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Kalira Seibert
@kaliraseibert.bsky.social
Living mannequin, scientist, the hot chick you dream about
Was just introduced to the fan theory that Gordon Freeman is nonverbal autistic.

I think what impresses me most about this theory is, if it is true, Gordon has an incredible friend group. Barney, Eli, Kleiner, they all include him in conversations even though he doesn't respond.

It's kinda cute.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Another trophy wife for Glitzune's collection
(wing-it for @kaisenso.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Meltaned [4/4]
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think my favorite relief station TFs are the ones that look barely human. Absolutely massive lips, tits, and ass, legs fused basically into a plinth. Absolute dehumanization.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Alrighty its time for the Sonic TF sale! All items listed here can be used on non sonic characters, though I will ultimately say I would prefer OC's or pre-existing characters from the franchise. Best way to contact me will be at my discord(which is treykun)

Excited to work on this!
#tfsky
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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a maidbot hurriedly makes its way through the halls of her mistress’s manor. she’s been given a lot of tasks to do, and her programming won’t let her take a break for even a second.

of course, she could never want to. her dedication to her mistress goes above all else, she must not let her down.
May 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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"[Systems online.]"

The message greeted you as it always does, as you awaken from the most recent session of routine maintenance. As you piece through the data from when you were offline, your partner enters your view.

"Welcome back sleepyhead! How 'bout you sit up for me, cutie," they said.
February 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Life isn’t easy in a cyberpunk setting. Even for a mass produced pleasure #drone. Or if you’ve been #transforned into a mass produced pleasure drone…
Walking around the city in pre-programmed paths. Never able to control yourself. Just a rentable joy ride for anyone who wants to use you.
#ASFR
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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part 3 of "I Accidentally On Purpose Kidnapped My HOT Coworker Using Mind Control"

#hypnovember
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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ふぃぎゃ(再)
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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•Alright, it's time to upload some quick doodles.
Let's start with Fei being Fei, and Jeanne being... a blow up dog toy.

(feat @astralantipode.bsky.social )
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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An FTM Staufication piece for @ptbutshhh.bsky.social
#tfsky
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Testing one of our latex balloon dog suits made with 0.8mm thick latex on the outside and 0.4mm on the inside. No vision. Breathing through a snorkel breathing tube.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Idea: A trap dungeon, but when a trap is triggered you draw from a deck of Magic: the Gathering cards that are all vaguely kink-related.

Maybe a separate deck of creatures/items for encounters, and possible results for Polymorph/Chaos Warp...
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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N̷a̶n̴i̷t̷e̷ ̸p̷i̴g̶m̵e̸n̴t̴a̸t̴i̴o̷n̷ ̶e̸r̸r̷o̵r̵,̸ ̶r̸e̵v̷e̶r̷t̸i̸n̸g̶ ̴t̴o̴ ̸d̸e̴f̸a̶u̴l̶t̶ ̶s̷h̵a̴p̶e̴

#SecondLife #SLPics #gynoid
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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That's Enough Lip Outta You
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The best thing about writing is the occasional ego trip. When I write, I bend reality to my will. I am a goddess. You are a statue. A lawn ornament. A dog. A figurine. I condense a million different realities into one of my choosing. You do nothing - you ARE nothing - until I decide otherwise.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Chromed [3/4]
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Okay so update: Neigh.

That is all.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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When The Glitzune becomes enamored with a truly glamorous soul she, will make the ultimate proposal. Anyone who agrees to become her trophy wife will live in glitz bliss forever.~✨
(Wing-it for Mamagobbastoppa
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Silly trend
#latex #latexart
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1hh1...

Remembering when this came out and everyone lost their fucking minds and did profile play (me included) and for a while like half the asfr community was just Cagliostro statues.
BECOME GOLD CAGLIOSTRO
YouTube video by Kuronomi-chan
m.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"And the scorpion replies, 'I am sorry, I couldn't help it, it is in my nature,'" Kalira mutters to herself as yet another potentially good date ends in petrification.

(This is probably not a good thing)
(I can't help it)
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Ah is so nice being a hare and j-

*Just a standee near a PokèCenter*~

#TFSky #ClancyBoyoTF

(This is actually inspired by another charmander standee tf.. but I dont remember the artist name qwq- if anyone does please write it!!)
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Incredible work 💜
On Nullvember, I became a null doll for Kalira

#ASFR #RubberDoll #DollTF #DroneTF #RubberDrone #SL #SecondLife
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM