Kalief, Aka Mr. Bluesky
@kalief.bsky.social
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"UNPRECEDENTED PIECE OF SHIT"
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Prince Bonesaw and President Bonespurs
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Prince Bonesaw and President Bonespurs
Trump blew Bill clinton and people are shocked Trump is gay..
Im just saying - there were signs -
like being obsessed with building a "ballroom" - The Gatsby-parties -
or the way he dances like hes jerking off 2 Bill Clintons at the same time..
Thats some gay top tier levels of gay..
Im just saying - there were signs -
like being obsessed with building a "ballroom" - The Gatsby-parties -
or the way he dances like hes jerking off 2 Bill Clintons at the same time..
Thats some gay top tier levels of gay..
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Trump blew Bill clinton and people are shocked Trump is gay..
Im just saying - there were signs -
like being obsessed with building a "ballroom" - The Gatsby-parties -
or the way he dances like hes jerking off 2 Bill Clintons at the same time..
Thats some gay top tier levels of gay..
Im just saying - there were signs -
like being obsessed with building a "ballroom" - The Gatsby-parties -
or the way he dances like hes jerking off 2 Bill Clintons at the same time..
Thats some gay top tier levels of gay..
Trump on "being to busy" to comment on the Epstein-files:
"I have a Country to run!"
Oh..? i thought you were busy golfing?
Donald Trump has golfed 72 days out of 300 days in 2025 (24.0% of the presidency spent golfing).
Est. cost to taxpayers for golf in 2025:
$100.800.000
"I have a Country to run!"
Oh..? i thought you were busy golfing?
Donald Trump has golfed 72 days out of 300 days in 2025 (24.0% of the presidency spent golfing).
Est. cost to taxpayers for golf in 2025:
$100.800.000
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Trump on "being to busy" to comment on the Epstein-files:
"I have a Country to run!"
Oh..? i thought you were busy golfing?
Donald Trump has golfed 72 days out of 300 days in 2025 (24.0% of the presidency spent golfing).
Est. cost to taxpayers for golf in 2025:
$100.800.000
"I have a Country to run!"
Oh..? i thought you were busy golfing?
Donald Trump has golfed 72 days out of 300 days in 2025 (24.0% of the presidency spent golfing).
Est. cost to taxpayers for golf in 2025:
$100.800.000
Govmnt is shut so Trump cant get money from congress to fund his supergay ballroom
Trump sues DOJ (himself)
Loses on purpose
Settles with himself for 240m $ in taxpayer money
Makes a "private donation" to build his supergay ballroom
So the taxpayer paid for it, even though the govmnt is shut. smort
Trump sues DOJ (himself)
Loses on purpose
Settles with himself for 240m $ in taxpayer money
Makes a "private donation" to build his supergay ballroom
So the taxpayer paid for it, even though the govmnt is shut. smort
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Govmnt is shut so Trump cant get money from congress to fund his supergay ballroom
Trump sues DOJ (himself)
Loses on purpose
Settles with himself for 240m $ in taxpayer money
Makes a "private donation" to build his supergay ballroom
So the taxpayer paid for it, even though the govmnt is shut. smort
Trump sues DOJ (himself)
Loses on purpose
Settles with himself for 240m $ in taxpayer money
Makes a "private donation" to build his supergay ballroom
So the taxpayer paid for it, even though the govmnt is shut. smort
@drnyheder.bsky.social
Hvor dårlig kan dansk journalistik blive...
I hidser en stemning op, men USA kan gøre det samme med F-35! Forskellen er, at Kina ikke har truet os med invasion af vores land...
Ligesom Huwei var et problem, mens vi allerede blev overvåget af USA.
www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...
Hvor dårlig kan dansk journalistik blive...
I hidser en stemning op, men USA kan gøre det samme med F-35! Forskellen er, at Kina ikke har truet os med invasion af vores land...
Ligesom Huwei var et problem, mens vi allerede blev overvåget af USA.
www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...
Busser kan kontrolleres fra Kina: 'Vi er alt for naive'
I Norge og Sverige har de allerede reageret - men i Danmark kører busserne stadig, selv om de kan styres fra Kina.
www.dr.dk
October 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
@drnyheder.bsky.social
Hvor dårlig kan dansk journalistik blive...
I hidser en stemning op, men USA kan gøre det samme med F-35! Forskellen er, at Kina ikke har truet os med invasion af vores land...
Ligesom Huwei var et problem, mens vi allerede blev overvåget af USA.
www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...
Hvor dårlig kan dansk journalistik blive...
I hidser en stemning op, men USA kan gøre det samme med F-35! Forskellen er, at Kina ikke har truet os med invasion af vores land...
Ligesom Huwei var et problem, mens vi allerede blev overvåget af USA.
www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...
Hey @merriam-webster.com - new word submission:
Omniimpotent (adj)
Able to predict everything that already happened
Possessing infinite confidence and zero foresight.
Origin: From omni- (all) + impotent (powerless)
Example: Trump the Omniimpotent foresaw 911 in 2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IZj...
Omniimpotent (adj)
Able to predict everything that already happened
Possessing infinite confidence and zero foresight.
Origin: From omni- (all) + impotent (powerless)
Example: Trump the Omniimpotent foresaw 911 in 2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IZj...
Trump Takes 'Credit' For Warning About Osama Bin Laden One Year Before 9/11 Terror Attacks
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Hey @merriam-webster.com - new word submission:
Omniimpotent (adj)
Able to predict everything that already happened
Possessing infinite confidence and zero foresight.
Origin: From omni- (all) + impotent (powerless)
Example: Trump the Omniimpotent foresaw 911 in 2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IZj...
Omniimpotent (adj)
Able to predict everything that already happened
Possessing infinite confidence and zero foresight.
Origin: From omni- (all) + impotent (powerless)
Example: Trump the Omniimpotent foresaw 911 in 2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IZj...
"PRESIDENT OF PEACE"
More like:
"UNPRECEDENTED PIECE OF SHIT"
More like:
"UNPRECEDENTED PIECE OF SHIT"
September 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"PRESIDENT OF PEACE"
More like:
"UNPRECEDENTED PIECE OF SHIT"
More like:
"UNPRECEDENTED PIECE OF SHIT"
Boss appriciation day 🤢🤮
August 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Boss appriciation day 🤢🤮
We need a complete reset.
At this point, I’m in favour of total nuclear holocaust.
At this point, I’m in favour of total nuclear holocaust.
August 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
We need a complete reset.
At this point, I’m in favour of total nuclear holocaust.
At this point, I’m in favour of total nuclear holocaust.
I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is: there is no good news.
The bad news is: there is no good news.
August 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is: there is no good news.
The bad news is: there is no good news.
The only ballroom fit for this clown
August 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The only ballroom fit for this clown
+10,000 titles banned by conservatives last year alone.
Meanwhile, the same people push the Bible into schools..
A book with genocide, rape, slavery, incest.
It was never about “protecting kids”.
It’s about controlling ideas.
Meanwhile, the same people push the Bible into schools..
A book with genocide, rape, slavery, incest.
It was never about “protecting kids”.
It’s about controlling ideas.
July 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
+10,000 titles banned by conservatives last year alone.
Meanwhile, the same people push the Bible into schools..
A book with genocide, rape, slavery, incest.
It was never about “protecting kids”.
It’s about controlling ideas.
Meanwhile, the same people push the Bible into schools..
A book with genocide, rape, slavery, incest.
It was never about “protecting kids”.
It’s about controlling ideas.
Theyre Not Like US!
July 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Theyre Not Like US!
A lot of Christians preach love on Sunday and cheer cruelty on Monday.
Remember, your place in Heaven isn’t guaranteed - just because you label yourself a Christian.
Access to Heaven is rented - rent due daily - and Heaven doesn’t accept conditional compassion as currency.
Remember, your place in Heaven isn’t guaranteed - just because you label yourself a Christian.
Access to Heaven is rented - rent due daily - and Heaven doesn’t accept conditional compassion as currency.
June 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
A lot of Christians preach love on Sunday and cheer cruelty on Monday.
Remember, your place in Heaven isn’t guaranteed - just because you label yourself a Christian.
Access to Heaven is rented - rent due daily - and Heaven doesn’t accept conditional compassion as currency.
Remember, your place in Heaven isn’t guaranteed - just because you label yourself a Christian.
Access to Heaven is rented - rent due daily - and Heaven doesn’t accept conditional compassion as currency.
Dear America,
Please remember this man this weekend
Please remember this man this weekend
June 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Dear America,
Please remember this man this weekend
Please remember this man this weekend
Nixon had Watergate,
Trump left the fucking taps open
Trump left the fucking taps open
May 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Nixon had Watergate,
Trump left the fucking taps open
Trump left the fucking taps open
🎶 TACO, TACO MAN! 🎶
Trump hates being the TACO MAN!
Bluffs and tweets, the markets swing,
While his friends cash out cha-ching!
He never planned to see it through,
It’s market rigging, plain and true.
Insiders reap, the public pays,
But the headlines just say “Trump delays.”
#TACOGATE #TACO
Trump hates being the TACO MAN!
Bluffs and tweets, the markets swing,
While his friends cash out cha-ching!
He never planned to see it through,
It’s market rigging, plain and true.
Insiders reap, the public pays,
But the headlines just say “Trump delays.”
#TACOGATE #TACO
May 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
De giver sig selv mere i løn og tidligere pension inde på borgen – stik imod Vederlagskommissionens anbefalinger fra 2014.
Alt imens vi andre dødelige skal arbejde længere.
Vi betaler dem !!MILIONER!! for at rage til sig, og give os dårligere vilkår.. Tror I, vi er idioter?
Alt imens vi andre dødelige skal arbejde længere.
Vi betaler dem !!MILIONER!! for at rage til sig, og give os dårligere vilkår.. Tror I, vi er idioter?
May 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
De giver sig selv mere i løn og tidligere pension inde på borgen – stik imod Vederlagskommissionens anbefalinger fra 2014.
Alt imens vi andre dødelige skal arbejde længere.
Vi betaler dem !!MILIONER!! for at rage til sig, og give os dårligere vilkår.. Tror I, vi er idioter?
Alt imens vi andre dødelige skal arbejde længere.
Vi betaler dem !!MILIONER!! for at rage til sig, og give os dårligere vilkår.. Tror I, vi er idioter?