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Today is my birthday
Aggressively polite
Aggressively polite
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Sooner or later, law enforcement officers are going to have to decide whether they are loyal to Trump or loyal to the constitution.
A mortician would get fired for this
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A mortician would get fired for this
Teaching myself how to guffaw
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Teaching myself how to guffaw
Empathy is good actually
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Empathy is good actually
New restaurant concept: leaning over the kitchen sink
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
New restaurant concept: leaning over the kitchen sink
What's the word for when you and the worst person alive agree about something?
“Trump appears to want to revive the raucous comedies and action movies of the late 1980s to late 1990s. He’s passionate, for instance, about the 1988 Jean Claude Van Damme sports flick Bloodsport.”
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
What's the word for when you and the worst person alive agree about something?
I want to feel you from the inside
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I want to feel you from the inside
I still like Noam Chomsky. You can't trick me.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I still like Noam Chomsky. You can't trick me.
Occam's razor: Marjorie Taylor Greene went on sertraline
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Occam's razor: Marjorie Taylor Greene went on sertraline
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Cunnilingus — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Cunnilingus — effective January 5, 2026.
Da fuq?
Breaking news: The Trump administration is drafting an executive order that would direct the Justice Department to sue states that pass laws regulating artificial intelligence, according to a copy reviewed by The Post.
White House drafts order directing Justice Department to sue states that pass AI regulations
The draft order comes after Republicans in Congress failed to pass a federal ban on state AI regulation, as more lawmakers raise concerns about the technology.
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Da fuq?
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Joe Mazzulla was asked by a Sports Illustrated Kids reporter, who is a child, about how he pushes his players but keeps the game fun. His answer was incredible.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Joe Mazzulla was asked by a Sports Illustrated Kids reporter, who is a child, about how he pushes his players but keeps the game fun. His answer was incredible.
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It's important to note, as I have multiple times, that it's possible to be Jewish - as I am - and still condemn Israel for genocidal acts. In fact, the history of Judaism makes it clear Jews are obligated to speak out. Never again *means* never again. #zachor
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's important to note, as I have multiple times, that it's possible to be Jewish - as I am - and still condemn Israel for genocidal acts. In fact, the history of Judaism makes it clear Jews are obligated to speak out. Never again *means* never again. #zachor
Jesus: take this bread. I don't want to get full before the meal.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Jesus: take this bread. I don't want to get full before the meal.
The Jets do some slapstick comedy level dumb shit man
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Jets do some slapstick comedy level dumb shit man
Guess I'm keeping the beard for a while!
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Guess I'm keeping the beard for a while!
Larry Summers is a gross slug
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Larry Summers is a gross slug
I too am upset about the thing everyone is saying they are upset about, but also happy about the other thing everyone is celebrating #participating
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I too am upset about the thing everyone is saying they are upset about, but also happy about the other thing everyone is celebrating #participating
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We must Move Our Money, away from the forces of destruction aiding this regime & into our communities. From Thanksgiving to Cyber Monday, folks are collectively committing to avoid Target, Amazon and Home Depot. If this leaves you $ to spare, local food banks, shelters, & community groups need it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We must Move Our Money, away from the forces of destruction aiding this regime & into our communities. From Thanksgiving to Cyber Monday, folks are collectively committing to avoid Target, Amazon and Home Depot. If this leaves you $ to spare, local food banks, shelters, & community groups need it.
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Bibbity bobbity boo motherfuckers
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bibbity bobbity boo motherfuckers
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
What are we doing here folks? Commoditizing our friends and family? Capitalism will swallow humanity whole if we let it.
Column: With Thanksgiving coming up, you may have noticed online posts about whether it's okay to charge guests for dinner.
It's part of a larger trend that, depending on your point of view, is either a major breach of etiquette or simply pragmatic.
It's part of a larger trend that, depending on your point of view, is either a major breach of etiquette or simply pragmatic.
Column | I’m on a budget but I want to host Thanksgiving dinner. Can I charge guests?
The trend of transferring financial responsibility from the host to the guest is turning fellowship into a monetary affair.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
What are we doing here folks? Commoditizing our friends and family? Capitalism will swallow humanity whole if we let it.
Sprezzatura is a quantum concept. You can achieve it for as long as you don't know what it is. The moment you understand it, it is lost to you forever.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sprezzatura is a quantum concept. You can achieve it for as long as you don't know what it is. The moment you understand it, it is lost to you forever.