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Kale Fajita
@kalefajita.bsky.social
Skinny is a mindset, Taco Bell is forever.
Car Enthusiast.
Men Enthusiast.
Springsteen Fan.
@kalefajita on Snapchat, Instagram, the old one, Hive, Discord, etc.
Baby's first cavity search!
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Crammed a week's worth of magic into one and a half days. Standby for my rough transition back to reality.
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
So we make lemonade...
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Found out that my team misread an email about a conference this weekend, so we booked flights for today (Friday morning) only to find out that the conference itself starts tomorrow.....
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
And yes, the windows are open. Snuggle up!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Traded my body pillow for a body.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

2013. I plugged my phone into my computer to upload this as a Facebook profile picture.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
No one's home. It's just you and me now, kitten.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Forever bothered by the fact that the corporate way to wear a sweater is with a WHOLE COLLARED SHIRT underneath it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Slooooooow start to Friday
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Free will is a hell of a drug.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I am colorful.
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sweatpant season is finally hereeeeeeee
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Absolutely delicious 6-month anniversary spread, and then I passed on them playing Pokémon 🥹 life is good
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Mid-morning soak 😊
October 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When I say "bussin'", this is what I'm thinking of.
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
AND I'M GETTING A NEW ONE FOR CHRISTMAS, BITCH!
Idk what it is but fat men love their smartwatches
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
*ZA SPOILERS* Who needs arms when you have legs like these?
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
ChatGPT, but all of the prompts are answered by a 🚬, call it ChatGPTea.
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
THEY RAN OUT OF WHAT?!
October 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It is officially colorblock sweater season.
October 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Slept in 😊😊
October 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We should be referring to fake Labubu's as Lafubus.

*I don't have any, I just like causing chaos.
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This full moon has properly ruined my sleep schedule.
October 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM