Kale Fajita
@kalefajita.bsky.social
Skinny is a mindset, Taco Bell is forever.
Car Enthusiast.
Men Enthusiast.
Springsteen Fan.
@kalefajita on Snapchat, Instagram, the old one, Hive, Discord, etc.
Car Enthusiast.
Men Enthusiast.
Springsteen Fan.
@kalefajita on Snapchat, Instagram, the old one, Hive, Discord, etc.
Baby's first cavity search!
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Baby's first cavity search!
Crammed a week's worth of magic into one and a half days. Standby for my rough transition back to reality.
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Crammed a week's worth of magic into one and a half days. Standby for my rough transition back to reality.
So we make lemonade...
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So we make lemonade...
Found out that my team misread an email about a conference this weekend, so we booked flights for today (Friday morning) only to find out that the conference itself starts tomorrow.....
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Found out that my team misread an email about a conference this weekend, so we booked flights for today (Friday morning) only to find out that the conference itself starts tomorrow.....
And yes, the windows are open. Snuggle up!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And yes, the windows are open. Snuggle up!!!
Traded my body pillow for a body.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Traded my body pillow for a body.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
2013. I plugged my phone into my computer to upload this as a Facebook profile picture.
2013. I plugged my phone into my computer to upload this as a Facebook profile picture.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
2013. I plugged my phone into my computer to upload this as a Facebook profile picture.
2013. I plugged my phone into my computer to upload this as a Facebook profile picture.
No one's home. It's just you and me now, kitten.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
No one's home. It's just you and me now, kitten.
Forever bothered by the fact that the corporate way to wear a sweater is with a WHOLE COLLARED SHIRT underneath it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Forever bothered by the fact that the corporate way to wear a sweater is with a WHOLE COLLARED SHIRT underneath it.
Slooooooow start to Friday
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Slooooooow start to Friday
Free will is a hell of a drug.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Free will is a hell of a drug.
We saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe.
Sweatpant season is finally hereeeeeeee
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sweatpant season is finally hereeeeeeee
Absolutely delicious 6-month anniversary spread, and then I passed on them playing Pokémon 🥹 life is good
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Absolutely delicious 6-month anniversary spread, and then I passed on them playing Pokémon 🥹 life is good
Mid-morning soak 😊
October 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Mid-morning soak 😊
When I say "bussin'", this is what I'm thinking of.
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When I say "bussin'", this is what I'm thinking of.
AND I'M GETTING A NEW ONE FOR CHRISTMAS, BITCH!
Idk what it is but fat men love their smartwatches
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
AND I'M GETTING A NEW ONE FOR CHRISTMAS, BITCH!
*ZA SPOILERS* Who needs arms when you have legs like these?
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
*ZA SPOILERS* Who needs arms when you have legs like these?
ChatGPT, but all of the prompts are answered by a 🚬, call it ChatGPTea.
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ChatGPT, but all of the prompts are answered by a 🚬, call it ChatGPTea.
THEY RAN OUT OF WHAT?!
October 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
THEY RAN OUT OF WHAT?!
It is officially colorblock sweater season.
October 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It is officially colorblock sweater season.
We should be referring to fake Labubu's as Lafubus.
*I don't have any, I just like causing chaos.
*I don't have any, I just like causing chaos.
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We should be referring to fake Labubu's as Lafubus.
*I don't have any, I just like causing chaos.
*I don't have any, I just like causing chaos.
This full moon has properly ruined my sleep schedule.
October 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This full moon has properly ruined my sleep schedule.