kaluka.bsky.social
@kaluka.bsky.social
went to the khyber pass and was able to pick up a bootleg excalibur some guy made in a hut
December 27, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I forgot how fuckin badass and cool it feels to work on topics you actually care about.

I'm entering another TF2 exhaustion phase and moving just a hair outside of the bubble feels great
December 19, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Shout out to @therobloxmar.bsky.social for making the craziest sfm blender ports.

Just found their work and they've already transformed any future titanfall videos I want to make
December 13, 2024 at 7:36 PM
If they announce titanfall 3 at the slop awards I'll stop throwing m80s at tour buses I swear
December 12, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Reposted
The Village (2024)
December 11, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I'm thinking of expanding out of TF2, by doing a video on each of these games

Are there any yall think I'm missing that deserve the Kaluka-Brand* seal of quality
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 PM
i have something to confess guys... i gave valve 4 cents for a killstreak reserve shooter... im the reason we're never getting the heavy update
December 3, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I downloaded this app on my phone so expect to see a lot more e-gruel from me here
November 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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apparently plants vs zombies from 2009 recently got turned into a free to play game on mobile with microtransactions and they took features away from the game to force you to buy them back and there's a guy on reddit trying to organize an armed assault on popcap's headquarters
November 30, 2024 at 9:19 AM
piss
November 29, 2024 at 7:44 AM
New video is making good progress, here's some sneak peeks for being an epic bluesky follower and TOTALLY not a sapient shrimp preying on the downfall of the landwalkers
November 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
@valvesoftware.com hey jackasses make video games IIIIII WANT okay!?!?!?
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
It's a genuine miracle that TF didn't die with Classic
November 14, 2024 at 3:40 AM
penis
November 13, 2024 at 8:56 PM
For anyone who watches longer, argumentative youtube videos:

How long do you give the uploader to get the real 'meat' of the argument before you bounce? 1 minute? 5? 33 nanoseconds?
November 6, 2024 at 7:50 PM
time wizard spoiled the election for me can't have shit in the forgotten kingdom of Lizeria
November 5, 2024 at 10:21 PM
This is basically a secret club for Kalukaoids at this point so have some esoteric assets from the new video that have since been removed from the new video
October 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
apparently you're supposed to specify your interests for the algo so here we go:

- Team Fortress 2
- Arena shooters
- Fighting games
- Youtube
- Dragon Hunting (im 13th gen senior hunter for Kaluka&Barrow)
- Yelling at redditors
- 3D Art
- Screaming
October 23, 2024 at 3:39 PM
we need a bot that replies with your latest gameplay to your TF2 weapon idea post
October 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
This place sucks how come looking up "Quake 3" doesn't bombard me with 45 ai generated sex game ads and undisguised political propaganda
October 18, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Team Fortress 2.
October 17, 2024 at 8:51 PM