is the key to a stronger, smarter, or *greater* #America.
Spoiler alert: there’s a reason they’d rather keep you uninformed than educated.
Spoiler alert: there’s a reason they’d rather keep you uninformed than educated.
March 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Good morning to everyone except those who think gutting the #DepartmentOfEducation is the key to a stronger, smarter, or *greater* #America.
Spoiler alert: there’s a reason they’d rather keep you uninformed than educated.
Spoiler alert: there’s a reason they’d rather keep you uninformed than educated.