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A Karen
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Hermit. Crab. Figuring out what to do if/when I grow up.
July 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
July 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I found a mysterious note I wrote to myself on a whiteboard. I *think* it says, “becheese.” I had no idea that was a verb. #grammar
June 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Brooch? maybe it isn’t done… #embroidery #crafty
May 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reflection of my disco balls in my disco ball watchband. #crafty
May 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Just found a 1956 Two Shilling coin on my back floorboard. ???
May 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
May 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
April 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
April 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
April 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Chicken crown.
#crafty
April 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I am envious sometimes when I see toddler clothing. So I’m making a #dinosaur shirt. #crafty
April 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
April 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“In the long run, he’s right. But in the long run, we’re all dead.”

-Senator Kennedy (R-LA), who is half right, for once.
#Louisiana #USSenate
April 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
April 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
#HandsOff

they want us to pay their private companies to run the government instead of having everyone pay their fair share.
April 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I have an idea for the next step in my #career . I will become a #demure #pirate & stop all vessels to see what kind of #snacks they have. I shall be a trick or treater of the high seas.
April 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
April 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Guess who?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
April 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I have 38 #Pokémon. Not sure what I am supposed to do with the little bitches.
April 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Enumerating My Medications Upon Listening to the Violent Femmes

1, 1, 1 for my reflux and

1, 1, 1 for my bones and then

2, 2, 2 for my sadness and

2, 2, 2 for cholesterol,

3, 3, 3, for hypertension, that’s

9 for my everything, everything, everything.
March 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I accidentally got 2 flu shots this year. And I didn’t even die. It’s almost as if vaccinations are pretty safe.
March 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Just A Reminder: If you’re using thumbprint or facial recognition, you can be forced to hand over or open your phone. You can’t be forced to open your phone if you’re using a passcode. A passcode requires a search warrant.

The more you know…💫
March 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM