My stomach hurts and I don’t think I’m being very brave about it. Send help.

I’m rapidly becoming a “can’t work without the right ambience” girlie. How did I work without this for so long?

Son of a…I forgot I had this account again until @kealanpatrickburke.bsky.social made a post about it…somewhere else. This is the unhinged outlet I neeeeed. Why can’t I remember??? 😫😭 Help.

I forgot this existed…oops…I am not functioning at all well right now, if that helps.

I’ve always know I’m spoiled, but I didn’t realize just how spoiled I was until now. This hotel room is not nice & I hate it. Like, it’s fine. We’re only here one night. But it’s not NICE. There are no amenities of any kind. It’s not comfortable. It doesn’t feel good to be here. I’m not proud of me.

I need someone, anyone, to see this silly pumpkin pie I decorated for lunch tomorrow. I can’t stop laughing at it. So help me, I will do this every year from now on.

It’s almost midnight and I have to work tomorrow but I’m waiting for the husband to get off work so we can load a bunch of boxes from his old apartment into Bruce (my SUV) and drive two and a half hours back to our house. Tomorrow’s gonna ssssuuuccccckkkkkkk…

Do we do intro posts here? What do we do? I fully intend to post random stuff that doesn’t belong anywhere else. It’s gonna be fun. Probably.