Kasey Bailes
@kaseynbailes.bsky.social
I may or may not be the Flatwoods Monster.
"every email should have a Muppet movie"
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
"every email should have a Muppet movie"
You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
—Evelyn Waugh
Sir, you and me both 😅😅😅
—Evelyn Waugh
Sir, you and me both 😅😅😅
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
—Evelyn Waugh
Sir, you and me both 😅😅😅
—Evelyn Waugh
Sir, you and me both 😅😅😅
"Do you ever think you like Drunk History so much because everything you say sounds like the show? You have the same cadence, the same anger, the same depth of knowledge, and the same inability to articulate it."
- Dear Husband 😅😅💀
- Dear Husband 😅😅💀
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"Do you ever think you like Drunk History so much because everything you say sounds like the show? You have the same cadence, the same anger, the same depth of knowledge, and the same inability to articulate it."
- Dear Husband 😅😅💀
- Dear Husband 😅😅💀
My 12 year old's latest thing is to "love" Lord Byron—just to spite me.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My 12 year old's latest thing is to "love" Lord Byron—just to spite me.
Current reads: Gulliver's Travels (with @catherineproject.bsky.social) and another @rbratten.bsky.social entry 📚
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Current reads: Gulliver's Travels (with @catherineproject.bsky.social) and another @rbratten.bsky.social entry 📚
The Cosmos According to Alice
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Cosmos According to Alice
Watching Futurama with the girls and we're at the Jurassic Bark episode
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Watching Futurama with the girls and we're at the Jurassic Bark episode
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
“The only punishment capable of punishing Hitler, and deterring little boys thirsting for greatness in coming centuries from following his example is such a total transformation of the meaning attached to greatness that he should thereby be excluded from it.” -Simone Weil, 1943
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“The only punishment capable of punishing Hitler, and deterring little boys thirsting for greatness in coming centuries from following his example is such a total transformation of the meaning attached to greatness that he should thereby be excluded from it.” -Simone Weil, 1943
Right now I'm suffering the dumbest injury to have ever happened to me—I was slam dancing too hard to the Yes Minister theme song and strained a neck muscle.
I'm not making this up 😅😅🫠
youtu.be/zdzJdGkpSug?...
I'm not making this up 😅😅🫠
youtu.be/zdzJdGkpSug?...
Yes Minister - Intro
YouTube video by Griexxt
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Right now I'm suffering the dumbest injury to have ever happened to me—I was slam dancing too hard to the Yes Minister theme song and strained a neck muscle.
I'm not making this up 😅😅🫠
youtu.be/zdzJdGkpSug?...
I'm not making this up 😅😅🫠
youtu.be/zdzJdGkpSug?...
Are you thinking a lot about the Edmund Fitzgerald this week or are you normal?
#50thanniversary #mightyfitz
youtu.be/Um1PCCkyYHE?...
#50thanniversary #mightyfitz
youtu.be/Um1PCCkyYHE?...
Home Free - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
YouTube video by Home Free
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Are you thinking a lot about the Edmund Fitzgerald this week or are you normal?
#50thanniversary #mightyfitz
youtu.be/Um1PCCkyYHE?...
#50thanniversary #mightyfitz
youtu.be/Um1PCCkyYHE?...
This song is never .ever. leaving my head.
Also, I should not be driving this car...
youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M?...
Also, I should not be driving this car...
youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M?...
UNIVORE - Champagne Taste
YouTube video by UNIVORE
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This song is never .ever. leaving my head.
Also, I should not be driving this car...
youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M?...
Also, I should not be driving this car...
youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M?...
Hey, everybody 🎃
Tesla made this. I don't know what it is, but I think she crafted it well. Also, I am really surprised it fit on my head, given how big and inflated mine always is 😉💁♀️
Tesla made this. I don't know what it is, but I think she crafted it well. Also, I am really surprised it fit on my head, given how big and inflated mine always is 😉💁♀️
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hey, everybody 🎃
Tesla made this. I don't know what it is, but I think she crafted it well. Also, I am really surprised it fit on my head, given how big and inflated mine always is 😉💁♀️
Tesla made this. I don't know what it is, but I think she crafted it well. Also, I am really surprised it fit on my head, given how big and inflated mine always is 😉💁♀️
Some of you haven't had tuberculosis, and it shows.
September 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of you haven't had tuberculosis, and it shows.
I don't know what it is about how I raised my kids, but they were totes fine with Watership Down 😅
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September 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I don't know what it is about how I raised my kids, but they were totes fine with Watership Down 😅
🐇
🐇
"We are holding our own..."
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"We are holding our own..."
September 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Okay, I have nothing on this guy 😳
September 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Okay, I have nothing on this guy 😳
September 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I tend to be all over the place with my reading; latest from thriftbooks order...
September 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I tend to be all over the place with my reading; latest from thriftbooks order...
I really need to get one of those old people jitterbug flip phones or something, not even kidding...I'm tired.
September 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I really need to get one of those old people jitterbug flip phones or something, not even kidding...I'm tired.
Damn. Maybe one day I'll get past that. For now, everything can stay hidden away in my 1779 notes...
September 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Damn. Maybe one day I'll get past that. For now, everything can stay hidden away in my 1779 notes...