Kal
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Kal
@kalfpl.bsky.social
Beer, banter and bad opinions 🍻

Love a bit of Football, Darts, Golf and Poker whilst I’m not stressing about FPL (And I’m shit at all of them)
Ended the gameweek on 32 points.

An all time low.

Not happy with my team. Wildcard has been activated with BB 26 in mind.

Hope everyone had a better gameweek than me!!
January 26, 2026 at 10:02 PM
29pts with Pickford to play.

On track for the worst gameweek ever.

Also, Dorgu is now starting every week!!!
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Gw23 🔒

So apparently there was leaks. And apparently I missed them 😅

Haaland 🧢 and Foden VC

Gonna have to rely on Cunha and Pickford again.

Good luck everyone 🍻
January 24, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Is it greedy wishing Pickford got just 1 more save 🤷‍♂️

Cheers big man for saving my gw 🍻
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
🥲
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
CMONNN. CUNHA YOU BEAUTY. THISIS THE MAN UNITED WE LOVE
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Dorgu on the bench stings like a bitch but Cunha return and looking like 3 points and a Haaland blank is fucking beautiful 🍻
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Linesman is pissing me off. Who put him there
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Gw22

Missed all the leaks. Clearly.

Rolled the transfer again.

Saka 🧢 taking a little punt.

Good luck everyone 🍻
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Who are people thinking of captaining this weekend??
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The Los Caballeros have spoken!!

Tonight, we feast 🍻
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Whattttt. Get the ball in the box. Ball goes in goal.
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January 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Lacroix ➡️ Thiaw has been a great transfer to sum up my week
January 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Anderson you sexy sexy man
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Gw20 🔒

Lacroix ➡️ Thiaw

Haaland 🧢 (although I really wanted to put it on Cunha)

Starting Ekitike in the hopes he starts

Good luck everyone 🍻
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Mr Bojangles
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
End of season darts doubles tournament later today.

Hit my first 180 of the new year last night.

Can’t wait to average 41 all night 🍻
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Petition for player of the match to get +20 points starting now
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Ekitike benched means lucky me gets the doubtful Oreilly of the bench. Following that is gudmundsson. Woahhh
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January 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
You jammy jammy rice benchers. Can’t wait for that red arrow
January 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Deaf viewers thinking TNT are early to April fools
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
No sound so we’ll take up half the picture as well to let you know. Cheers Geoff
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Dorgu playing as a 10. What an asset 😂💪
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Semenyello
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Gw20

Missed the deadline but pretty happy with lay out of the team.

Rolling transfer.

Saka 🧢

Good luck everyone 🍻
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM