I need to lobotomize myself with alcohol tonight

I’m not sure why other guys always get so hung up on body count. Like my ex girlfriend had 9 abortions and it didn’t really bother me.

My wife just left me in mlb road to the show 24

You cannot escape.

I don’t think I could ever talk to a girl with a iud I’d be to scared she’d blow up

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

I’m down for reparations as long as it’s a pair of headphones

It’s kind of freeing being on here and having a small account again I can finally get back to schizo posting

I just saw a TikTok with a girl that some big tits and I think I’m gonna go jack off again

Is this thing on?