karla
@karlamaria.bsky.social
maybe i will make you laugh
views are my own and mine alone
views are my own and mine alone
my boyfriend got me the bally bet casino app jingle lyrics for my birthday 😭😭
September 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
my boyfriend got me the bally bet casino app jingle lyrics for my birthday 😭😭
don’t tell my boyfriend but i used his printer
July 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
don’t tell my boyfriend but i used his printer
would they let me have binoculars on love island?
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
would they let me have binoculars on love island?
thinking about my boyfriend’s cannoli (not what you think)
June 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
thinking about my boyfriend’s cannoli (not what you think)
sometimes if i don’t want to use a hand dryer (germs) i just use my hair to dry my hands after washing them
June 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
sometimes if i don’t want to use a hand dryer (germs) i just use my hair to dry my hands after washing them
i always let my cat sniff the inside of my mouth. it’s the polite thing to do
June 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i always let my cat sniff the inside of my mouth. it’s the polite thing to do
why don’t they make fun flavored walnuts? asking for a friend
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
why don’t they make fun flavored walnuts? asking for a friend
thinking of trying super size me but with croissants
June 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
thinking of trying super size me but with croissants
things my partner thinks are happening while i’m at the NIH:
- my hotel is the x-men mansion
- everyone in my hotel is in the league of x-men
- i am getting tested like 50cent in his “in da club” music video
honestly if everyone saw disability this way things would probably be better
- my hotel is the x-men mansion
- everyone in my hotel is in the league of x-men
- i am getting tested like 50cent in his “in da club” music video
honestly if everyone saw disability this way things would probably be better
June 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
things my partner thinks are happening while i’m at the NIH:
- my hotel is the x-men mansion
- everyone in my hotel is in the league of x-men
- i am getting tested like 50cent in his “in da club” music video
honestly if everyone saw disability this way things would probably be better
- my hotel is the x-men mansion
- everyone in my hotel is in the league of x-men
- i am getting tested like 50cent in his “in da club” music video
honestly if everyone saw disability this way things would probably be better
in the summer i turn european. siestas during the hottest part of the day. other times of year i still siesta but it’s not european
June 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
in the summer i turn european. siestas during the hottest part of the day. other times of year i still siesta but it’s not european
anyone else’s hips hurt?
May 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
anyone else’s hips hurt?
alex g is my roman empire
May 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
alex g is my roman empire
i wish i could remember what it felt like to not have pain every second that i am awake
May 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i wish i could remember what it felt like to not have pain every second that i am awake
me? i’m always thinking about chips
May 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
me? i’m always thinking about chips
nothing makes me feel more alive than listening to dance music with headphones on
May 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
nothing makes me feel more alive than listening to dance music with headphones on
just found a dead moth in my hair
May 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
just found a dead moth in my hair
dudes are so dudes and that really annoys me a lot of the time
May 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
dudes are so dudes and that really annoys me a lot of the time
just heard pink pony club for the first time ever
May 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
just heard pink pony club for the first time ever
alanis morrisette? more like alanis more upset am i right?
May 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
alanis morrisette? more like alanis more upset am i right?
no i don’t have things to do i just want to go to bed at 8pm
May 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
no i don’t have things to do i just want to go to bed at 8pm
my stepmom keeps saying “swifter” instead of “swiffer”
April 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
my stepmom keeps saying “swifter” instead of “swiffer”
my stepmom put her bag of kettle cooked chips in the refrigerator
April 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
my stepmom put her bag of kettle cooked chips in the refrigerator
i wonder if my hiccups will end by the time i’m taken off hold
April 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i wonder if my hiccups will end by the time i’m taken off hold
time to watch conclave
April 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
time to watch conclave