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karla
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maybe i will make you laugh

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my boyfriend got me the bally bet casino app jingle lyrics for my birthday 😭😭
September 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
don’t tell my boyfriend but i used his printer
July 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
would they let me have binoculars on love island?
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
thinking about my boyfriend’s cannoli (not what you think)
June 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
sometimes if i don’t want to use a hand dryer (germs) i just use my hair to dry my hands after washing them
June 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i always let my cat sniff the inside of my mouth. it’s the polite thing to do
June 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
why don’t they make fun flavored walnuts? asking for a friend
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
thinking of trying super size me but with croissants
June 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
things my partner thinks are happening while i’m at the NIH:

- my hotel is the x-men mansion
- everyone in my hotel is in the league of x-men
- i am getting tested like 50cent in his “in da club” music video

honestly if everyone saw disability this way things would probably be better
June 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
in the summer i turn european. siestas during the hottest part of the day. other times of year i still siesta but it’s not european
June 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
anyone else’s hips hurt?
May 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
alex g is my roman empire
May 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i wish i could remember what it felt like to not have pain every second that i am awake
May 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
me? i’m always thinking about chips
May 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
nothing makes me feel more alive than listening to dance music with headphones on
May 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
just found a dead moth in my hair
May 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
dudes are so dudes and that really annoys me a lot of the time
May 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
just heard pink pony club for the first time ever
May 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i love laughing
May 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
alanis morrisette? more like alanis more upset am i right?
May 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
no i don’t have things to do i just want to go to bed at 8pm
May 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
my stepmom keeps saying “swifter” instead of “swiffer”
April 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
my stepmom put her bag of kettle cooked chips in the refrigerator
April 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i wonder if my hiccups will end by the time i’m taken off hold
April 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
time to watch conclave
April 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM