katie
@katefeetie.bsky.social
yo yo yo my name is katie and i'm here to say,
what a joy it is to transition from “baseball hat to hide my dirty hair” season to “beanie to hide my dirty hair” season 🍂
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
what a joy it is to transition from “baseball hat to hide my dirty hair” season to “beanie to hide my dirty hair” season 🍂
I’ll also be releasing a Hamnet this Thanksgiving
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’ll also be releasing a Hamnet this Thanksgiving
me learning that buying the big block of cheese and shredding it by hand actually does make the pizza significantly better than using pre-shredded cheese: fuck. FUCK
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
me learning that buying the big block of cheese and shredding it by hand actually does make the pizza significantly better than using pre-shredded cheese: fuck. FUCK
I love New York and I’m sorry for all the stuff I said when the G train was delayed
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I love New York and I’m sorry for all the stuff I said when the G train was delayed
if you are in line to eat your body weight in lamb shawarma at a halal cart STAY IN LINE!!! it’s really good
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if you are in line to eat your body weight in lamb shawarma at a halal cart STAY IN LINE!!! it’s really good
got a shout-out in the husband's movie review substack (imo every review should be about me) subscribe here: substack.com/@saltycinema
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
got a shout-out in the husband's movie review substack (imo every review should be about me) subscribe here: substack.com/@saltycinema
frizzy girls on the subway for zohran
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
frizzy girls on the subway for zohran
an Election Day full of good news
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
an Election Day full of good news
answered the door to some Zohran canvassers and got to tell them that my husband wasn’t home because he was also out canvassing for Zohran ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
answered the door to some Zohran canvassers and got to tell them that my husband wasn’t home because he was also out canvassing for Zohran ❤️
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
look at the fans behind home plate. this is why we don’t allow Canadians to have guns.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
look at the fans behind home plate. this is why we don’t allow Canadians to have guns.
Miguel Rojas I’m sorry I said than Van Cleef necklaces are only for country club stepmoms and the meanest rich girl at a southern Baptist college
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Miguel Rojas I’m sorry I said than Van Cleef necklaces are only for country club stepmoms and the meanest rich girl at a southern Baptist college
fun baseball fact: at 41 years old, Max Scherzer is the oldest man who has ever lived
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
fun baseball fact: at 41 years old, Max Scherzer is the oldest man who has ever lived
me: does it increase your enjoyment of The Simpsons when I recite every line along with the show
husband [quietly]: yes dear
husband [quietly]: yes dear
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
me: does it increase your enjoyment of The Simpsons when I recite every line along with the show
husband [quietly]: yes dear
husband [quietly]: yes dear
the game last night went on for so long that I actually learned some of the rules of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the game last night went on for so long that I actually learned some of the rules of baseball
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baseball is the best sport cause you see a new great butt every minute
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
baseball is the best sport cause you see a new great butt every minute
I have some great ideas for how the blue jays can still win this. for example, have they considered hiring Shohei Ohtani
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I have some great ideas for how the blue jays can still win this. for example, have they considered hiring Shohei Ohtani
yes daily movement and reading books and socializing have health benefits, but scrolling phone in bed has something even better: scrolling phone in bed
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
yes daily movement and reading books and socializing have health benefits, but scrolling phone in bed has something even better: scrolling phone in bed
see, if I stay awake for the $2 worth of soda and $3 worth of snacks on my $400 flight, then the flight only REALLY cost $395
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
see, if I stay awake for the $2 worth of soda and $3 worth of snacks on my $400 flight, then the flight only REALLY cost $395
LA is not a city, it’s 8 million cars in a trench coat
October 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
LA is not a city, it’s 8 million cars in a trench coat
fun bit you can use: no matter what your gate is at the airport, say “just like my bra size!” 68A? 34D? 12F? “just like my bra size!” that’s a little freebie for ya
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
fun bit you can use: no matter what your gate is at the airport, say “just like my bra size!” 68A? 34D? 12F? “just like my bra size!” that’s a little freebie for ya
me: [cracks open a fantasy book for the first time in 20 years]
the book: here is a map of the 17 feifdoms! first, a prologue message from the Head Thoobeedoo Of Thoraxicon
me: [sighs so deeply I can feel my own thoraxicon]
the book: here is a map of the 17 feifdoms! first, a prologue message from the Head Thoobeedoo Of Thoraxicon
me: [sighs so deeply I can feel my own thoraxicon]
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
me: [cracks open a fantasy book for the first time in 20 years]
the book: here is a map of the 17 feifdoms! first, a prologue message from the Head Thoobeedoo Of Thoraxicon
me: [sighs so deeply I can feel my own thoraxicon]
the book: here is a map of the 17 feifdoms! first, a prologue message from the Head Thoobeedoo Of Thoraxicon
me: [sighs so deeply I can feel my own thoraxicon]
very weird to have the Dune soundtrack stuck in my head. I’ll be sitting here thinking wow, what a nice little silence and then BWWWWOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGG
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
very weird to have the Dune soundtrack stuck in my head. I’ll be sitting here thinking wow, what a nice little silence and then BWWWWOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGG