Southeast Kai
@kailozen.bsky.social
Enthusiastic Reader.
Lazy Coder.
Insomnia-Driven Scroller.
Lazy Coder.
Insomnia-Driven Scroller.
10 hours. Still too close.
Question for folks whose parents are still alive -
How far do you live from them?
How far do you live from them?
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
10 hours. Still too close.
So a Seahawks blowout then. We're just watching for the halftime show now.
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
So a Seahawks blowout then. We're just watching for the halftime show now.
Thank goodness. That decision definitely prevented a spike in catalytic converter thefts.
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Thank goodness. That decision definitely prevented a spike in catalytic converter thefts.
They picked the wrong side while Costco exists 🤷🏾♂️
Target's unclear position has hurt the company's standing with consumers - especially Black shoppers - as well as staffers, Fiddelke said, according to Bloomberg News.
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
Target's new CEO says retailer lost trust with shoppers and staff, Bloomberg News reports
Target Corp's new chief executive officer, Michael Fiddelke, told staff the big-box retailer has lost trust with shoppers and staff and pledged to rebuild that connection, Bloomberg News reported on W...
www.reuters.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
They picked the wrong side while Costco exists 🤷🏾♂️
Nope. I'll happily sleep on the couch if it means I get to bask in the despair of a Cowboys fan.
Would you pass on dating someone because they are a fan of a rival/disliked sports team?
January 31, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Nope. I'll happily sleep on the couch if it means I get to bask in the despair of a Cowboys fan.
Bro got a head like third form Frieza.
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Bro got a head like third form Frieza.
Every time. I was also trying to pencil fight with it so that didn't help.
Question, this may be a 90’s or older kid thing but did you ever have one of those big jumbo pencils that you either got from the book fair or won?
And did you try to write with it in class and the teacher took it or made you put it away cause it was a distraction?
😭
And did you try to write with it in class and the teacher took it or made you put it away cause it was a distraction?
😭
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Every time. I was also trying to pencil fight with it so that didn't help.
When you open a bag of chips and find out it's a batch that missed most of the seasoning. I did not pay for plain Lay's.
What’s something stupid that makes you angry?
Me, baby carrots. Fuck those lil mfs.
Me, baby carrots. Fuck those lil mfs.
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
When you open a bag of chips and find out it's a batch that missed most of the seasoning. I did not pay for plain Lay's.
Windows 11...the fuck are we doing here man? How is this possibly this awful?
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Windows 11...the fuck are we doing here man? How is this possibly this awful?
I was organizing my calendar for the next year yesterday and I saw I have a task named "Told You So" scheduled for April 18th, 2082 that I have zero recollection of making.
I can't remember who earned this pettiness in 57 years and I'm so disappointed, cause I know they deserve it.
I can't remember who earned this pettiness in 57 years and I'm so disappointed, cause I know they deserve it.
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I was organizing my calendar for the next year yesterday and I saw I have a task named "Told You So" scheduled for April 18th, 2082 that I have zero recollection of making.
I can't remember who earned this pettiness in 57 years and I'm so disappointed, cause I know they deserve it.
I can't remember who earned this pettiness in 57 years and I'm so disappointed, cause I know they deserve it.
Did not expect that to be the last thing I learned this year.
“Lotus Flower Bomb” was about Solange?!
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Did not expect that to be the last thing I learned this year.
Y'all dating people y'all can't make a playlist with?
What do you do when you hate your partners taste in music?
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Y'all dating people y'all can't make a playlist with?
I mean, at least they get to see over people's heads for a few seconds 🤷🏾♂️
Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa… WHOA! National throw short people day?!
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I mean, at least they get to see over people's heads for a few seconds 🤷🏾♂️
I Love Your Smile by Shanice. Hilariously I only ever hear it while I'm grocery shopping.
8. What is a song that brings out your inner child everytime you hear it?
October 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I Love Your Smile by Shanice. Hilariously I only ever hear it while I'm grocery shopping.
Not that the rest is better but a $40 child haircut is crazy. My momma would have thought I was lying my ass off if I told her I needed 40 for a fade.
I haven't been in a barbershop in a while. This is what's happening?
October 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Not that the rest is better but a $40 child haircut is crazy. My momma would have thought I was lying my ass off if I told her I needed 40 for a fade.
That first page is cold. It'd be better to get hit with another diss than have a judge praising a track that called you a pedophile via a legal document.
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
That first page is cold. It'd be better to get hit with another diss than have a judge praising a track that called you a pedophile via a legal document.
That's hilariously stupid and cowardly. That game would have been a smash off premise alone.
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
October 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
That's hilariously stupid and cowardly. That game would have been a smash off premise alone.
....that's it?
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
....that's it?
Damn. You gotta start planning for Halloween in July at those prices.
I used to put out candy in the office…yeah that’s a no this year
September 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Damn. You gotta start planning for Halloween in July at those prices.
James Evans Sr.
Do you all have a name for your car ? I’ve never named my cars
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
James Evans Sr.
You sure you don't wanna start with a pinky nail of coke first? Maybe test drive the car a bit before you sign the lease?
What better time to try CRACK than a holiday weekend. Come on now I don’t have to be a responsible adult until Wednesday @ 6:30am
August 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You sure you don't wanna start with a pinky nail of coke first? Maybe test drive the car a bit before you sign the lease?
This Chance album is fantastic. Nice to see homie back out here.
August 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This Chance album is fantastic. Nice to see homie back out here.
I want to free my people from the chains of the word "conversate".
August 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I want to free my people from the chains of the word "conversate".
You ever randomly sit back and wonder where the hell you got all the money to do everything you were doing in your 20s?
July 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You ever randomly sit back and wonder where the hell you got all the money to do everything you were doing in your 20s?